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<i>Editor's
Note: The following was written and published by [[Scott Alexander]] in
two parts, the first under the name "History of Shireroth" in 2002 and
the second under the name "Death Rides Again" in 2004. It was
transcribed to the ShireWiki by [[James Raine]].</i>
== History Part 1 ==
== History Part 1 ==
=== Chapter I: The Very Beginning ===
=== Chapter I: The Very Beginning ===
==== Part 1: Founding ====
==== Part 1: Founding ====
This history ought to begin at the beginning; that is, the founding of
This history ought to begin at the beginning; that is, the founding of [[Shireroth]]. Unfortunately, exactly when that was is unclear. The official history of Shireroth fixes the date at twelve midnight on [[April 24, 2000]]. Since [[Apollo Standard Time]] had not yet been invented, we must assume this refers to the Pacific time used by [[Erik Metzler|Kaiser Metzler]]. The forum records back this up after a fashion - a post entitled "The Republic Of Shireroth is Founded" is dated 4/23/00 11:37:56 pm - not midnight, but close. The first post on the Shireroth forum, though, is [[April 21]]. And the [[Hegemony of Alexandros|Alexandros]] record lists Shireroth as founded 264 [[ASC]], which translates into [[April 26]] on the [[Gregorian calendar]]. My guess would be that the forum was created on the 21st, and an official proclamation made on the 23rd, which was then rounded off to the 24th. And the Alexandrians just didn't know what they were talking about.
[[Shireroth]]. Unfortunately, exactly when that was is unclear. The
 
official history of Shireroth fixes the date at twelve midnight on
[[April 24, 2000]]. Since [[Apollo Standard Time]] had not yet been
invented, we must assume this refers to the Pacific time used by
[[Kaiser Metzler]]. The forum records back this up after a fashion - a
post entitled "The Republic Of Shireroth is Founded" is dated 4/23/00
11:37:56 pm - not midnight, but close. The first post on the Shireroth
forum, though, is [[April 21, 2000|April 21]]. And the [[Alexandros]]
record lists Shireroth as founded 264 [[ASC]], which translates into
April 26 on the [[Gregorian calendar]]. My guess would be that the
forum was created on the 21st, and an official proclamation made on the
23rd, which was then rounded off to the 24th. And the Alexandrians just
didn't know what they were talking about.
==== Part 2: Sequential Events ====
==== Part 2: Sequential Events ====
On the first day of Shireroth's existence it was greeted by the
On the first day of Shireroth's existence it was greeted by the [[Istvanistan]]is and [[Hyperborea]]ns. It will also be noted that the Hyperboreans pointed out the first of Shireroth's spelling errors (the word "discussion") on that day. Hyperboreans pointing out Shirerothian spelling errors was later to become a grand tradition. [[Erik Metzler|Erik]] then left for two days, during which Shireroth's early history more or less stopped, since at that period he was the only citizen. The next important event of this period was the acceptance of a treaty with the [[Great Automatic Peoples' Republic]] by a 4-0 margin, in which both vowed never to attack each other. Shireroth was also recognized by [[Blackrock]], [[Jasonia]] and [[Istvanistan]].
[[Istvanistan]]is and [[Hyperborea]]ns. It will also be noted that the
 
Hyperboreans pointed out the first of Shireroth's spelling errors (the
word "discussion") on that day. Hyperboreans pointing out Shirerothian
spelling errors was later to become a grand tradition. [[Erik
Metzler|Erik]] then left for two days, during which Shireroth's early
history more or less stopped, since at that period he was the only
citizen. The next important event of this period was the acceptance of
a treaty with the [[Great Automatic Peoples' Republic]] by a 4-0
margin, in which both vowed never to attack each other. Shireroth was
also recognized by [[Blackrock]], [[Jasonia]] and [[Istvanistan]].
==== Part 3: Provisional Government ====
==== Part 3: Provisional Government ====
The government during this time was the [[Provisional Government]].
The government during this time was the [[Provisional Government]]. Erik was to be a [[President]] with dictator-like powers until the [[Republic]] gained its fifth citizen. At that time, a more representative government would be established. Shireroth joined [[Audentior]] before that could happen. The only actions of Metzler's government were to appoint a [[Citizenship Minister]] and to create a [[Erb|currency]]. The Citizenship Minister was [[John Sager]], who said he would make a citizenship form (he never did), and the currency was the €, although there is no record of the name Erb until much later. Speaking of Sager, he tried to form a party called the [[Popular Front of Shireroth]] to bring Automatic ideals into the country, but he never really got around to completing this.
Erik was to be a [[President]] with dictator-like powers until the
 
[[Republic]] gained its fifth citizen. At that time, a more
representative government would be established. Shireroth joined
[[Audentior]] before that could happen. The only actions of Metzler's
government were to appoint a [[Citizenship Minister]] and to create a
[[Erb|currency]]. The Citizenship Minister was [[John Sager]], who said
he would make a citizenship form (he never did), and the currency was
the €, although there is no record of the name Erb until much later.
Speaking of Sager, he tried to form a party called the [[Popular Front
of Shireroth]] to bring Automatic ideals into the country, but he never
really got around to completing this.
==== Part 4: Analysis ====
==== Part 4: Analysis ====
Shireroth didn't do very much in the pre-[[Audentior]] days. It didn't
Shireroth didn't do very much in the pre-[[Audentior]] days. It didn't have enough time to. The [[First Republic]]'s major impact on history was to provide a base for future incarnations to work off of, to set the flag and currency, and to help facilitate the Audente merger negotiations, in which it played a major part and was one of the strongest voices for unity.
have enough time to. The [[First Republic]]'s major impact on history
 
was to provide a base for future incarnations to work off of, to set
the flag and currency, and to help facilitate the Audente merger
negotiations, in which it played a major part and was one of the
strongest voices for unity.
=== Chapter II: The Audente Age ===
=== Chapter II: The Audente Age ===
==== Part 1: Shireroth In The Merger ====
==== Part 1: Shireroth In The Merger ====
The age of the [[First Great Merger]] is a very misunderstood one, but
The age of the [[First Great Merger]] is a very misunderstood one, but unfortunately I cannot get into it here. Shireroth, ironically, was probably one of the most pro-merger countries in the whole bunch. It was mainly small nations who were willing to agree to the merge - in the beginning, Shireroth and Hyperborea. The addition of [[Tapfer]] as a small nation was also helpful. The large nations in the merger process, who were very conservative about the possibility of creating a new country, were Jasonia and the Automatics. With Shireroth, the small nations just managed to have a majority in the proceedings, and eventually Jasonia (though significantly, not Automatica) gave in. On [[May 14th]] Shireroth became an official Audente province. [[Greg Shaddinger]], who was strongly anti-Audentior, threatened to resign, but President Metzler said that this was a new nation and he didn't have to participate in Audente affairs if he didn't want to. [[John Sager]], who had his own reasons for being anti-Audentior, did emigrate.
unfortunately I cannot get into it here. Shireroth, ironically, was
 
probably one of the most pro-merger countries in the whole bunch. It
was mainly small nations who were willing to agree to the merge - in
the beginning, Shireroth and Hyperborea. The addition of [[Tapfer]] as
a small nation was also helpful. The large nations in the merger
process, who were very conservative about the possibility of creating a
new country, were Jasonia and the Automatics. With Shireroth, the small
nations just managed to have a majority in the proceedings, and
eventually Jasonia (though significantly, not Automatica) gave in. On
[[May 14th]]
Shireroth became an official Audente province. [[Greg Shaddinger]], who
was strongly anti-Audentior, threatened to resign, but President
Metzler said that this was a new nation and he didn't have to
participate in Audente affairs if he didn't want to. John Sager, who
had his own reasons for being anti-Audentior, did emigrate.
==== Part 2: General Politics ====
==== Part 2: General Politics ====
The [[Tetrapole Representative]] from Shireroth was Erik Metzler. He
The [[Tetrapole Representative]] from Shireroth was Erik Metzler. He also won in a national election the [[Legislative Chair]] position, a victory which he celebrated in his infamous thread "[[I am got the chair]]!." His main policies in the Tetrapole were pushing for direct democracy and supporting anything [[Bill Dusch]] of Tapfer opposed. Another important political issue here is that [[Daniel K]], also known as [[VH Fenrir]], joined Shireroth for the first time.
also won in a national election the [[Legislative Chair]] position, a
 
victory which he celebrated in his infamous thread "[[I am got the
chair]]!." His main policies in the Tetrapole were pushing for direct
democracy and supporting anything [[Bill Dusch]] of Tapfer opposed.
Another important political issue here is that [[Daniel K]], also known
as [[VH Fenrir]], joined Shireroth for the first time.
==== Part 3: The Manifold Conflicts ====
==== Part 3: The Manifold Conflicts ====
Shireroth in the AIN was, unfortunately, probably best known for
Shireroth in the AIN was, unfortunately, probably best known for causing a lot of trouble. The first bit of trouble was the [[Direct Democracy Riots]]. These riots were the first time that Shireroth used its infamous [[smiley bomb]], forcing [[Executive Chair]] [[Scott Alexander]] to declare martial law. This just got the Shirerothians angrier, and would have split the country had a last minute agreement not been brokered. What did end up splitting the country were the riots that occurred when Bill Dusch was elected President in a vote evidently run by the same people who did Palm Beach. These riots too were led by Shireroth.
causing a lot of trouble. The first bit of trouble was the [[Direct
 
Democracy Riots]]. These riots were the first time that Shireroth used
its infamous [[smiley bomb]], forcing [[Executive Chair]] [[Scott
Alexander]] to declare martial law. This just got the Shirerothians
angrier, and would have split the country had a last minute agreement
not been brokered. What did end up splitting the country were the riots
that occurred when Bill Dusch was elected President in a vote evidently
run by the same people who did Palm Beach. These riots too were led by
Shireroth.
==== Part 4: Shirerothian Secession ====
==== Part 4: Shirerothian Secession ====
Shireroth seceded, as mentioned above, after the tainted elections
Shireroth seceded, as mentioned above, after the tainted elections during which Bill Dusch was chosen as Audentior's first President. This was on [[July 11th 2000]], after the three Shirerothian citizens of the period (Erik Metzler, Daniel K, and Greg Shaddinger) approved. It was then discovered by the Audentes that secession was not, technically, illegal. President Dusch decided it was important to keep the nation together anyway, and attacked Shireroth. Well, sort of. What he did was post a map of Shireroth that included an Audente attack force. The Shirerothians laughed at him and challenged him to resolve the matter by a game of [[StarCraft]]. Dusch continued his unorthodox tactics, which were mockingly called "[[GifWars]]", but Audentior fell a few days later, and he chose not to pursue the war further.
during which Bill Dusch was chosen as Audentior's first President. This
 
was on [[July 11th 2000]], after the three Shirerothian citizens of the
period (Erik Metzler, Daniel K, and Greg Shaddinger) approved. It was
then discovered by the Audentes that secession was not, technically,
illegal. President Dusch decided it was important to keep the nation
together anyway, and attacked Shireroth. Well, sort of. What he did was
post a map of Shireroth that included an Audente attack force. The
Shirerothians laughed at him and challenged him to resolve the matter
by a game of [[StarCraft]]. Dusch continued his unorthodox tactics,
which were mockingly called "[[GifWars]]", but Audentior fell a few
days later, and he chose not to pursue the war further.
==== Part 5: Culture During The Audente Era ====
==== Part 5: Culture During The Audente Era ====
Shirerothian culture during the Audente Era was primarily focused on
Shirerothian culture during the Audente Era was primarily focused on [[Boomism]] (more properly called [[BO0O/\/\ism]]). This was both a [[religion]] and a [[political party]]. It began with the game of StarCraft, in which it was, in the words of Erik Metzler, a philosophy that "anything that's not Terran should go BOOOOM!". However, it evolved into a general pro-explosion way of thinking. The [[Boomist Party]] was for peace through armed strength and opposed the [[Demesos Party]] in Audentior's virtual two-party system. Of the foundationalist Boomist religion little has survived except the knowledge that the single holiday, [[La Fiesta De La BOOOM]], was celebrated on [[July 26]]. The Boomist symbol was a nuclear mushroom cloud.
[[Boomism]] (more properly called [[BO0O/\/\ism]]). This was both a
 
[[religion]] and a [[political party]]. It began with the game of
StarCraft, in which it was, in the words of Erik Metzler, a philosophy
that "anything that's not Terran should go BOOOOM!". However, it
evolved into a general pro-explosion way of thinking. The [[Boomist
Party]] was for peace through armed strength and opposed the [[Demesos
Party]] in Audentior's virtual two-party system. Of the Boomist
religion little has survived except the knowledge that the single
holiday, [[La Fiesta De La BOOOM]], was celebrated on [[July 26]]. The
Boomist symbol was a nuclear mushroom cloud.
=== Chapter III: The Jasonian and Apollonian Ages ===
=== Chapter III: The Jasonian and Apollonian Ages ===
==== Part 1: Integration With Jasonia ====
==== Part 1: Integration With Jasonia ====
Why would Shireroth merge into a monolithic nation controlled by
Why would Shireroth merge into a monolithic nation controlled by [[Jasonia]]ns when it had just angrily seceded from a monolithic nation controlled by Jasonians? While it would be nice to say that the archives held the answer, any appropriate threads were either deleted or never in existence. Luckily, we have a thread from the Jasonian side, which allows us to date the merge at [[July 13]] (making Shireroth independent for all of two days). And here Erik gives his answer to the question posited above: "Shireroth never lasted long enough before the [[AIN]] merger to develop. Now that we are free again. I see no reason why would should bother trying to develop. We are basically just the same thing as FIoJ, just smaller and less organized.(if that is even possible.)" {myriad spelling/grammar errors fixed} Shireroth joined Jasonia, it may be said, out of laziness.
[[Jasonia]]ns when it had just angrily seceded from a monolithic nation
 
controlled by Jasonians? While it would be nice to say that the
archives held the answer, any appropriate threads were either deleted
or never in existence. Luckily, we have a thread from the Jasonian
side, which allows us to date the merge at July 13 (making Shireroth
independent for all of two days). And here Erik gives his answer to the
question posited above:" Shireroth never lasted long enough before the
AIN merger to develop. Now that we are free again. I see no reason why
would should bother trying to develop. We are basically just the same
thing as FIoJ, just smaller and less organized.(if that is even
possible.)" {myriad spelling/grammar errors fixed} Shireroth joined
Jasonia, it may be said, out of
laziness.
==== Part 2: On the Activities of Shireroth, Or Lack Thereof ====
==== Part 2: On the Activities of Shireroth, Or Lack Thereof ====
Shireroth was completely inactive during the [[Jasonian Age]]. All
Shireroth was completely inactive during the [[Jasonian Age]]. All states that were part of the Flying Islands were. The one burst of interesting news was that the Shirerothians [[secede]]d on [[September 24]] and then [[unsecede]]d two hours later before anyone noticed. This was due to Erik's anger at being put on trial for spamming, but apparently he changed his mind and decided not to dig himself deeper. Erik was the only really active Shirerothian-Jasonian, although Dan K popped up from time to time. Both took the [[Hellish side]] in the [[Infernal War]] but were content to rejoin Jasonia after the [[Treaty of the Gods]].
states that were part of the Flying Islands were. The one burst of
 
interesting news was that the Shirerothians [[secede]]d on September 24
and then [[unsecede]]d two hours later before anyone noticed. This was
due to Erik's anger at being put on trial for spamming, but apparently
he changed his mind and decided not to dig himself deeper. Erik was the
only really active Shirerothian-Jasonian, although Dan K popped up from
time to time. Both took the [[Hellish side]] in the [[Infernal War]]
but were content to rejoin Jasonia after the [[Treaty of the Gods]].
==== Part 3: The Apollonian Era ====
==== Part 3: The Apollonian Era ====
Shireroth, as a part of Jasonia, was not involved in the formation of
Shireroth, as a part of Jasonia, was not involved in the formation of the [[Union of Apollo States]]. It may be remembered by the student of history that Jasonia did not actually join the Union but rather sent a "[[dummy state]]", [[New Jasonia]], to participate. Thus, Shireroth remained technically a part of an independent Jasonia, although all the action took place at the UAS. Not a single purely Shirerothian action or post can be found from this era, so it's safe to say nothing really happened.
the [[Union of Apollo States]]. It may be remembered by the student of
 
history that Jasonia did not actually join the Union but rather sent a
"[[dummy state]]", [[New Jasonia]], to participate. Thus, Shireroth
remained technically a part of an independent Jasonia, although all the
action took place at the UAS. Not a single purely Shirerothian action
or post can be found from this era, so it's safe to say nothing really
happened.
==== Part 4: On the Revivication of Shireroth ====
==== Part 4: On the Revivication of Shireroth ====
I am happy to say I can pinpoint the exact moment in which Shireroth
I am happy to say I can pinpoint the exact moment in which Shireroth was revived. It was [[December 18]], [[2000]], in an ICQ chat between this historian, [[Jason Steffke]], and Erik Metzler. Metzler was complaining about how much he disliked FIoJ, and Scott suggested "I wouldn't mind seeing Shireroth again. It was one of the few micronations I ever liked". The Kaiser’s exact response, one for the history books, was "MUAHAHAHA! SHIREROTH SHALL RETURN!" It is a very interesting piece of historical trivia that Jason Steffke was offered the [[Kaisership]] of Shireroth in that chat, and he declined. Other names were thrown out, including John Sager, Daniel K, and (may Gahg have mercy) [[Eoin Dornan]], but in the end, everyone thought that it had to be Erik. Which brings us to:
was revived. It was December 18, 2000, in an ICQ chat between this
 
historian, [[Jason Steffke]], and Erik Metzler. Metzler was complaining
=== Chapter IV: The [[Direct Democracy Constitutional Monarchy]] of Shireroth ===
about how much he disliked FIoJ, and Scott suggested "I wouldn't mind
seeing Shireroth again. It was one of the few micronations I ever
liked". The Kaiser’s exact response, one for the history books, was
"MUAHAHAHA! SHIREROTH SHALL RETURN!" It is a very interesting piece of
historical trivia that Jason Steffke was offered the [[Kaisership]] of
Shireroth in that chat, and he declined. Other names were thrown out,
including John Sager, Daniel K, and (may Gahg have mercy) [[Eoin
Dornan]], but in the end, everyone thought that it had to be Erik.
Which brings us to:
=== Chapter IV: The [[Direct Democracy Constitutional Monarchy]] of
Shireroth ===
==== Part 1: Formation ====
==== Part 1: Formation ====
The information here is taken from ICQ transcripts between Scott
The information here is taken from ICQ transcripts between Scott Alexander and Erik Metzler. The new Shireroth originally was to use the same Provisional Constitution as the [[Old Republic]] and, significantly, would ban [[dual citizenship]]. Originally Metzler decided at the last second not to create Shireroth after all, but then he got "new information" which he refused to tell me and which I suspect was just him changing his mind without wanting to admit it, and he started a vote to free Shireroth from Jasonia at 9:39 PM on [[December 19]]. The vote was almost ruined by [[Thomas Hubert]]'s opposition, but Erik threatened Hubert and he changed his mind. At 11:00 PM the same day, Erik stated he wanted Shireroth to be a combination direct democracy and constitutional monarchy. It was decided that King was too bland, and Baron, Shah, Czar, Prince, Pope, Big Kahuna, Pharoah, God-King and even Ayatollah were all considered before Erik decided on Kaiser due to his German background. (although it was all that Scott could do to keep him from choosing "[[Lizard-KING]]!".)
Alexander and Erik Metzler. The new Shireroth originally was to use the
 
same Provisional Constitution as the [[Old Republic]] and,
significantly, would ban [[dual citizenship]]. Originally Metzler
decided at the last second not to create Shireroth after all, but then
he got "new information" which he refused to tell me and which I
suspect was just him changing his mind without wanting to admit it, and
he started a vote to free Shireroth from Jasonia at 9:39 PM on December
19. The vote was almost ruined by [[Thomas Hubert]]'s opposition, but
Erik threatened Hubert and he changed his mind. At 11:00 PM the same
day, Erik stated he wanted Shireroth to be a combination direct
democracy and constitutional monarchy. It was decided that King was too
bland, and Baron, Shah, Czar, Prince, Pope, Big Kahuna, Pharoah,
God-King and even Ayatollah were all considered before Erik decided on
Kaiser due to his German background. (although it was all that Scott
could do to keep him from choosing "[[Lizard-KING]]!".)
==== Part 2: Government Specifics ====
==== Part 2: Government Specifics ====
In the words of Erik, Shireroth was a "direct democracy constitutional
In the words of Erik, Shireroth was a "direct democracy constitutional monarchy". The Kaiser appointed [[Minister]]s who were confirmed by the people. The people voting directly formed the legislative branch, and a judicial branch was planned but never realized. The first minister was Daniel K, [[Ministry of Immigration|Minister (or Miniter, according to the forum) of Immigration]]. [[Patrick Foley]] tried to become head of the military without being a citizen, but was rebuffed (he did become the [[CinC]] after the [[Kildare]] annexation). There was no foreign affairs minister, but the Kaiser took care of it, and Shireroth had mutual relations with Jasonia, [[Babkha]], and [[Treesia]] at the time.
monarchy". The Kaiser appointed [[Minister]]s who were confirmed by the
 
people. The people voting directly formed the legislative branch, and a
judicial branch was planned but never realized. The first minister was
Daniel K, [[Minister of Immigration|Minister (or Miniter, according to
the forum) of Immigration]]. [[Patrick Foley]] tried to become head of
the military without being a citizen, but was rebuffed (he did become
the [[CinC]] after the [[Kildare]] annexation). There was no foreign
affairs minister, but the Kaiser took care of it, and Shireroth had
mutual relations with Jasonia, [[Babkha]], and [[Treesia]] at the time.
==== Part 3: The Duchy System And The Mass Annexations ====
==== Part 3: The Duchy System And The Mass Annexations ====
The [[Duchy]] system started off very simply: Daniel K. was [[Duke]]
The [[Duchy]] system started off very simply: Daniel K. was [[Duke]] of [[Brookshire]], and the other Duchy, [[Goldshire]], was vacant. It was then that the [[UAS]] collapsed, and Shireroth was all too happy to pick up the pieces. What it got from the [[Apollo Republic]] was the main land mass (which became Kildare, under Duke Patrick Foley) and the islands surrounding it (which became [[Gong Li]], under [[Tony Au]], who was originally an [[honorary citizen]] but then joined officially) With Patrick Foley's joining, [[Norfolk]] was added to the Shirerothian holdings, and became part of Gong Li.
of [[Brookshire]], and the other Duchy, [[Goldshire]], was vacant. It
 
was then that the [[UAS]] collapsed, and Shireroth was all too happy to
pick up the pieces. What it got from the [[Apollo Republic]] was the
main land mass (which became Kildare, under Duke Patrick Foley) and the
islands surrounding it (which became [[Gong Li]], under [[Tony Au]],
who was originally an [[honorary citizen]] but then joined officially)
With Patrick Foley's joining, [[Norfolk]] was added to the Shirerothian
holdings, and became part of Gong Li.
==== Part 4: Culture During This Period ====
==== Part 4: Culture During This Period ====
Little to none. There was some remnant of the old [[Novi Dalmacija]]n
Little to none. There was some remnant of the old [[Novi Dalmacija]]n culture for a while, but no one except [[Stjepan]] understood it, and it died fast. Its one lasting contribution to [[Apollo]] Micronationalism was the famous [[golden Zlatni Rat]], which turned out to be a beach, to Scott's extreme relief, but which was later found in mousetraps all over the land. Economics prospered, thanks to "Economics God" Tony Au. The Erb reached a record high of 5.5 on the [[ICEO]], which everyone was very happy about, and the stock market had the usual brief flurry of activity before disappearing never to be seen again.
culture for a while, but no one except [[Stjepan]] understood it, and
 
it died fast. Its one lasting contribution to [[Apollo]]
Micronationalism was the famous [[golden Zlatni Rat]], which turned out
to be a beach, to Scott's extreme relief, but which was later found in
mousetraps all over the land. Economics prospered, thanks to "Economics
God" Tony Au. The Erb reached a record high of 5.5 on the [[ICEO]],
which everyone was very happy about, and the stock market had the usual
brief flurry of activity before disappearing never to be seen again.
=== Chapter V: The Seventh Republic And The Seeds Of Benacia ===
=== Chapter V: The Seventh Republic And The Seeds Of Benacia ===
==== Part 1: The [[Amity]] Crisis ====
==== Part 1: The [[Amity]] Crisis ====
The seeds of the Amity crisis go back to before Shireroth even existed.
The seeds of the Amity crisis go back to before Shireroth even existed. Jasonia wanted a space program, so they created [[JASO]], the [[Jasonian Aeronautics and Space Organization]], and gave its command to Erik Metzler. It needed a base, so Erik "discovered" the island of Amity, along with nearby [[Mirioth]], and set up operations there. When Shireroth seceded from Jasonia, it was unclear whether Amity went with it. The Shirerothians apparently assumed it did, and the Jasonians assumed it didn't. On [[December 23]], the Kaiser of Shireroth "politely demanded" that it be given to the Shirerothians. The Jasonians said no, and the Kaiser said he respected the Jasonian decision. On the [[December 27|27th]], Shireroth occupied Amity anyway, causing an international incident. Jasonia threatened Shireroth, and Shireroth laughed off the threats. For a while, it seemed like war was inevitable. But on [[January 3]], a compromise was reached between Jasonian foreign minister [[Greg Nordman]] and the Kaiser. Jasonia would sell Amity to Shireroth for 225 erb. Although the Jasonians grumbled a little, the deal was accepted, and war averted.
Jasonia wanted a space program, so they created JASO, the [[Jasonian
 
Aeronautics and Space Organization]], and gave its command to Erik
Metzler. It needed a base, so Erik "discovered" the island of Amity,
along with nearby [[Mirioth]], and set up operations there. When
Shireroth seceded from Jasonia, it was unclear whether Amity went with
it. The Shirerothians apparently assumed it did, and the Jasonians
assumed it didn't. On December 23, the Kaiser of Shireroth "politely
demanded" that it be given to the Shirerothians. The Jasonians said no,
and the Kaiser said he respected the Jasonian decision. On the 27th,
Shireroth occupied Amity anyway, causing an international incident.
Jasonia threatened Shireroth, and Shireroth laughed off the threats.
For a while, it seemed like war was inevitable. But on January 3, a
compromise was reached between Jasonian foreign minister [[Greg
Nordman]] and the Kaiser. Jasonia would sell Amity to Shireroth for 225
erb. Although the Jasonians grumbled a little, the deal was accepted,
and war averted.
==== Part 2: The Seventh Republic ====
==== Part 2: The Seventh Republic ====
[[The Seventh Republic]], the name given to the Shireroth government
[[The Seventh Republic]], the name given to the Shireroth government around this time, is widely considered the [[Golden Age]] of Shireroth. On [[January 18]]th, Shireroth was accepted to the [[League of Micronations]] with a 14-1 vote. This was mainly thanks to Patrick Foley, Shireroth's many-talented foreign minister of the period. This was also the age of the [[Shireroth Boomers]], champions of the [[Intermicronational Football League]], for what it's worth. And of mass annexations and the [[Micronational Cartography Society|Micronational Cartography Board]]. But it came to an end around the [[February 1|first day of February]], when the Kaiser's sporadic mental illnesses reared their ugly head once again. Erik passed out due to some kind of problem and had to start seeing a psychologist, and decided that continued involvement in micronations would not be appropriate. Unfortunately, this was only revealed in mid-March, so for the month of February people just sat around doing nothing and wondering where the Kaiser had gone. This would be enough to destroy most micronations, and it did destroy Shireroth. Until the fateful day of [[March 26]], [[2001]], Shireroth lay inactive and abandoned, the greatness of the Seventh Republic all but forgotten.
around this time, is widely considered the [[Golden Age]] of Shireroth.
 
On January 18th, Shireroth was accepted to the [[League of
Micronations]] with a 14-1 vote. This was mainly thanks to Patrick
Foley, Shireroth's many-talented foreign minister of the period. This
was also the age of the [[Shireroth Boomers]], champions of the
[[Intermicronational Football League]], for what it's worth. And of
mass annexations and the [[Micronational Cartography
Society|Micronational Cartography Board]]. But it came to an end around
the first day of February, when the Kaiser's sporadic mental illnesses
reared their ugly head once again. Erik passed out due to some kind of
problem and had to start seeing a psychologist, and decided that
continued involvement in micronations would not be appropriate.
Unfortunately, this was only revealed in mid-March, so for the month of
February people just sat around doing nothing and wondering where the
Kaiser had gone. This would be enough to destroy most micronations, and
it did destroy Shireroth. Until the fateful day of March 26, 2001,
Shireroth lay inactive and abandoned, the greatness of the Seventh
Republic all but forgotten.
==== Part 3: The Crisis And The Seeds of Benacia ====
==== Part 3: The Crisis And The Seeds of Benacia ====
Jasonia, decided, out of the goodness of their hearts, to make the dead
Jasonia, decided, out of the goodness of their hearts, to make the dead Shireroth a [[protectorate]] so that "no one could snatch it up and add it to their empire", ironically enough. The [[Rasinate]] noticed, and had the same idea - make Shireroth a protectorate of the Rasinate so Jasonia couldn't take it (though to be fair, the Rasinate had Eoin Dornan as their [[Prime Minister]], so they really can't be held accountable for their actions). And finally, a new nation called [[Machiavellia]], newly arrived from that fertile source of micronations called the [[Apolyton fora]], decided to claim it so that neither Jasonia nor the Rasinate could. And they had a secret weapon - [[General Trantor]], a man who claimed to be a former Shireroth citizen, although he refused to give any more information and there was certainly no former Shirerothian citizen named General Trantor. Jasonia gave in pretty quickly, but the Rasinate and Machiavellia seemed ready to go to war over the issue. The Rasinate even made a lot of threats and began to rally its various allies. Then General Trantor revealed that he was none other than Kaiser Metzler I of Shireroth, recovered from his ills (well, as recovered as he'd get) and come to usher in an [[Eighth Republic]]! The Rasinate quickly backed down, and Shireroth and Machiavellia signed a lasting alliance.
Shireroth a [[protectorate]] so that "no one could snatch it up and add
 
it to their empire", ironically enough. The [[Rasinate]] noticed, and
had the same idea - make Shireroth a protectorate of the Rasinate so
Jasonia couldn't
take it (though to be fair, the Rasinate had Eoin Dornan as their Prime
Minister, so they really can't be held accountable for their actions).
And finally, a new nation called [[Machiavellia]], newly arrived from
that fertile source of micronations called the [[Apolyton fora]],
decided to claim it so that neither Jasonia nor the Rasinate could. And
they had a secret weapon - [[General Trantor]], a man who claimed to be
a former Shireroth citizen, although he refused to give any more
information and there was certainly no former Shirerothian citizen
named General Trantor. Jasonia gave in pretty quickly, but the Rasinate
and Machiavellia seemed ready to go to war over the issue. The Rasinate
even made a lot of threats and began to rally its various allies. Then
General Trantor revealed that he was none other than Kaiser Metzler I
of Shireroth, recovered from his ills (well, as recovered as he'd get)
and come to usher in an [[Eighth Republic]]! The Rasinate quickly
backed down, and Shireroth and Machiavellia signed a lasting alliance.
=== Chapter VI: The Benacian Age ===
=== Chapter VI: The Benacian Age ===
==== Part 1: The Gap In The Records ====
==== Part 1: The Gap In The Records ====
There is an effective gap in records between late March and early June.
There is an effective gap in records between late March and early June. It is my belief that Shireroth unofficially merged into Jasonia at this time, but the historical evidence of this is sketchy. It is based only on my personal recollection of events and some obscure references in the Jasonian fora. It seems to make more sense than anything else I've come across, though, so I'll let it stand and leave it for future investigation. Some evidence points to [[Benacia]] being formed before the [[Paramount War]] (May), but nothing concrete, and the Benacian fora were made on June 2, so I'll consider that the official date of Benacia's formation.
It is my belief that Shireroth unofficially merged into Jasonia at this
 
time, but the historical evidence of this is sketchy. It is based only
on my personal recollection of events and some obscure references in
the Jasonian fora. It seems to make more sense than anything else I've
come across, though, so I'll let it stand and leave it for future
investigation. Some evidence points to [[Benacia]] being formed before
the [[Paramount War]] (May), but nothing concrete, and the Benacian
fora were made on June 2, so I'll consider that the official date of
Benacia's formation.
==== Part 2: The Paramount Wars ====
==== Part 2: The Paramount Wars ====
Whether Shireroth was independent, part of Benacia, or part of Jasonia
Whether Shireroth was independent, part of Benacia, or part of Jasonia during the Paramount Wars, it certainly played a major part in them. The first Paramount War was precipitated by [[Paramount]] declaring war on Jasonia because it wanted certain territories that had formerly been Paramountian back (although this was the official reason, the unofficial reason was that John Sager hated Jason Steffke and wanted to harass him). Shireroth and Machiavellia took the side of Jasonia, and used spamming techniques to spam Paramount out of existence. Unfortunately, Paramount, never having really been too much in existence anyway, didn't care, and John, with his usual obstinacy, declared that he had won and Paramount was perfect. The usual disputed-lands-go-to-the-[[Foundation]] compromise was reached, but just weeks later, the second Paramount War started. The [[Paramount Demolition Duo]], as Kaiser Metzler and [[Prince Conway]] called themselves, went to work again, but it was revealed after the end of the war that it was just a ploy by Steffke to build activity. After this the Benacians got very angry at Jasonia and hoped for its downfall, which sure enough happened a month or two later.
during the Paramount Wars, it certainly played a major part in them.
 
The first Paramount War was precipitated by Paramount declaring war on
Jasonia because it wanted certain territories that had formerly been
Paramountian back (although this was the official reason, the
unofficial reason was that John Sager hated Jason Steffke and wanted to
harass him). Shireroth and Machiavellia took the side of Jasonia, and
used spamming techniques to spam Paramount out of existence.
Unfortunately, Paramount, never having really been too much in
existence anyway, didn't care, and John, with his usual obstinacy,
declared that he had won and Paramount was perfect. The usual
disputed-lands-go-to-the-[[Foundation]] compromise was reached, but
just weeks later, the second Paramount War started. The [[Paramount
Demolition Duo]], as Kaiser Metzler and [[Prince Conway]] called
themselves, went to work again, but it was revealed after the end of
the war that it was just a ploy by Steffke to build activity. After
this the Benacians got very angry at Jasonia and hoped for its
downfall, which sure enough happened a month or two later.
==== Part 3: The Structure Of Benacia ====
==== Part 3: The Structure Of Benacia ====
Benacia had three members - Hyperborea, Shireroth, and Machiavellia. It
Benacia had three members - Hyperborea, Shireroth, and Machiavellia. It was governed by a council of the three heads of state, and one of them each month was the Chair, who presided over the meetings. Kaiser Metzler was the first chair. The council usually met in [[ICQ]] or [[AIM]] chats.
was governed by a council of the three heads of state, and one of them
 
each month was the Chair, who presided over the meetings. Kaiser
Metzler was the first chair. The council usually met in [[ICQ]] or
[[AIM]] chats.
==== Part 4: Shireroth During The Benacian Age ====
==== Part 4: Shireroth During The Benacian Age ====
Not much happened. There were a few foreign relations things - the
Not much happened. There were a few foreign relations things - the Benacians entered treaties with Babkha and the [[PUR]], and went through the bimonthly ritual of threatening Thomas Hubert only to have him back down at the last second. Patrick came back and left again. Yeah. That was about it.
Benacians entered treaties with Babkha and the [[PUR]], and went
 
through the bimonthly ritual of threatening Thomas Hubert only to have
him back down at the last second. Patrick came back and left again.
Yeah. That was about it.
=== Chapter VII: The [[Hegemony of Alexandros]] ===
=== Chapter VII: The [[Hegemony of Alexandros]] ===
==== Part 1: Formation of the Hegemony ====
==== Part 1: Formation of the Hegemony ====
The best answer for "Why did the Hegemony form?" is probably "Because
The best answer for "Why did the Hegemony form?" is probably "Because of the cycle". The [[Apollo Sector]] tends to have large mergers every so often, and at the time of Alexandros, it was overdue. Originally, it was going to be a strengthening of Benacia without changing the basic culture or theme. However, when a chat started which included [[Jason Rhode]], the new Prince of Machiavellia, although not, significantly, Kaiser Metzler, the participants found they all like ancient Greece and, specifically, Alexander The Great. Thus, it was decided that the merged nation would be the Hegemony of Alexandros rather than just Benacia (Hegemony was added because it was much more original than "Kingdom" or "Republic" or "Empire"). There was some debate over who ought to be the leader, but eventually Jason Rhode was decided upon.
of the cycle". The Apollo Sector (and Shireroth too, although it's not
 
technically in it) tends to have large mergers every so often, and at
the time of Alexandros, it was overdue. Originally, it was going to be
a strengthening of Benacia
without changing the basic culture or theme. However, when a chat
started which included [[Jason Rhode]], the new Prince of Machiavellia,
although not, significantly, Kaiser Metzler, the participants found
they all like ancient Greece and, specifically, Alexander The Great.
Thus, it was decided that the merged nation would be the Hegemony of
Alexandros rather than just Benacia (Hegemony was added because it was
much more original than "Kingdom" or "Republic" or "Empire"). There was
some debate over who ought to be the leader, but eventually Jason Rhode
was decided upon.
==== Part 2: Structure of the Hegemony ====
==== Part 2: Structure of the Hegemony ====
The Hegemony's government was based on four high officials, with the
The Hegemony's government was based on four high officials, with the [[Hegemon]] as a fifth high official above all of them. These were the [[Archon]], in charge of the site, the fora, and general information related stuff; the [[Polemarch]], in charge of war and the military; the [[Kristarch]], in charge of economics; and the [[Strategos]], in charge of foreign affairs. During the Hegemony these were Scott Siskind, Erik Metzler, Tony Au, and Edward Conway, respectively. There was also a [[Landsraad]], the classicists' single concession to a more Shirerothian naming system and a [[Demes]], a direct-democracy house of the people. All kinds of complex interactions were supposed to take place between them, but in reality the five officials together made all the policy and the Demes went and approved it.
[[Hegemon]] as a fifth high official above all of them. These were the
 
[[Archon]], in charge of the site, the fora, and general information
related stuff; the [[Polemarch]], in charge of war and the military;
the [[Kristarch]], in charge of economics; and the [[Strategos]], in
charge of foreign affairs. During the Hegemony these were Scott
Siskind, Erik Metzler, Tony Au, and Edward Conway, respectively. There
was also a [[Landsraad]], the classicists' single concession to a more
Shirerothian naming system and a [[Demes]], a direct-democracy house of
the people. All kinds of complex interactions were supposed to take
place between them, but in reality the five officials together made all
the policy and the Demes went and approved it.
==== Part 3: History of the Hegemony ====
==== Part 3: History of the Hegemony ====
The Hegemony expanded pretty quickly with some mass annexations. Tapfer
The Hegemony expanded pretty quickly with some mass annexations. Tapfer was annexed at the request of Bill Dusch, since Jasonia was fallen by this time. They also took some of [[Ryan Caruso]]'s old territories, including a place called [[Cimmeria]]. There was a minor conflict when Caruso demanded greater rights for Cimmeria and it looked like he was threatening the government, but it turned out he wasn't and everything was fine. Thomas Hubert tried to take back [[Rulzcentia]], but the Hegemony claimed it and Hubert gave in after some tense moments. There was also a revolt over the [[Color Revolt|colors of the forum]]. That was about all that had time to happen before the Hegemony joined with [[Tymaria]].
was annexed at the request of Bill Dusch, since Jasonia was fallen by
 
this time. They also took some of [[Ryan Caruso]]'s old territories,
including a place called [[Cimmeria]]. There was a minor conflict when
Caruso demanded greater rights for Cimmeria and it looked like he was
threatening the government, but it turned out he wasn't and everything
was fine. Thomas Hubert tried to take back [[Rulzcentia]], but the
Hegemony claimed it and Hubert gave in after some tense moments. There
was also a revolt over the colors of the forum. That was about all that
had time to happen before the Hegemony joined with [[Tymaria]].
=== Chapter VIII: The Pax Tymaria ===
=== Chapter VIII: The Pax Tymaria ===
==== Part 1: The Formation of Tymaria ====
==== Part 1: The Formation of Tymaria ====
The formation of Tymaria was a minor miracle. The [[Free Republic]] and
The formation of Tymaria was a minor miracle. The [[Free Republic]] and [[Interland]] were going to merge, and the Hegemony of Alexandros decided they might as well merge with them, which brought the Rasinate in, leading to the biggest merger in history. It was managed at a [[Constitutional Convention]] that lasted from late September to late October [[2001]], and the final draft of the Constitution was agreeable to all delegates, and on [[October 31]] (or thereabout) the [[United Republic of Tymaria]] was proclaimed.
[[Interland]] were going to merge, and the Hegemony of Alexandros
 
decided they might as well merge with them, which brought the Rasinate
in, leading to the biggest merger in history. It was managed at a
[[Constitutional Convention]] that lasted from late September to late
October 2001, and the final draft of the Constitution was agreeable to
all delegates, and on October 31 (or thereabout) the [[United Republic
of Tymaria]] was proclaimed.
==== Part 2: Shireroth's Place In Tymaria ====
==== Part 2: Shireroth's Place In Tymaria ====
Shireroth was one of eight original states in four original regions of
Shireroth was one of eight original states in four original regions of Tymaria. Each state got a different number of votes depending on its regional distribution, with Shireroth getting only one. As a state, Shireroth had considerable control over its internal affairs, but could not print its own money nor conduct foreign relations nor war.
Tymaria. Each state got a different number of votes depending on its
 
regional distribution, with Shireroth getting only one. As a state,
Shireroth had considerable control over its internal affairs, but could
not print its own money nor conduct foreign relations nor war.
==== Part 3: Changes And Revolutions ====
==== Part 3: Changes And Revolutions ====
On November 25, Shireroth was annexed to its own [[Duchy]],
On [[November 25]], Shireroth was annexed to its own [[Duchy]], [[Yardistan]], and its Duke, [[Nick the Yardistani]], who had joined about a month before. Why the change? In the words of former Kaiser Metzler, "Shireroth didn't fall. I simply find Yardistan more fun." However, the reversed situation was soon set right again with the ascension of [[Kaiser Gaelen II]] to the throne. Unfortunately, Kaiser Gaelen too left, leaving the throne vacant. It passed to [[Ari Rahikkala]], but he faked his own death, making [[James Raine]] the [[Steward]]. Then another Yardistani revolt happened...
[[Yardistan]], and its Duke, [[Nick the Yardistani]], who had joined
 
about a month before. Why the change? In the words of former Kaiser
Metzler, "Shireroth didn't fall. I simply find Yardistan more fun."
However, the reversed situation was soon set right again with the
ascension of [[Kaiser Gaelen II]] to the throne. Unfortunately, Kaiser
Gaelen too left, leaving the throne vacant. It passed to [[Ari
Rahikkala]], but he faked his own death, making James "[[Fax
Celestis]]" the [[Steward]]. Then another Yardistani revolt happened...
==== Part 4: Culture ====
==== Part 4: Culture ====
This was a great time for Shirerothian culture. In a posts like
This was a great time for Shirerothian culture. In a posts like "History and Culture of Shireroth" and "Kaisers of Shireroth", Kaiser Metzler fleshed out the formerly deficient background of the nation. It was formerly a group of warring chiefdoms before the first Kaiser started the Republic 2000 years before the founding of the Sector. There was also some stuff on [[Goldshire]] and name origins, some of which are in the appendix.
"History and Culture of Shireroth" and "Kaisers of Shireroth", Kaiser
 
Metzler fleshed out the formerly deficient background of the nation. It
was formerly a group of warring chiefdoms before the first Kaiser
started the Republic 2000 years before the founding of the Sector.
There was also some stuff on [[Goldshire]] and name origins, some of
which are in the appendix.
=== Chapter IX: The Mors Restoration ===
=== Chapter IX: The Mors Restoration ===
==== Part 1: [[Kaiser Mors I]] ====
==== Part 1: [[Kaiser Mors I]] ====
When Erik Metzler returned after his long absence, he did so as
When Erik Metzler returned after his long absence, he did so as [[Kaiser Mors I|Kaiser Mercator Mortis I]] (Merchant of Death) or Mors for short. He bore an ancient Shirerothian sword called [[Sword of Vengeance|Vengeance]] which marked him as the true claimant to the throne. Both [[Fax Celestis]] and Nick the Yardistani, who at the time were in a civil war for power, gave up their claims in favor of Metzler's new avatar.
[[Kaiser Mercator Mortis I]] (Merchant of Death) or Mors for short. He
 
bore an ancient Shirerothian sword called [[Sword of
Vengeance|Vengeance]] which marked him as the true claimant to the
throne. Both Fax Celestis and Nick the Yardistani, who at the time were
in a civil war for power, gave up their claims in favor of Metzler's
new avatar.
==== Part 2: Decrees And Changes ====
==== Part 2: Decrees And Changes ====
Kaiser Mors made a number of decrees and radically reshaped the
Kaiser Mors made a number of decrees and radically reshaped the Shireroth government. Among the decrees were to kick all foreign (which means the Tymarian government and other Tymarian states) armies out of Shireroth, a decree to make James "Fax Celestis" the new heir, a decree taking Shireroth unilaterally out of the Hegemony of Alexandros, and a decree to create a new Duchy, [[Straylight]], for former Kaiser Ari Rahikkala. He then tried to convince the [[House of Nations]] to give Shireroth another [[Senate]] seat, which resulted in another debate over proportional representation. Also, he revived the old forum and the Landsraad and started construction of a great temple.
Shireroth government. Among the decrees were to kick all foreign (which
 
means the Tymarian government and other Tymarian states) armies out of
Shireroth, a decree to make James "Fax Celestis" the new heir, a decree
taking Shireroth unilaterally out of the Hegemony of Alexandros, and a
decree to create a new Duchy, [[Straylight]], for former Kaiser Ari
Rahikkala. He then tried to convince the [[House of Nations]] to give
Shireroth another [[Senate]] seat, which resulted in another debate
over proportional representation. Also, he revived the old forum and
the Landsraad and started construction of a great temple.
== History Part 2 ==
== History Part 2 ==
=== Prologue: The Fall of Tymaria ===
=== Prologue: The Fall of Tymaria ===
What has come before: in April 2000, a time of chaos and change around
What has come before: in April 2000, a time of chaos and change around the micronational world, Erik Metzler founds the small and peaceful democratic country known as Shireroth. Within a few weeks, Shireroth is absorbed by the rising superpowers of Audentior and Jasonia, an all but forgotten backwater region of these far-flung empires. But in December of that year, they abruptly spit it back out again, and Erik once again takes the helm of leadership, declaring himself Kaiser and instituting a feudal system. There is a brief period of prosperity before the nation crumbles to dust once again. A few months later it is revived as part of the Benacian Commonwealth, and soon after this it merges into the land of Alexandros, which in turn merges into Tymaria. Once again, Shireroth is a small province of a hegemonic empire – but this time, it has both the will and the ability to be able to transcend its minor role and catapult itself into the global spotlight.
the micronational world, Erik Metzler founds the small and peaceful
 
democratic country known as Shireroth. Within a few weeks, Shireroth is
On [[April 6]]th, the first complete history of Shireroth is published, ending with a note on the recent restoration of Kaiser Mors I to the throne and the possibilities for future growth his reign opens. On [[April 11]]th, the forum of Shireroth, along with much of the rest of Tymaria, is destroyed in a terrorist attack, wiping the historical slate clean. [[Philip Locke]], the perpetrator of the attack, is dutifully expelled from Shireroth – but not before he has had time to propose to the Mors government a plan to leverage its size and activity to become the dominant Tymarian state. Over the next few months, as the other areas in Tymaria are plagued by civil war, dissension, inactivity, and [[Earl Washburn]], Shireroth expands in all senses of the word. [[Lothlaria]], [[Lac Glacei]], [[Jaris]], and [[Hyperborea]] are added to its growing empire, and the Kaiser begins to listen less and less to the federal government in [[Tymaria City]].
absorbed by the rising superpowers of Audentior and Jasonia, an all but
 
forgotten backwater region of these far-flung empires. But in December
Gradually the power of the Tymarian Federal Government waned. First Jason Rhode dropped off the face of the Earth, then the [[Free Territories]] started attacking, and finally the provinces started getting restless. The formation of [[Baracao]] didn’t help either, nor did the so-called [[Anti-Tymar Council]] that advocated rebellion and separatism wherever it could find a foothold. At the same time, Shireroth’s already exponential growth went through the roof, despite the bizarre spectacle of four Kaisers in a single month. Although [[Los I]], the most notable Kaiser of this period, was staunchly pro-Tymaria, it began to grow clear that the contradictory relationship between the ailing superfederation and its most prominent state could not continue forever.
of that year, they abruptly spit it back out again, and Erik once again
 
takes the helm of leadership, declaring himself Kaiser and instituting
Finally, with the election of Tony Au as [[Prime Executive]] on a “let the states secede” platform, pro-secessionist feelings snowballed. On the eve of Au’s election, the Landsraad convened to discuss the independence question. In one of their fastest decisions ever, the Landsraad bowed to the overwhelming sentiment of the Shirerithian populace and sent to the Kaiseress a resolution that Shireroth should resume its position as a free and independent state. On [[July 12]], [[Kaiseress Vivantia]] issued [[Imperial Decree 30]], stating:
a feudal system. There is a brief period of prosperity before the
 
nation crumbles to dust once again. A few months later it is revived as
part of the Benacian Commonwealth, and soon after this it merges into
the land of Alexandros, which in turn merges into Tymaria. Once again,
Shireroth is a small province of a hegemonic empire – but this time, it
has both the will and the ability to be able to transcend its minor
role and catapult itself into the global spotlight.
On April 6th, the first complete history of Shireroth is published,
ending with a note on the recent restoration of Kaiser Mors I to the
throne and the possibilities for future growth his reign opens. On
April 11th, the forum of Shireroth, along with much of the rest of
Tymaria, is destroyed in a terrorist attack, wiping the historical
slate clean. [[Philip Locke]], the perpetrator of the attack, is
dutifully expelled from Shireroth – but not before he has had time to
propose to the Mors government a plan to leverage its size and activity
to become the dominant Tymarian state. Over the next few months, as the
other areas in Tymaria are plagued by civil war, dissension,
inactivity, and [[Earl Washburn]], Shireroth expands in all senses of
the word. [[Lothlaria]], [[Lac Glacei]], [[Jaris]], and [[Hyperborea]]
are added to its growing empire, and the Kaiser begins to listen less
and less to the federal government in Tymaria City.
Gradually the power of the Tymarian Federal Government waned. First
Jason Rhode dropped off the face of the Earth, then the [[Free
Territories]] started attacking, and finally the provinces started
getting restless. The formation of [[Baracao]] didn’t help either, nor
did the so-called [[Anti-Tymar Council]] that advocated rebellion and
separatism wherever it could find a foothold. At the same time,
Shireroth’s already exponential growth went through the roof, despite
the bizarre spectacle of four Kaisers in a single month. Although Los
I, the most notable Kaiser of this period, was staunchly pro-Tymaria,
it began to grow clear that the contradictory relationship between the
ailing superfederation and its most prominent state could not continue
forever.
Finally, with the election of Tony Au as [[Prime Executive]] on a “let
the states secede” platform, pro-secessionist feelings snowballed. On
the eve of Au’s election, the Landsraad convened to discuss the
independence question. In one of their fastest decisions ever, the
Landsraad bowed to the overwhelming sentiment of the Shirerithian
populace and sent to the Kaiseress a resolution that Shireroth should
resume its position as a free and independent state. On July 12,
[[Kaiseress Vivantia]] issued [[Imperial Decree #30]], stating:
<blockquote>
<blockquote>
With the blessings of the Landsraad and in light of the suspension of
With the blessings of the Landsraad and in light of the suspension of the Tymarian Constitution, I, Kaiseress Viviantia I, ruler of Shireroth, officially decree the secession of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth from the United Republic of Tymaria. Shireroth is now a free nation independent of Tymaria and its remaining states.
the Tymarian Constitution, I, Kaiseress Viviantia I, ruler of
Shireroth, officially decree the secession of the Imperial Republic of
Shireroth from the United Republic of Tymaria. Shireroth is now a free
nation independent of Tymaria and its remaining states.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
After eleven months of foreign rule, Shireroth was once again ready to
 
take control of its own destiny – a path that would lead them further
After eleven months of foreign rule, Shireroth was once again ready to take control of its own destiny – a path that would lead them further than they could imagine.
than they could imagine.
 
=== Chapter One (July 2002) ===
=== Chapter One (July 2002) ===
''In which the new Republic is forced to confront a worrisome number of
''In which the new Republic is forced to confront a worrisome number of problems long before it is at all fair to expect them to be able to do so''
problems long before it is at all fair to expect them to be able to do
 
so''
Retooling Shireroth’s governmental machinery for independence was not as major a task as it might seem. The [[Apollo Skyline|Skyline]] remarked a week after the decision that it was “almost like Shireroth had planned this beforehand, eh?” All that was needed was a foreign ministry, which was quickly created under the capable leadership of [[Stjepan Aracic]], and an accompanying foreign policy, which in the Republic’s first week took the form of recognizing Babkha, Interland, and Istvanistan.
Retooling Shireroth’s governmental machinery for independence was not
 
as major a task as it might seem. The [[Apollo Skyline|Skyline]]
A typically Shirerithian response to the new conditions was a new Kaiser. Kaiseress Vivantia, an incarnation of Erik, stepped down in favor of [[Kaiser Mors II]], also an incarnation of Erik. The rationale for the new name, according to its holder, was that “Vivantia brought us back to life…and now Mors shall dispense the death!”
remarked a week after the decision that it was “almost like Shireroth
 
had planned this beforehand, eh?” All that was needed was a foreign
Death, unfortunately, was exactly what might soon have to be dispensed. Two other Tymarian states, Interland and the Free Republic, had seceded along with Shireroth, and their sudden introduction into an already chaotic micronational world threatened to cause some sort of massive cataclysm. Particularly problematic was the Free Republic, which was claimed by Baracao despite its own belief in its independence. Shireroth and Baracao came to the brink of war – luckily, at the last second a peace conference began and the two countries managed to come to a satisfactory conclusion, although nowhere in the historical record is it listed exactly what that conclusion was.
ministry, which was quickly created under the capable leadership of
 
[[Stjepan Aracic]], and an accompanying foreign policy, which in the
Meanwhile, on the domestic front, things were hardly less troublesome. This remains that period of history in which trouble was spelled P-H-I-L-I-P L-O-C-K-E, and indeed, scarcely had he been admitted to Shireroth after a four month ban when he began to agitate for democracy. He accused the Republic of truly being an [[autocracy]], and proposed his [[Unified Shireroth Proposal]]
Republic’s first week took the form of recognizing Babkha, Interland,
and Istvanistan.
A typically Shirerithian response to the new conditions was a new
Kaiser. Kaiseress Vivantia, an incarnation of Erik, stepped down in
favor of [[Kaiser Mors II]], also an incarnation of Erik. The rationale
for the new name, according to its holder, was that “Vivantia brought
us back to life…and now Mors shall dispense the death!”
Death, unfortunately, was exactly what might soon have to be dispensed.
Two other Tymarian states, Interland and the Free Republic, had seceded
along with Shireroth, and their sudden introduction into an already
chaotic micronational world threatened to cause some sort of massive
cataclysm. Particularly problematic was the Free Republic, which was
claimed by Baracao despite its own belief in its independence.
Shireroth and Baracao came to the brink of war – luckily, at the last
second a peace conference began and the two countries managed to come
to a satisfactory conclusion, although nowhere in the historical record
is it listed exactly what that conclusion was.
Meanwhile, on the domestic front, things were hardly less troublesome.
This remains that period of history in which trouble was spelled
P-H-I-L-I-P L-O-C-K-E, and indeed, scarcely had he been admitted to
Shireroth after a four month ban when he began to agitate for
democracy. He accused the Republic of truly being an [[autocracy]], and
proposed his [[Unified Shireroth Proposal]] to remedy the fact. This
proposal gave the Landsraad much greater power, including that to
override the Kaiser. Perhaps it was a coincidence that he first
proposed his idea when Mors II was away and Stjepan acting as Steward,
and perhaps not, but in any case, when Mors came back he suspended
Locke’s citizenship once again. Surprisingly enough, this seemed to
take care of the problem.
=== Chapter Two (August 2002) ===
''In which the rising Republic is forced to play a backseat position to
the land of [[Menelmacar]]''
Scarce had the difficulties with Baracao gone away than a whole new
slew of foreign evils accosted the young Republic. The most pressing of
these was perennial troublemaker Ryan Caruso, who was claiming
Yardistan, [[Mar Sara]], Cimmeria, [[Volsung]], and all sorts of other
places as part of his [[Fanatical Dictatorship of Berkistan]] (later
the [[Revived People’s Republic of Hell]]). Shireroth wisely chose to
ignore his annexations
and hope he would go away. But go away he did not, instead making a
loose alliance with [[Freenesia]], which was still sort of around, and
with [[Varja]], a new communist state led by Shireroth’s old enemy
Thomas Hubert. No one was particularly pleased by these developments,
nor by Baracao’s gaining two new allies in [[Pacary]] and [[Aerlig]].
In response, Kaiser Mors II decided to re-found the old [[Commonwealth
of Benacia]], the international organization of Shireroth and its
friends that had served so well in the pre-Tymaria war. Its problem was
a lack of interested parties. [[Treesia]], for one, seemed much more
interested in founding its own commonwealth to compete with the
Shirerithians’. But the new [[Imperium of Menelmacar]], which had
recently split off of Varja, finally agreed to join, with its leader,
[[Sirithil]], even joining Shireroth as a Novi Dalmacijan (although, to
be fair, she also joined everywhere else).
As Menelmacar began its amazing rise to power, Shireroth both gained
and lost from its ally’s success. On the plus side, the ire and
occasional attacks of Baracao were directed away from the Republic
towards the Imperium, and Bill Dusch and [[Jason Steffke]], both of
whom spent an inordinate amount of their time criticizing Shireroth and
interfering with its daily workings, moved to the Imperium, where they
finally felt at home. And Shireroth’s prestige and international
influence certainly was not hurt by having an alliance with what was
quickly becoming the largest country in the region.
But on the other hand, Menelmacar began to leech away Shirerithian
citizens and activity. [[Eros Qelathos]], Fax Celestis, and Philip
Locke all shifted their contributions to the new power. And the
Menelmacari started getting really annoying. Their imperialistic ways
clashed with Shireroth’s own, their blatant plagiarism of the [[YAC]]
annoyed the Yardistani, and Bill started using it as a base for his
wackiness. To say that Shireroth-Menelmacar relations deteriorated
would be an overstatement – but to say that there was a bit of
resentment would probably be close to the truth.
Perhaps as a response to the feeling that Shireroth was slowly being
engulfed by Menelmacari ways, the Yardistanis increased their
Yardistaniness around this time. Duke Nicholas held a revolution
against himself (and won!) and then declared the [[Yardistani
Annexation Corps|Annexation Corps]] active once again.
The nation needed a strong leader who could preserve Shirerithian
identity and not stand up against the snuggle-happy yet dangerous tide
of Menelmacari power sweeping the land, which was too bad, because
instead it was going to enter:
=== Chapter 3: (September, October, Octember 2002) ===
''In which Kaiser Mog makes a political blunder, a civil war occurs,
and things generally go to the PRH in a handbasket.''
Despite the growth of Menelmacar, Shireroth up to this point has
remained an important and influential nation. Here, things really start
to deteriorate. The first problem is a general decline in activity,
beginning in August and continuing for the rest of the season.
[[Nicholas Raglan]], Shireroth’s first [[Praetor]] and perhaps the most
active of the Dukes during the Tymarian period, has now completely
disappeared, his fiefdom of Lothlaria given to [[Mattlore Devious]].
Stjepan Aracic has finalized his retirement and, although he stops in
once in a while to discuss music, is no longer active in the
government. And many others have forsaken Shireroth for Menelmacar or
elsewhere.
For personal reasons, Kaiser Mors himself begins posting less and less.
Finally, there is a request on the part of the populace that he name a
successor so the business of state can go on. He tells Eros Qelathos to
name James Haikin aka Fax Celestis the next Kaiser, and the lucky heir
takes the title of [[Mog I]], after the mythical [[moogle]], a tiny
winged bear.
From the beginning, there was a bit of opposition to Mog’s ascension.
Fax had been very cozy with the Menelmacari, and some of the nobility
thought that a more uniquely Shirerithian
citizen would have been a better choice for the position. Nevertheless,
the Kaiser had spoken, and the citizens obeyed.
However, everyone’s worst fears came true when Mog posted the following
in the [[Menelmacari Prefecture of Foreign Affairs]]:
<blockquote>
As a token of my wish to brighten our relationship between our great
nations, I, Kaiser Mog I, offer the lands of Amity and North Mar Sara
to Menelmacar.
</blockquote>
Immediately, the people of Shireroth questioned the legitimacy of the
Kaiser’s decision. The majority opinion was spoken by Scott Alexander
when he told the Kaiser:
<blockquote>
GAH! What's wrong with you? You become Kaiser and immediately you start
giving the Shirerothian heartland away? Do you know we came THIS close
*puts fingers really close together* to fighting a gigantic war with
the biggest superpower in micronations just to hold onto our claim to
Amity before we even really technically deserved it? Do you know Erik
created the island of Amity with HIS OWN BLOOD AND TOIL AND SWEAT AND
TEARS two and a HALF years ago! He poured his HEART into that island!
And now you give it away to some snuggle-happy elf? Don't make me start
a revolt against you!
</blockquote>
Mog responded by saying that he was trying to strengthen the
Shireroth-Menelmacar alliance and by questioning Scott’s loyalty to
Shireroth. But the next objection was by someone whose loyalty was
beyond question – [[Brrapa Lu Eraro]], an incarnation of Erik:
<blockquote>Death will come swiftly to those who tempt the wrath
of the gods!
The Gods look unfavorably on this act and demand it be remedied! If the
gods are not appeased death shall reign free upon the "Kaiser" of
Shireroth!</blockquote>
At the same time, other factors were conspiring to make the
Shirerithians upset with Mog. First of all, thanks to a threat from the
[[United Secular States]], Mog had raised forum security in a way that
made it very difficult for people to post. Second, he had been unable
to do anything about the declining activity levels afflicting the
Republic, nor had he even tried all that hard.
Finally, after some convincing from his friends, Erik decided to
return. As Brrapa Lu Eraro, he incited the Yardistani to revolt, never
a particularly hard task. The people of [[Kitanus Fields]] joined them,
and Mog called in his friends from Menelmacar and the newish nation of
[[Cranda]]. The people of Shireroth fought a long and not entirely bad
[[recwar]], which ended with Erik incarnating as [[Kaiser Letifer I]]
and killing Mog outside the gates of Brookshire. He then declared
himself Kaiser and held a coronation party. One of his first actions
was to declare recwar on Cranda for their support of Mog in the recent
civil war. Like most recwars, this one failed miserably.
Among Letifer’s first actions was to revoke Mog’s gift of territories
to the Menelmacari, an act to which Sirithil’s government grumblingly
assented. But more damage had been done since Mors’ reign than a mere
loss of territory. Shireroth was demoralized, weak, and devoid of
serious structure.
=== Chapter Four: (November, December 2002) ===
''In which things generally deteriorate until drastic measures are
necessary.''
The Shireroth of the closing months of 2002 was one with a minimum of
government. Discussions, insofar as they existed at all, were crazy
spamfests with a minimum of content. Real micronationalism had simply
packed up and left. In its place had come a slew of dual citizens, a
lethargy on the part of the true Shirerithians, and a total lack of
progress.
An perfect example of the zeitgeist is the hullabaloo that sprung up
around [[King Beeb]]. A citizen of a minor and unmemorable micronation
called [[Islamica]], he started posting nonsensical things around
Shireroth which were only written in English under the broadest
possible definition of that language. A number of Shirerithians banded
together to annoy him, but he went on oblivious. The episode reached
its climax when Nick of Yardistan passed through the Landsraad the
“[[Pro-Anti-Beebism]]” act, which officially declared
Shireroth to be an anti-Beebist country, whatever that meant. Other
important Landsraad topics along the same line were rights for
chickens, laws against egg-laying, and so forth. Even Kaiser Letifer
told the Landsraad
I don't mind the sillyness. But we've become stagnant. At this pace I
might as well just disolve me nation and declare the forum an OT...
[[Religion]], as well, reached new lows. The first missionary group to
set up shop in Shireroth was the [[Temple of Yuri]], but the [[Path of
Yellow]] soon followed. Although both faiths were insane, it was not in
the good, fun way, but rather in the annoying way, and by the reception
given to their non-[[Cedrist]] preachings they proved once again how
far down Shireroth had come. Luckily, both groups went away after a
while – the Yurists when they grew bored, and the Yellowists after
actions in Menelmacar had driven a wedge between them and the
Shirerithians.
One good thing that did happen during this period was the compilation
of a [[Yardistani]] language. Indeed, it was only Nicholas of
Yardistan, along with of course the Kaiser, who remained as devoted and
active as ever, and who helped bring Shireroth through the difficult
period. The Yardistani dictionary can be found at
http://www.geocities.com/animanga_fan/yardistan/yardweb/yardistani/index.htm.
Another good thing was that [[Stone Jackabar]] joined and was soon put
in charge of the military.
Shireroth’s foreign policy during this period was mostly to react to
foreign events. When the United Secular States threatened to attack
Shireroth, Shireroth told them not to. When the Menelmacari had a civil
war, Shireroth sent a strong letter saying they disapproved. When the
[[Lyrica]]ns reformed themselves, Shireroth ignored them. The only
strong focus to Shireroth’s policy at this time was a dislike of the
Yellowist factions in Menelmacar, perhaps compounded by the fact that
Sirithil was a Shirerithian citizen.
By the end of December, everyone was in a bad mood, and it became
obvious that major changes were called for. Kaiser Letifer thus
decided, with the help of his depression, to make a spectacular series
of changes to the nation’s structure. His [[Decree 42]] lay down a new
constitution, although it was only a slight change from the old
version. His [[Decree 43]] edited the [[Line of Succession]]. And his
[[Decree 44]] kicked out all citizens with more than three different
micronational citizenships, getting rid of freeloaders who were in
Shireroth only to add to an obscenely long list of titles and
positions.
But it was what he did next that really astonished people. Resigning,
he appointed no heir, saying instead that:
With this post I am the last Kaiser of Shireroth. The line of Kaisers
ends here. There is no man that may take the throne. My family shall
retain the Duchy of Brookshire and be its Duke. The Landsraad remains
the highest governing Body in Shireroth at this point. The ministries
come next.
The Empire is dead. The Republic lives again. May it fare better and
rule wiser than the Kaisers have.
Fare thee well, Shireroth.
=== Chapter Five: (December, Decenuary, January 2002/2003) ===
''In which an [[Oustfest]] is held and a recovery begins''
Shireroth seemed to be once again a Republic. But the lack of people to
staff the Landsraad soon necessitated a concession to reality, and Nick
the Yardistani, leader of the Landsraad at this point, became Steward,
now the highest Shirerithian position.
Nick understood even better than Letifer the need for sweeping changes.
The first problem he needed to confront was confusion over who had what
job, who was still a citizen, and who was gone never to return. In
[[Decree 46]] he asked everyone with a job to tell him or else lose it.
Those who did not show up were fired. The second problem he needed to
confront was the expiration the Gold status of the boards, which was
managed with a little bit of help from his friends.
To confront most of his other problems in one blow he pushed through
the Landsraad an act to hold an Oustfest – a day in which all disloyal citizens
of Shireroth could be removed once and for all. The advantage of this
plan was that it would get rid of the dead, the inactive, the
freeloaders, and the chronically unable to work – the disadvantage was
that it soon become evident that by the criteria of the act only six
citizens would be left in Shireroth. Nevertheless, Nick decided to go
through with it, and set the date of January 14th. As the designated
hour approached, he told the Republic:
Come nightfall, we shall be purged of those who could not fairly
support our great nation. Nightfall brings a change tonight. It is the
first step to making Shireroth into the great nation it can be, and has
been. A new republic must be formed. Shireroth can either be a failure
or something better than the rest. We are different, yes, different
than other nations around us. But are we better? If we are not, we must
become better. The citizens must work to make us better. Letifer said
that people found Shireroth to be a joke. Well, if it is, than I say,
let the Joke be on them! Let us prove our departed Kaiser wrong!
Together, we can go places not yet gone by other nations. Nightfall
begins the start!
And nightfall did indeed begin the start, as grammatically awkward as
it may have been. Fax Celestis, Sirithil, [[dStryker]], [[Joe
Whittaberg]], Nick Raglan, [[Baroness Sabriel]], [[Jubbles]], [[Greg
Nordman]], [[Czerka]], [[Ivan Ventura]], and Patrick Foley were all
removed from the nation. The next morning, Nick told the remaining
cadre of loyalists:
We are to enter on a new age. Now, the 14th has past. It is now Odin's
Night...I'm going to notify the dearly departed of their lost
citizenship...and we will ride on...yes...we must go out...and call
upon people in need of a nation to come and join us in our quest for a
better micronation...this night...this night is the starting point for
a better Shireroth!
I declare a holiday to be remembered every 14th day of January. It
shall be know as [[National Day]]. It is a day that all Shirerothians
(or is that Shirithians?) are to be proud of Shireroth and their
National Identity.
To those that have stayed, thank you for remaining here in our great
land, Holy Shireroth. The Gods have given us this great nation with a
great past. Let it not die in our hands!
Prophetic it may have been. But to Erik, Stone, Mattlore, Eros, and
[[Phillip Marshal]], the remaining Shirerithians, it seemed obvious
that Shireroth would need more than enlightened speeches. It would need
citizens, and quickly.
It was helped in this resolve by events in Menelmacar, where the
conflict between the traditionalists and the Yellowists was spiraling
out of control. After Yellowist victory in the end-of-year elections, a
number of traditionalists sought refuge in Shireroth. [[Jadie
Mathematician]], a friend of Fax’s from [[Sonoma]], arrived, along with
Menelmacari citizen [[Mari Greenwood]]. Stone also recruited his
girlfriend [[Sally Celebrian]] to work in the [[University]], although
she left after a short while.
Nevertheless, in the beginning of February the Baracaoan paper still
referred to Shireroth as a “dead nation”. Erik Metzler became so
depressed that he tried to quit forever around the end of January,
although he returned in early February and accepted the title of
[[Kaiser Raynor X]]. What would it take to bring back glory?
=== Chapter Six: (January, February 2003) ===
''In which a victory is won and there is great rejoicing''
With only six citizens, Shireroth could hardly be expected to keep up
with foreign affairs. The only notable intermicronational action taken
by the Republic in January was the revocation of the recognition of
Menelmacar after its takeover by the Yellowists, although if one can
consider informal action by individual citizens to be foreign policy
there was also a lot of yelling in between Erik and [[Archetype]].
However, the intermicronational world was nevertheless moving along.
One development Shireroth completely ignored as irrelevant to itself
was a set of terrorist attacks by a group calling itself [[Anarchy21]].
They
had already moved against Menelmacar and Baracao, but there seemed no
reason to believe they would attack Shireroth, even though their leader
was widely believed to be [[Bob Silby]], a longtime enemy of the
Republic.
But on February 17, attack was exactly what they did, using a souped-up
[[spam cannon]] on Shireroth’s forums. Luckily for the Republic, a
group of citizens and friendly foreigners assembled and bumped
important so that Anarchy’s methods could not destroy them. After some
time, Kaiser Raynor X showed up to ban the intruders.
Raynor then declared the day a national holiday, and, calling it the
[[Battle of Cimmeria]], rewarded its heroes. [[Robert Belci]], a
Crandan, and [[Harvey Steffke]], a Menelmacari, were given [[honorary
citizenship]] and military awards. Stjepan Aracic, already an honorary
citizen, was given double honorary citizenship, so far as I know the
first person to receive this honor. And Jadie Mathematician was made
the Duchess of Goldshire.
In the Landsraad, discussion hinged on what could be done to effect a
recovery. Some, particularly new Duchess Mari Greenwood, proposed
repealing the young Tri-Cit law, but the Kaiser rejected that
suggestion, saying that what was needed was not just citizens, but
loyal citizens. A recruitment drive was suggested and perhaps carried
out. And Shireroth’s first major foreign initiative in a long time was
the re-reformation of the [[Benacian Commonwealth]] with the
short-lived [[Imperium of Nova Roma]].
The Shirerithians had done everything they could to save the Republic.
Now the matter was in the hands of the gods, and all that remained to
do was to wait for conditions to ripen.
=== Chapter Seven: (Floopuary, March 2003) ===
''In which a number of external factors combine in the Republic’s
favor''
The rest of the micro-world’s loss was Shireroth’s gain. During the
closing days of winter 2003, catastrophes in three foreign nations gave
Shireroth the push it needed to get back on its feet again.
First was the fall of the [[Seventh Republic of Audentior]]. After two
months of success, the Audente experiment failed in late February. A
few of its citizens reverted to Shireroth, including former Duke of
[[Elwynn]] Scott Alexander, and a few other Shirerithians became more
active and loyal as their second home was destroyed.
Second was the latest sordid chapter in the Menelmacar saga, in which a
group of [[Soloralist]] rebels seized control of the Menelmacari forum
from the Yellowists. Although intended to restore Menelmacar to
Soloralist rule, it in fact had the effect of splitting it in two, with
neither half really having the necessary activity or diversity to
maintain its old level of interestingness. Citizens began to trickle to
Shireroth, and several other dual citizens abandoned the falling
Imperium and became Shirerithians full-time. Among the former was
Harvey Steffke, and among the latter Harvey’s slightly-more-than-friend
Jadie Mathematician. In late March, Harvey and Jadie had the
micronational world’s first marriage, and Steffke became Duke of
Goldshire.
Third was an, if possible, even more pathetic revolution in
[[Amerada]], where Earl Washburn seized control, realized no one
supported him, tried to destroy the nation out of spite, and then gave
up. In between steps three and four, however, the governor of
[[Califario]], Shireroth’s own Mattlore Devious, seceded the province
from its mother country and applied for Shireroth’s protection. It was
granted, and Shireroth got its first new territory in some time.
The big foreign question during this time was what to do about
Menelmacar. Archetype, the [[Elenaran]] of what came to be
affectionately known as “[[Archimacar]]”, had gone out of his way to
alienate a substantial portion of the Shirerithian population. Further,
many of the Shirerithians were still double citizens with the
Menelmacari under Sirithil. Thus, it was concluded after a few
half-hearted suggestions to stay neutral that Shireroth ought to
recognize [[Sirimacar]]. Questions of whether Archimacar should be
recognized at all, who
to declare as an official “successor state” et cetera continued until
perhaps April, when it was finally decided that the best way to deal
with the whole Menelmacar situation was to pretend it had never existed
– luckily, both Menelmacars had weakened enough by that point to make
this a viable option.
The other fun foreign question during this time was whether or not
Shireroth should merge into [[New Tymaria]], but that turned out to be
an April Fools’ joke anyway, so we didn’t.
=== Chapter Seven: (April, May 2003) ===
''In which there is a party, a disaster, and a convention, in that
order.''
On April 24th (or, depending on the version of history one ascribes to,
April 23rd) Shireroth had its third anniversary. Celebrations were
conducted, as is the tradition, by forgetting about it and then
complaining about how unfortunate it was that it was forgotten.
However, on about the 26th or so, Kaiser Raynor X decided to throw a
party. There was much fun, and it was attended by dignitaries from
[[Shirlan]], a small new micronation that Shireroth was fast becoming
friends with.
But the wild exultation was suddenly checked on May 2, when several
fora mysteriously emptied themselves. In the space of a few hours, the
[[Ministry of Immigration and Naturalization]] and the Duchy of
Goldshire both lost all their posts. Then-Praetor Jadie Mathematician
got rid of all admin powers until she could find out what was up. Logs
quickly confirmed that the deletion was done from the account of Stone
Jackabar, but the [[Minister of Military Affairs]] vehemently denied
involvement, and [[IP]] records backed up his claim. For a while,
everyone was worried that either [[Politika]] was attacking again or
there was some kind of conspiracy afoot. Discussion centered on who the
culprit could have been, and the Kaiser gave a long speech
investigating the possibilities (at which Archetype, as usual, somehow
managed to take offense). Although no further knowledge seemed
forthcoming, Raynor X urged the Shirerithian people to stay strong:
These attacks are meant to destroy or damage us. I do not see us
damaged; I see us stronger! I do not see us destroyed; I see us united!
For you can never kill the spirit of the people of Shireroth. Insult
us, attack us, bombard us, ignore us; our spirits remain. We are a
nation blessed by friendship amongst its members. Some of us are best
friends, and some of us are lovers. We truly are a nation... not just a
micronation. We have one culture, one language, one identity, one
people. And that can NEVER be taken from us. And as long as there is us
- there is Shireroth!
After a week of investigation, a clue was finally provided by [[Phillip
Marshall]], who said he suspected that a friend of his and Stone’s did
it to get back at Stone for something or other. The matter was there
allowed to rest, although Harvey Steffke later came up with a
conspiracy theory that it was actually Phillip himself and that he had
invented the “friend” to take the blame.
Raynor’s speech about the unity of Shirerithians had one very strong
proof forthcoming. In the middle of that spring, a decision was made to
hold a convention at Sonoma, in which Shirerithians from all over could
come meet one another. Erik volunteered to drive up from around San
Jose, and Scott and Harvey agreed to fly out from Irvine and Michigan
respectively.
Beginning May 24th and lasting until the 31st, the convention was an
unparalleled success. Stone taught everyone the art of [[Amtguard]],
Scott presented Erik with his crown, Harvey and Jadie hit it off as
well as either of them could have desired, and Fax and Eros showed
everyone around the campus. Among the many activities in which the
convention-goers engaged was playing Stone’s Shireroth mod for
[[Neverwinter Nights]], [[role-play]]ing as vampires with a campus
club, playing Return to Monkey Island, and shooting projectile weaponry
at one another in sensitive areas of the anatomy. By the end of the
week, the Shirerithians were bound to one another infinitely more
strongly than they had been before, and Raynor’s
speech now rang truer than any could have previously imagined.
=== Chapter Eight: (June 2003) ===
''In which we have a short chapter regarding the last days of Kaiser
Raynor''
The last few weeks of Raynor’s Kaisership saw further growth,
especially in the all-important area of citizenry. Joe Whittaberg
finally left Shireroth for good, ending a year and a half career of
inactivity, but to counter, three new people joined. [[Shyriath]] was
the Duke of Shirlan, an independent nation with which Shireroth was
becoming very friendly. [[Gman Russell]] was an old citizen from back
in early 2001 who returned to micronations and took over the Ministry
of Military Affairs from the now-inactive Stone Jackabar. And
[[Aurefiction Auraumbre]] was recruited by Ari and soon showed her
skill and commitment through some excellent work in the Ministry of
Information, where she started Shireroth’s first (and last) newspaper.
Ryan Caruso aka [[WarVoid]] may also have joined around this time.
Culture also developed significantly during this period. [[BGI]], the
world’s only micronational game company, relocated its headquarters to
Shireroth from Menelmacar and continued working on cranking out those
[[Control of Destiny]] demos. Its owner, Harvey, also created the
[[World Council]], with its many pictures of micronationalists. Scott
Alexander published [[Apocollapse Now]] and [[Mogbeth]], the first a
novel and the second a play, both of which had significant Shirerithian
components. Graphically, Ryan made some nice banners and such, and the
website was fleshed out a little (albeit not much). Musically, the
[[Shireroth Band Project]] was started – sadly, it never managed to get
its first song finished, but it was certainly an interesting idea. And
in the “none of the above” category, a Mattlore Devious fan club was
started.
It was also during this period that Shireroth got a coherent foreign
policy. It was based around recognizing friends, containing enemies,
and when possible annexing people. The [[Ministry of the Exterior]]
took advantage of their new policy to recognize Cranda, [[Tulsa]], and
[[Novikraznolongnamecommieland]]. The last part was eventually to bear
fruit with the annexation of Shirlan a few weeks later.
At perhaps the apex of citizenry, activity, and interesting projects,
the end of Raynor’s reign can, along with the reign of [[Aure I]],
perhaps be considered a [[Golden Age]] for Shireroth.
On June 20, Raynor made a surprise announcement. New citizen
Aurefiction Auraumbre was to be the heir to the throne. Although some
questioned the wisdom of appointing someone so inexperienced, Raynor
said that having some fresh blood in the Kaisership would bring in new
ideas. After about two weeks of training, Erik declared Raynor X dead.
Aurefiction was now Shireroth’s first female Kaiseress.
=== Chapter Nine: (July and August 2003) ===
''In which we try to cover the rise and fall of Kaiseress Aure without
resurrecting too many bad feelings''
Aurefiction was an extremely active Kaiseress – her reign lists nearly
twenty decrees, almost a third as many as all the previous Kaisers
before her combined. Under her capable leadership, numerous flaws and
inconsistencies in the government were patched up, and a number of
processes streamlined.
Among the problems she dealt with upon receiving the throne were the
lack of Ministers (she appointed Joseph to MiniInfo, Erik to MiniTrade,
and Ryan to the long defunct MiniSci), inefficiency (she decreed
regulations making both the Landsraad and the Cabinet of Ministers work
more smoothly) and purely cultural stuff (she decreed Shireroth’s first
complete list of holidays and made the [[mango]] officially the
national fruit.)
Aurefiction was also extremely active (one might even say overactive)
in foreign affairs, often negotiating treaties directly with foreign
leaders over the unfortunately inactive Minister of the Exterior’s
head. Her greatest triumph was the [[Mango-Camel Pact]] which gave
Shireroth a full alliance with Babkha, probably the strongest
micronation at this time, and one that had
been hostile to Shireroth for some time before. The alliance eventually
resulted in two leading Babkhans, [[Ardashir Khan]] and [[Rakesh
Ackbar]], taking up residence in Shireroth.
Another important foreign victory was Shirlan’s finally becoming a
County in Shireroth. The Shirlanians, particularly Duke Shyriath, a
Shirerithian citizen, decided they wanted to join the Imperial Republic
under the Barony of [[Straylight]]. However, many of the citizens
dispersed from inactivity, Shyriath had to leave due to real life
issues, and the only person to remain was a mysterious person named
[[Ariadne]] who kept changing logins every couple of days and who
turned out to be too crazy even for Shireroth, eventually getting sort
of driven away. This was not one of our best examples of protectorate
handling.
Among not-entirely-new people to immigrate during Aurefiction’s reign
were Eoin Dornan, a long-time friend of Shireroth who had unfortunately
been unable to immigrate for a while due to tri-cit restrictions, and
who else but [[Philip Locke]], who had now had most of the evil beaten
out of him and who settled down to a sedentary-ish lifestyle in
Hyperborea.
However, as the Kaiseress did more and more, many others started
slacking off on their own jobs. The fact that summer had come into full
swing didn’t help – many people were on vacations, or on summer jobs,
or stuck with low-quality Internet connections. Her attempts to
increase activity, while well-intentioned, offended some of those they
were supposed to be monitoring. All of her activity and the frequent
critical comments of others began to stress Aure out – and a stressful
Kaiseress is an angry Kaiseress. Nick the Yardistani chose this moment
to return, and trying to change Shirerithian policies while stressed
out and angry with Nick around is something of a recipe for disaster
(speaking of recipes for disaster, it was also around this period that
the [[Shireroth School of the Culinary Arts]] made its short
appearance).
Things snapped when Aure tried to change the forum design. For years,
both domestic and foreign citizens had been complaining about the
current design featuring Malarbor, an evil tree demon whose picture did
not properly fit the forum and which caused problems on most browsers
and resolutions. However, a number of the older citizens had grown very
attached to it because it was Shireroth’s first background and had in
fact even been deified. Aure asked Ryan to get a new background, and he
replaced it with a bizarre dark forest that didn’t fit on the page
right and a rather unpopular banner. For whatever reason, a number of
people interpreted this as an Attack on Shireroth’s Culture. Erik went
into an extremely long rant in which he cursed everything and everyone,
Ryan responded, and by the end of the discussion the two were no longer
on speaking terms. Soon everyone got into a big to-do about how certain
people hated change and certain other people were trying to destroy
Shireroth’s culture and turn it into a Menelmacarish fantasy-land, and
the nation descended into chaos. When the dust settled, Aure and Ryan
had had enough. Ryan emigrated, and Aurefiction, after a final conflict
involving one of her decrees, abdicated.
In her final will, she declared Harvey Steffke to be her heir, decreed
Cimmeria to be a holy land dedicated to her memory, and banned Erik
from ever holding the throne again. She then left and never returned,
in what is generally agreed to have been the classiest exit from
micronations of all time.
[[Kaiser Meskan I]], however, was anything but classy in his departure.
After being named ruler by the departing Aure, Harvey stayed about two
weeks, in which he did some much needed work sorting through Aure’s
decrees deciding which ones should be kept and which ones revoked, as
well as giving newly returned Nick both Yardistan and the Ministry of
Immigration and Naturalization. However, after that he totally
disappeared. No one could reach him by forum, by AIM, or even by phone.
It turned out that he had quit Shireroth, forsaken micronations
forever, and even broken up with poor Jadie. So it goes.
There was a brief period in which the nation was paralyzed by lack of a
Kaiser, Harvey having not declared an heir. However, it was eventually
decided that Jadie, as grieving widow, was next in the line of
succession, and Brrapa Lu Eraro made her ascension to the throne
official.
=== Chapter Ten: (September, October, Octember, November 2003) ===
''In which everyone pulls themselves together and an era of peace
begins''
[[Kaiseress Jadie]]’s reign was marked not by the rapid change of the
previous era but rather by a calm and reasonable drive to improve the
nation that ended up being very effectual. Random chatter and
role-playing existed side-by-side with serious national improvement
efforts.
The random chatter could get crazy indeed. The first new person to show
up during Jadie’s reign was not a person at all, but rather the
infamous [[LIZZARD KING OF SHIREROTH]], who went on a rampage of
causing chaos before settling down into Yardistan, where he fit right
in. The second new character on the scene was Winston Marlboro (aka
Hesam Jahandar), possessor of the World’s Longest Sig. These two and
many others got to be mocked with the third incarnation of Switching
Day, when everyone pretended to be someone else – Eoin’s portrayal of
Erik and GMan’s portrayal of Nick were considered particularly good.
In between “real” and “not real” was a Yardistani rebellion in
mid-September. The Yardistanis were annoyed that Jadie was Kaiseress
(or maybe just realized they hadn’t rebelled in a while) and so
announced a revolt without specifying whether it was real or not. In
the beginning it was quite fun, but when Kitanus Fields and Kildare
taking different sides led to a Kaiserial decree separating the two,
both Baron Darkstar and Duke Gryphon got quite upset. Equally
unfortunate was when Greg Russell was fired as Baron of Amity for not
supporting the revolt. Eventually things were settled and Greg returned
to his capital, but Baron Darkstar and Duke Gryphon never got along
after this, and eventually Darkstar departed never to return. The
Yardistanis eventually quieted down.
Some real new people also joined at this time, though. Ex-Baracaon
[[Krasniy Yastreb]] showed up, got a “thing” for Eriana Moon,
hypnotized everyone with his mysterious stare, and left. Austi Scot,
best known for his time leading Tymaria, decided to let bygone issues
with the Shirerithians be bygones and immigrated, becoming Baron of
Novi Dalmacija. [[William Jesmer]] tried to join also, but the
Shirerithians decided that in this case bygones would NOT be bygones
and kicked him out (he later joined [[Karnali]]).
Foreign affairs plodded along at an equally manageable rate. Baracao
died and Shireroth sent them a nice letter saying they were sorry about
the fact. The alliance with Babkha remained strong. A treaty was signed
with [[Mediterranea]], and when Mediterranea almost got in a war with
Menelmacar Shireroth helped restore the peace. The Ministry of the
Exterior proposed a group to promote peace called the [[Olive Branch
Community]] which everyone liked, although due to legislative
difficulties it was not approved until January 2004.
Ever since the middle of Aure’s reign, Erik had been itching to get his
hands back on the Kaisership. He finally did so in a rather surprising
way – micronationalism’s first political marriage. He convinced Jadie
to marry him in order to put him first on the heir list, taking the
rather dull name of Kaiser Erik. This series of events proved rather
disappointing to Babkhan-Shirerithian Rakesh, who was also looking at a
similar course of action for rather less political reasons, but Erik
gave him the new Barony of Alexandretta to compensate. The Barony was,
in fact, named for Erik’s girlfriend, who joined the nation at about
this time and soon became both active and productive, taking MiniImNat
from Gryphon when he grew tired of it.
Upon getting the Kaisership (albeit not as Ruling Noble) Erik decided
to put into effect Broad Sweeping Changes. He had been hinting at these
for quite a while, to the point where he actually had to calm people
down that he wasn’t going to disrupt the national order in a way too
contrary to tradition. It turned out what he did was dissolve the
Landsraad and then reconvene them to approve or retract old laws so
that he could make them into a [[Lawbook]], something that turned out
to be a pretty good idea.
On November 13, Kaiseress Jadie abdicated, and Erik took the throne
under the rather less prosaic name of [[Kaiser Mors III]].
=== Chapter Eleven: (December, Decenuary, January 2003/2004) ===
''In which we reach the present and finally finish this history book,
thank Gahg''
Kaiser Mors inherited from his predecessors a well-oiled and efficient
political machine. Inactive Dukes and Barons had been removed, and the
new Praetor, Eoin Dornan, had gotten the Landsraad moving at breakneck
speed. A number of decrees and debates had finally established exactly
what powers the Kaiser had (answer: all of them) and what was the role
of the Landsraad and Ministries. The feudal subdivisions had finally
stabilized at a sustainable number, and they were all set with Dukes
and Barons. The beginning of Mors’ reign concentrated on political
issues; the end on foreign policy issues.
One of the first major issues with which Mors dealt was the
interchanging of Elwynn and Hyperborea. Hyperborea had long been larger
and more active than Elwynn, and the Duchess of Elwynn, Mari Greenwood,
had made a number of enemies. Mors proposed a bill to the Landsraad to
make Hyperborea a Duchy and Elwynn a Barony, and, after heated debate,
it passed. Mari Greenwood left the nation and Ardashir Khan was
promoted to Baron of Elwynn.
The other divisive political issue Mors had to deal with was the line
of succession. Though the past few years had seen the Kaisership pass
through an heir system, Mors favored the very old concept of a line of
succession in which certain people were in a predefined order to
receive the Kaisership. Everyone else disagreed with him and gave him
flak about it, but Mors asserted his Kaiserial omnipotence, saying:
Ok, yes, maybe I'm having a power trip…but in the course of a few
weeks, I shall get done that which I should have had done months
ago....the Lawbook was just the start! It's time to set straight things
that were made wrong oh so long ago... now I must deal with [a problem
regarding Kitanus Fields]...before the break. But DEATH shall ride this
fortnight!
[I may not be in my right mind, after writing a big essay and running
on 6 hours of sleep and it being 2 AM.. I woke up at.. err.. 9am? So I
may change my mind and retract some threats...]
However, although people stayed away from Mors for the next few days,
he was eventually convinced to repeal the offending decree.
It was also during Mors’ Kaisership that the [[Feudal Holdings Act]]
finally got completely passed in a totally constitutional format and
stopped resurrecting itself to plague another generation of Dukes. Or
so we think. Every time we’ve thought that before someone’s had to
bring it up again with some minor problem, but the version passed
during Mors’ Kaisership sure seemed pretty ultimate.
Unfortunately, the latter part of Mors’ reign suffered a dramatic
decline in the quality of Shireroth’s foreign relations. On the advice
of MiniEx Scott Alexander, the government condemned a Babkhan policy of
aggression towards Cranda. While this made friends with the Crandans
and preserved the Olive Branch Community’s vision of peace, it put a
massive strain on the alliance with Babkha, with some Babkhans going so
far as to declare Shireroth an enemy nation. The revival of Baracao
also resulted in a bit of trouble, as some chance remarks escalated
into a war of insults between the two countries that left any friendly
relationship very unlikely.
Another unfortunate foreign policy issue was the rebellion in Lac
Glacei, during which Ryan Caruso declared it an independent state, set
up a forum, and rebuffed Shireroth’s demands to return it. After a
brief discussion on whether or not to go to war, it was decided
sanctions would be a more OBC-friendly way of dealing with the issue,
and negotiations as to the final status of the province are still
continuing.
But perhaps the seminal event of the Mors Kaisership was the failed
[[F.I.R.S.T]]. merger with Treesia. Scott Alexander proposed a plan in
which Shireroth and its long-time ally Treesia merged completely, and
the Kaiser agreed to let him see what kind of agreement he could draw
up. However, after the notion began to gather a large amount of
support, the Kaiser, and his most steadfast support, Nicholas of
Yardistan, did an about-face and opposed the merger whole-heartedly.
Because the bill required a 2/3 majority to pass, and because a lot of
fence-sitters ended up siding with the Kaiser, the bill failed.
However, Mors III had gotten rather upset by the whole thing, and
decided he needed a vacation. On February 5, Mors abdicated, announced
he was taking a month long break, and finally made Nicholas Kaiser
after all his years of dukedom and stewardship. As a last gift to the
nation, he set up the www.shireroth.org site.
Shireroth is now under the benevolent leadership of [[Kaiser Wyltheow
I]]. Still isolated in the international community, it is nevertheless
trying to do what it can to keep abreast of a changing microworld and
take its place among the leading micronations of the era. With its
political problems solved at home, it is working on a new period of
infrastructure development and recruitment. Once again it faces the
questions of how much of its phenomenally successful system to keep and
how much to change in the hopes of national progress. But not even
[[Sakat]] himself can predict what course the nation will take into the
future, nor how high its star will rise.
[[category: History]]

Revision as of 14:51, 31 May 2006

History Part 1

Chapter I: The Very Beginning

Part 1: Founding

This history ought to begin at the beginning; that is, the founding of Shireroth. Unfortunately, exactly when that was is unclear. The official history of Shireroth fixes the date at twelve midnight on April 24, 2000. Since Apollo Standard Time had not yet been invented, we must assume this refers to the Pacific time used by Kaiser Metzler. The forum records back this up after a fashion - a post entitled "The Republic Of Shireroth is Founded" is dated 4/23/00 11:37:56 pm - not midnight, but close. The first post on the Shireroth forum, though, is April 21. And the Alexandros record lists Shireroth as founded 264 ASC, which translates into April 26 on the Gregorian calendar. My guess would be that the forum was created on the 21st, and an official proclamation made on the 23rd, which was then rounded off to the 24th. And the Alexandrians just didn't know what they were talking about.

Part 2: Sequential Events

On the first day of Shireroth's existence it was greeted by the Istvanistanis and Hyperboreans. It will also be noted that the Hyperboreans pointed out the first of Shireroth's spelling errors (the word "discussion") on that day. Hyperboreans pointing out Shirerothian spelling errors was later to become a grand tradition. Erik then left for two days, during which Shireroth's early history more or less stopped, since at that period he was the only citizen. The next important event of this period was the acceptance of a treaty with the Great Automatic Peoples' Republic by a 4-0 margin, in which both vowed never to attack each other. Shireroth was also recognized by Blackrock, Jasonia and Istvanistan.

Part 3: Provisional Government

The government during this time was the Provisional Government. Erik was to be a President with dictator-like powers until the Republic gained its fifth citizen. At that time, a more representative government would be established. Shireroth joined Audentior before that could happen. The only actions of Metzler's government were to appoint a Citizenship Minister and to create a currency. The Citizenship Minister was John Sager, who said he would make a citizenship form (he never did), and the currency was the €, although there is no record of the name Erb until much later. Speaking of Sager, he tried to form a party called the Popular Front of Shireroth to bring Automatic ideals into the country, but he never really got around to completing this.

Part 4: Analysis

Shireroth didn't do very much in the pre-Audentior days. It didn't have enough time to. The First Republic's major impact on history was to provide a base for future incarnations to work off of, to set the flag and currency, and to help facilitate the Audente merger negotiations, in which it played a major part and was one of the strongest voices for unity.

Chapter II: The Audente Age

Part 1: Shireroth In The Merger

The age of the First Great Merger is a very misunderstood one, but unfortunately I cannot get into it here. Shireroth, ironically, was probably one of the most pro-merger countries in the whole bunch. It was mainly small nations who were willing to agree to the merge - in the beginning, Shireroth and Hyperborea. The addition of Tapfer as a small nation was also helpful. The large nations in the merger process, who were very conservative about the possibility of creating a new country, were Jasonia and the Automatics. With Shireroth, the small nations just managed to have a majority in the proceedings, and eventually Jasonia (though significantly, not Automatica) gave in. On May 14th Shireroth became an official Audente province. Greg Shaddinger, who was strongly anti-Audentior, threatened to resign, but President Metzler said that this was a new nation and he didn't have to participate in Audente affairs if he didn't want to. John Sager, who had his own reasons for being anti-Audentior, did emigrate.

Part 2: General Politics

The Tetrapole Representative from Shireroth was Erik Metzler. He also won in a national election the Legislative Chair position, a victory which he celebrated in his infamous thread "I am got the chair!." His main policies in the Tetrapole were pushing for direct democracy and supporting anything Bill Dusch of Tapfer opposed. Another important political issue here is that Daniel K, also known as VH Fenrir, joined Shireroth for the first time.

Part 3: The Manifold Conflicts

Shireroth in the AIN was, unfortunately, probably best known for causing a lot of trouble. The first bit of trouble was the Direct Democracy Riots. These riots were the first time that Shireroth used its infamous smiley bomb, forcing Executive Chair Scott Alexander to declare martial law. This just got the Shirerothians angrier, and would have split the country had a last minute agreement not been brokered. What did end up splitting the country were the riots that occurred when Bill Dusch was elected President in a vote evidently run by the same people who did Palm Beach. These riots too were led by Shireroth.

Part 4: Shirerothian Secession

Shireroth seceded, as mentioned above, after the tainted elections during which Bill Dusch was chosen as Audentior's first President. This was on July 11th 2000, after the three Shirerothian citizens of the period (Erik Metzler, Daniel K, and Greg Shaddinger) approved. It was then discovered by the Audentes that secession was not, technically, illegal. President Dusch decided it was important to keep the nation together anyway, and attacked Shireroth. Well, sort of. What he did was post a map of Shireroth that included an Audente attack force. The Shirerothians laughed at him and challenged him to resolve the matter by a game of StarCraft. Dusch continued his unorthodox tactics, which were mockingly called "GifWars", but Audentior fell a few days later, and he chose not to pursue the war further.

Part 5: Culture During The Audente Era

Shirerothian culture during the Audente Era was primarily focused on Boomism (more properly called BO0O/\/\ism). This was both a religion and a political party. It began with the game of StarCraft, in which it was, in the words of Erik Metzler, a philosophy that "anything that's not Terran should go BOOOOM!". However, it evolved into a general pro-explosion way of thinking. The Boomist Party was for peace through armed strength and opposed the Demesos Party in Audentior's virtual two-party system. Of the foundationalist Boomist religion little has survived except the knowledge that the single holiday, La Fiesta De La BOOOM, was celebrated on July 26. The Boomist symbol was a nuclear mushroom cloud.

Chapter III: The Jasonian and Apollonian Ages

Part 1: Integration With Jasonia

Why would Shireroth merge into a monolithic nation controlled by Jasonians when it had just angrily seceded from a monolithic nation controlled by Jasonians? While it would be nice to say that the archives held the answer, any appropriate threads were either deleted or never in existence. Luckily, we have a thread from the Jasonian side, which allows us to date the merge at July 13 (making Shireroth independent for all of two days). And here Erik gives his answer to the question posited above: "Shireroth never lasted long enough before the AIN merger to develop. Now that we are free again. I see no reason why would should bother trying to develop. We are basically just the same thing as FIoJ, just smaller and less organized.(if that is even possible.)" {myriad spelling/grammar errors fixed} Shireroth joined Jasonia, it may be said, out of laziness.

Part 2: On the Activities of Shireroth, Or Lack Thereof

Shireroth was completely inactive during the Jasonian Age. All states that were part of the Flying Islands were. The one burst of interesting news was that the Shirerothians seceded on September 24 and then unseceded two hours later before anyone noticed. This was due to Erik's anger at being put on trial for spamming, but apparently he changed his mind and decided not to dig himself deeper. Erik was the only really active Shirerothian-Jasonian, although Dan K popped up from time to time. Both took the Hellish side in the Infernal War but were content to rejoin Jasonia after the Treaty of the Gods.

Part 3: The Apollonian Era

Shireroth, as a part of Jasonia, was not involved in the formation of the Union of Apollo States. It may be remembered by the student of history that Jasonia did not actually join the Union but rather sent a "dummy state", New Jasonia, to participate. Thus, Shireroth remained technically a part of an independent Jasonia, although all the action took place at the UAS. Not a single purely Shirerothian action or post can be found from this era, so it's safe to say nothing really happened.

Part 4: On the Revivication of Shireroth

I am happy to say I can pinpoint the exact moment in which Shireroth was revived. It was December 18, 2000, in an ICQ chat between this historian, Jason Steffke, and Erik Metzler. Metzler was complaining about how much he disliked FIoJ, and Scott suggested "I wouldn't mind seeing Shireroth again. It was one of the few micronations I ever liked". The Kaiser’s exact response, one for the history books, was "MUAHAHAHA! SHIREROTH SHALL RETURN!" It is a very interesting piece of historical trivia that Jason Steffke was offered the Kaisership of Shireroth in that chat, and he declined. Other names were thrown out, including John Sager, Daniel K, and (may Gahg have mercy) Eoin Dornan, but in the end, everyone thought that it had to be Erik. Which brings us to:

Chapter IV: The Direct Democracy Constitutional Monarchy of Shireroth

Part 1: Formation

The information here is taken from ICQ transcripts between Scott Alexander and Erik Metzler. The new Shireroth originally was to use the same Provisional Constitution as the Old Republic and, significantly, would ban dual citizenship. Originally Metzler decided at the last second not to create Shireroth after all, but then he got "new information" which he refused to tell me and which I suspect was just him changing his mind without wanting to admit it, and he started a vote to free Shireroth from Jasonia at 9:39 PM on December 19. The vote was almost ruined by Thomas Hubert's opposition, but Erik threatened Hubert and he changed his mind. At 11:00 PM the same day, Erik stated he wanted Shireroth to be a combination direct democracy and constitutional monarchy. It was decided that King was too bland, and Baron, Shah, Czar, Prince, Pope, Big Kahuna, Pharoah, God-King and even Ayatollah were all considered before Erik decided on Kaiser due to his German background. (although it was all that Scott could do to keep him from choosing "Lizard-KING!".)

Part 2: Government Specifics

In the words of Erik, Shireroth was a "direct democracy constitutional monarchy". The Kaiser appointed Ministers who were confirmed by the people. The people voting directly formed the legislative branch, and a judicial branch was planned but never realized. The first minister was Daniel K, Minister (or Miniter, according to the forum) of Immigration. Patrick Foley tried to become head of the military without being a citizen, but was rebuffed (he did become the CinC after the Kildare annexation). There was no foreign affairs minister, but the Kaiser took care of it, and Shireroth had mutual relations with Jasonia, Babkha, and Treesia at the time.

Part 3: The Duchy System And The Mass Annexations

The Duchy system started off very simply: Daniel K. was Duke of Brookshire, and the other Duchy, Goldshire, was vacant. It was then that the UAS collapsed, and Shireroth was all too happy to pick up the pieces. What it got from the Apollo Republic was the main land mass (which became Kildare, under Duke Patrick Foley) and the islands surrounding it (which became Gong Li, under Tony Au, who was originally an honorary citizen but then joined officially) With Patrick Foley's joining, Norfolk was added to the Shirerothian holdings, and became part of Gong Li.

Part 4: Culture During This Period

Little to none. There was some remnant of the old Novi Dalmacijan culture for a while, but no one except Stjepan understood it, and it died fast. Its one lasting contribution to Apollo Micronationalism was the famous golden Zlatni Rat, which turned out to be a beach, to Scott's extreme relief, but which was later found in mousetraps all over the land. Economics prospered, thanks to "Economics God" Tony Au. The Erb reached a record high of 5.5 on the ICEO, which everyone was very happy about, and the stock market had the usual brief flurry of activity before disappearing never to be seen again.

Chapter V: The Seventh Republic And The Seeds Of Benacia

Part 1: The Amity Crisis

The seeds of the Amity crisis go back to before Shireroth even existed. Jasonia wanted a space program, so they created JASO, the Jasonian Aeronautics and Space Organization, and gave its command to Erik Metzler. It needed a base, so Erik "discovered" the island of Amity, along with nearby Mirioth, and set up operations there. When Shireroth seceded from Jasonia, it was unclear whether Amity went with it. The Shirerothians apparently assumed it did, and the Jasonians assumed it didn't. On December 23, the Kaiser of Shireroth "politely demanded" that it be given to the Shirerothians. The Jasonians said no, and the Kaiser said he respected the Jasonian decision. On the 27th, Shireroth occupied Amity anyway, causing an international incident. Jasonia threatened Shireroth, and Shireroth laughed off the threats. For a while, it seemed like war was inevitable. But on January 3, a compromise was reached between Jasonian foreign minister Greg Nordman and the Kaiser. Jasonia would sell Amity to Shireroth for 225 erb. Although the Jasonians grumbled a little, the deal was accepted, and war averted.

Part 2: The Seventh Republic

The Seventh Republic, the name given to the Shireroth government around this time, is widely considered the Golden Age of Shireroth. On January 18th, Shireroth was accepted to the League of Micronations with a 14-1 vote. This was mainly thanks to Patrick Foley, Shireroth's many-talented foreign minister of the period. This was also the age of the Shireroth Boomers, champions of the Intermicronational Football League, for what it's worth. And of mass annexations and the Micronational Cartography Board. But it came to an end around the first day of February, when the Kaiser's sporadic mental illnesses reared their ugly head once again. Erik passed out due to some kind of problem and had to start seeing a psychologist, and decided that continued involvement in micronations would not be appropriate. Unfortunately, this was only revealed in mid-March, so for the month of February people just sat around doing nothing and wondering where the Kaiser had gone. This would be enough to destroy most micronations, and it did destroy Shireroth. Until the fateful day of March 26, 2001, Shireroth lay inactive and abandoned, the greatness of the Seventh Republic all but forgotten.

Part 3: The Crisis And The Seeds of Benacia

Jasonia, decided, out of the goodness of their hearts, to make the dead Shireroth a protectorate so that "no one could snatch it up and add it to their empire", ironically enough. The Rasinate noticed, and had the same idea - make Shireroth a protectorate of the Rasinate so Jasonia couldn't take it (though to be fair, the Rasinate had Eoin Dornan as their Prime Minister, so they really can't be held accountable for their actions). And finally, a new nation called Machiavellia, newly arrived from that fertile source of micronations called the Apolyton fora, decided to claim it so that neither Jasonia nor the Rasinate could. And they had a secret weapon - General Trantor, a man who claimed to be a former Shireroth citizen, although he refused to give any more information and there was certainly no former Shirerothian citizen named General Trantor. Jasonia gave in pretty quickly, but the Rasinate and Machiavellia seemed ready to go to war over the issue. The Rasinate even made a lot of threats and began to rally its various allies. Then General Trantor revealed that he was none other than Kaiser Metzler I of Shireroth, recovered from his ills (well, as recovered as he'd get) and come to usher in an Eighth Republic! The Rasinate quickly backed down, and Shireroth and Machiavellia signed a lasting alliance.

Chapter VI: The Benacian Age

Part 1: The Gap In The Records

There is an effective gap in records between late March and early June. It is my belief that Shireroth unofficially merged into Jasonia at this time, but the historical evidence of this is sketchy. It is based only on my personal recollection of events and some obscure references in the Jasonian fora. It seems to make more sense than anything else I've come across, though, so I'll let it stand and leave it for future investigation. Some evidence points to Benacia being formed before the Paramount War (May), but nothing concrete, and the Benacian fora were made on June 2, so I'll consider that the official date of Benacia's formation.

Part 2: The Paramount Wars

Whether Shireroth was independent, part of Benacia, or part of Jasonia during the Paramount Wars, it certainly played a major part in them. The first Paramount War was precipitated by Paramount declaring war on Jasonia because it wanted certain territories that had formerly been Paramountian back (although this was the official reason, the unofficial reason was that John Sager hated Jason Steffke and wanted to harass him). Shireroth and Machiavellia took the side of Jasonia, and used spamming techniques to spam Paramount out of existence. Unfortunately, Paramount, never having really been too much in existence anyway, didn't care, and John, with his usual obstinacy, declared that he had won and Paramount was perfect. The usual disputed-lands-go-to-the-Foundation compromise was reached, but just weeks later, the second Paramount War started. The Paramount Demolition Duo, as Kaiser Metzler and Prince Conway called themselves, went to work again, but it was revealed after the end of the war that it was just a ploy by Steffke to build activity. After this the Benacians got very angry at Jasonia and hoped for its downfall, which sure enough happened a month or two later.

Part 3: The Structure Of Benacia

Benacia had three members - Hyperborea, Shireroth, and Machiavellia. It was governed by a council of the three heads of state, and one of them each month was the Chair, who presided over the meetings. Kaiser Metzler was the first chair. The council usually met in ICQ or AIM chats.

Part 4: Shireroth During The Benacian Age

Not much happened. There were a few foreign relations things - the Benacians entered treaties with Babkha and the PUR, and went through the bimonthly ritual of threatening Thomas Hubert only to have him back down at the last second. Patrick came back and left again. Yeah. That was about it.

Chapter VII: The Hegemony of Alexandros

Part 1: Formation of the Hegemony

The best answer for "Why did the Hegemony form?" is probably "Because of the cycle". The Apollo Sector tends to have large mergers every so often, and at the time of Alexandros, it was overdue. Originally, it was going to be a strengthening of Benacia without changing the basic culture or theme. However, when a chat started which included Jason Rhode, the new Prince of Machiavellia, although not, significantly, Kaiser Metzler, the participants found they all like ancient Greece and, specifically, Alexander The Great. Thus, it was decided that the merged nation would be the Hegemony of Alexandros rather than just Benacia (Hegemony was added because it was much more original than "Kingdom" or "Republic" or "Empire"). There was some debate over who ought to be the leader, but eventually Jason Rhode was decided upon.

Part 2: Structure of the Hegemony

The Hegemony's government was based on four high officials, with the Hegemon as a fifth high official above all of them. These were the Archon, in charge of the site, the fora, and general information related stuff; the Polemarch, in charge of war and the military; the Kristarch, in charge of economics; and the Strategos, in charge of foreign affairs. During the Hegemony these were Scott Siskind, Erik Metzler, Tony Au, and Edward Conway, respectively. There was also a Landsraad, the classicists' single concession to a more Shirerothian naming system and a Demes, a direct-democracy house of the people. All kinds of complex interactions were supposed to take place between them, but in reality the five officials together made all the policy and the Demes went and approved it.

Part 3: History of the Hegemony

The Hegemony expanded pretty quickly with some mass annexations. Tapfer was annexed at the request of Bill Dusch, since Jasonia was fallen by this time. They also took some of Ryan Caruso's old territories, including a place called Cimmeria. There was a minor conflict when Caruso demanded greater rights for Cimmeria and it looked like he was threatening the government, but it turned out he wasn't and everything was fine. Thomas Hubert tried to take back Rulzcentia, but the Hegemony claimed it and Hubert gave in after some tense moments. There was also a revolt over the colors of the forum. That was about all that had time to happen before the Hegemony joined with Tymaria.

Chapter VIII: The Pax Tymaria

Part 1: The Formation of Tymaria

The formation of Tymaria was a minor miracle. The Free Republic and Interland were going to merge, and the Hegemony of Alexandros decided they might as well merge with them, which brought the Rasinate in, leading to the biggest merger in history. It was managed at a Constitutional Convention that lasted from late September to late October 2001, and the final draft of the Constitution was agreeable to all delegates, and on October 31 (or thereabout) the United Republic of Tymaria was proclaimed.

Part 2: Shireroth's Place In Tymaria

Shireroth was one of eight original states in four original regions of Tymaria. Each state got a different number of votes depending on its regional distribution, with Shireroth getting only one. As a state, Shireroth had considerable control over its internal affairs, but could not print its own money nor conduct foreign relations nor war.

Part 3: Changes And Revolutions

On November 25, Shireroth was annexed to its own Duchy, Yardistan, and its Duke, Nick the Yardistani, who had joined about a month before. Why the change? In the words of former Kaiser Metzler, "Shireroth didn't fall. I simply find Yardistan more fun." However, the reversed situation was soon set right again with the ascension of Kaiser Gaelen II to the throne. Unfortunately, Kaiser Gaelen too left, leaving the throne vacant. It passed to Ari Rahikkala, but he faked his own death, making James Raine the Steward. Then another Yardistani revolt happened...

Part 4: Culture

This was a great time for Shirerothian culture. In a posts like "History and Culture of Shireroth" and "Kaisers of Shireroth", Kaiser Metzler fleshed out the formerly deficient background of the nation. It was formerly a group of warring chiefdoms before the first Kaiser started the Republic 2000 years before the founding of the Sector. There was also some stuff on Goldshire and name origins, some of which are in the appendix.

Chapter IX: The Mors Restoration

Part 1: Kaiser Mors I

When Erik Metzler returned after his long absence, he did so as Kaiser Mercator Mortis I (Merchant of Death) or Mors for short. He bore an ancient Shirerothian sword called Vengeance which marked him as the true claimant to the throne. Both Fax Celestis and Nick the Yardistani, who at the time were in a civil war for power, gave up their claims in favor of Metzler's new avatar.

Part 2: Decrees And Changes

Kaiser Mors made a number of decrees and radically reshaped the Shireroth government. Among the decrees were to kick all foreign (which means the Tymarian government and other Tymarian states) armies out of Shireroth, a decree to make James "Fax Celestis" the new heir, a decree taking Shireroth unilaterally out of the Hegemony of Alexandros, and a decree to create a new Duchy, Straylight, for former Kaiser Ari Rahikkala. He then tried to convince the House of Nations to give Shireroth another Senate seat, which resulted in another debate over proportional representation. Also, he revived the old forum and the Landsraad and started construction of a great temple.

History Part 2

Prologue: The Fall of Tymaria

What has come before: in April 2000, a time of chaos and change around the micronational world, Erik Metzler founds the small and peaceful democratic country known as Shireroth. Within a few weeks, Shireroth is absorbed by the rising superpowers of Audentior and Jasonia, an all but forgotten backwater region of these far-flung empires. But in December of that year, they abruptly spit it back out again, and Erik once again takes the helm of leadership, declaring himself Kaiser and instituting a feudal system. There is a brief period of prosperity before the nation crumbles to dust once again. A few months later it is revived as part of the Benacian Commonwealth, and soon after this it merges into the land of Alexandros, which in turn merges into Tymaria. Once again, Shireroth is a small province of a hegemonic empire – but this time, it has both the will and the ability to be able to transcend its minor role and catapult itself into the global spotlight.

On April 6th, the first complete history of Shireroth is published, ending with a note on the recent restoration of Kaiser Mors I to the throne and the possibilities for future growth his reign opens. On April 11th, the forum of Shireroth, along with much of the rest of Tymaria, is destroyed in a terrorist attack, wiping the historical slate clean. Philip Locke, the perpetrator of the attack, is dutifully expelled from Shireroth – but not before he has had time to propose to the Mors government a plan to leverage its size and activity to become the dominant Tymarian state. Over the next few months, as the other areas in Tymaria are plagued by civil war, dissension, inactivity, and Earl Washburn, Shireroth expands in all senses of the word. Lothlaria, Lac Glacei, Jaris, and Hyperborea are added to its growing empire, and the Kaiser begins to listen less and less to the federal government in Tymaria City.

Gradually the power of the Tymarian Federal Government waned. First Jason Rhode dropped off the face of the Earth, then the Free Territories started attacking, and finally the provinces started getting restless. The formation of Baracao didn’t help either, nor did the so-called Anti-Tymar Council that advocated rebellion and separatism wherever it could find a foothold. At the same time, Shireroth’s already exponential growth went through the roof, despite the bizarre spectacle of four Kaisers in a single month. Although Los I, the most notable Kaiser of this period, was staunchly pro-Tymaria, it began to grow clear that the contradictory relationship between the ailing superfederation and its most prominent state could not continue forever.

Finally, with the election of Tony Au as Prime Executive on a “let the states secede” platform, pro-secessionist feelings snowballed. On the eve of Au’s election, the Landsraad convened to discuss the independence question. In one of their fastest decisions ever, the Landsraad bowed to the overwhelming sentiment of the Shirerithian populace and sent to the Kaiseress a resolution that Shireroth should resume its position as a free and independent state. On July 12, Kaiseress Vivantia issued Imperial Decree 30, stating:

With the blessings of the Landsraad and in light of the suspension of the Tymarian Constitution, I, Kaiseress Viviantia I, ruler of Shireroth, officially decree the secession of the Imperial Republic of Shireroth from the United Republic of Tymaria. Shireroth is now a free nation independent of Tymaria and its remaining states.

After eleven months of foreign rule, Shireroth was once again ready to take control of its own destiny – a path that would lead them further than they could imagine.

Chapter One (July 2002)

In which the new Republic is forced to confront a worrisome number of problems long before it is at all fair to expect them to be able to do so

Retooling Shireroth’s governmental machinery for independence was not as major a task as it might seem. The Skyline remarked a week after the decision that it was “almost like Shireroth had planned this beforehand, eh?” All that was needed was a foreign ministry, which was quickly created under the capable leadership of Stjepan Aracic, and an accompanying foreign policy, which in the Republic’s first week took the form of recognizing Babkha, Interland, and Istvanistan.

A typically Shirerithian response to the new conditions was a new Kaiser. Kaiseress Vivantia, an incarnation of Erik, stepped down in favor of Kaiser Mors II, also an incarnation of Erik. The rationale for the new name, according to its holder, was that “Vivantia brought us back to life…and now Mors shall dispense the death!”

Death, unfortunately, was exactly what might soon have to be dispensed. Two other Tymarian states, Interland and the Free Republic, had seceded along with Shireroth, and their sudden introduction into an already chaotic micronational world threatened to cause some sort of massive cataclysm. Particularly problematic was the Free Republic, which was claimed by Baracao despite its own belief in its independence. Shireroth and Baracao came to the brink of war – luckily, at the last second a peace conference began and the two countries managed to come to a satisfactory conclusion, although nowhere in the historical record is it listed exactly what that conclusion was.

Meanwhile, on the domestic front, things were hardly less troublesome. This remains that period of history in which trouble was spelled P-H-I-L-I-P L-O-C-K-E, and indeed, scarcely had he been admitted to Shireroth after a four month ban when he began to agitate for democracy. He accused the Republic of truly being an autocracy, and proposed his Unified Shireroth Proposal