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==Origins==
==Origins==
Though the original background of the Republic of Shireroth was a slate
 
blue, when the country became a Kaisership in December 2000 it was
To be rewritten IC.
changed to an image of a monster from [[Warcraft]]. Although the
 
monster was supposedly associated in the game with elves in some way,
it definitely looked like it was just an evil tree. Seeking a name to
call it by, [[Scott Alexander]] translated "evil tree" into
[[bastardized Latin]] and came up with the name "Malarbor".
Originally, Malarbor's size was not adjusted to the size of the
Shireroth board, and so his image tiled three or four times
horizontally and repeated vertically when a user scrolled. This was
compounded by the fact that in those days, his presence graced every
forum on the Shireroth board instead of the main screen. Malarbor thus
became a symbol of the ugliness of Shireroth's forum design and was
used that way by foreigners, especially Babkha. Shirerithians, on the
other hand, grew more attached to him than ever and deified him into
the as-yet-poorly-arranged Boomist religion, making him the God of
Forum Colors.
[[Kaiseress Aure I]] tried to replace Malarbor with a more neutral
Warcraft picture during her reign, a standard dark forest scene.
Partisans of Malarbor, particularly [[Erik Metzler]] and [[Gryphon
Avocatio]], protested in a debate so violent it was a major contributor
to Aure giving up the throne, proving what horrible things await those
who mess with the Tree Demon. Nevertheless, shortly after, a forum
reorganization by [[Scott Alexander]] and [[Joseph Strong]] did succeed
both in stopping Malarbor from tiling and in exorcising him away from
most topical forums, leaving him on the main page only. The exception
was [[Yardistan]], always the most conservative Duchy, which insisted
on keeping, and still has, the original tiling Malarbor.
The forum reorg attempted to placate the tree demon by adding a new
feature, Malarbor Says, to the top, in which a smaller, cartoony
version of the now-famous tree gave the day's news. This feature
established Malarbor's personality - arrogant, evil, and threatening -
and brought into use the common phrase "MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!". Rumors
that the feature is actually updated by [[Scott Alexander]] rather than
Malarbor himself are pernicious lies.
==Religion==
==Religion==
In the Cedrist religion, Malarbor is the son of [[Lumina]], Goddess of
===Malarbor in Cedrism===
Light. His father is currently unknown, although this author speculates
In the Cedrist religion, Malarbor is the son of [[Lumina]], Goddess of Light. His father is currently unknown, although this author speculates it may have been [[H'Graa]], God of Wrath. He is the God of Forum Colors, and has recently been given the added portfolio of God of Smackdowns.
it may have been [[H'Graa]], God of Wrath. He is the God of Forum
 
Colors, and has recently been given the added portfolio of God of
A myth, now lost, tells of a battle between [[Kaiser Raynor I]] and Malarbor. Malarbor was terrorizing the world by replacing its colors with different, more tasteless and garish shades. [[Kaiser Raynor I]] boldly set out and defeated the tree demon in single combat with the [[Sword of Vengeance]], and, as a price for letting the god go, demanded that Malarbor stand guard over the public places of Shireroth, which the god has reluctantly done ever since. Especially popular is the Sanctum of Malarbor in the [[Yoni Temple Complex]] in [[Modan-lach]]. He has demanded that people pour milk on their fish to honor him as well as increase their nutritional intake.
Smackdowns.
 
A myth, now lost, tells of a battle between [[Kaiser Raynor I]] and
===Malarbor in Catologism===
Malarbor. Malarbor was terrorizing the world by replacing its colors
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with different, more tasteless and garish shades. [[Kaiser Raynor I]]
In [[Catologism]] Malarbor is seen as one of the more powerful demons of Micras. It is believed that [[Cato]], King of the [[Council of Gods]], impregnated [[Lumina]] while they both were drunk. Since than Lumina would have been the mistress of Cato, while both were unable to marry as Lumina was not found worthy enough to join the Council.
boldly set out and defeated the tree demon in single combat with the
 
[[Sword of Vengeance]], and, as a price for letting the god go,
The tree demon grew up to be a dangerous demon that ravaged the land, until [[Kaiser Raynor I]] subdued him and demanded from him to stand guard for Shireroth. According to Cedrists, Malarbor reluctantly did this. Catologian sources, however, point out that Raynor had actually liberated Malarbor from the grasp of the [[Baishens]], who wanted to use him to destroy the human world and eventually weaken his own father. To thank the Kaiser, he pledged to protect Shireroth till the day that he wouldn't be able to anymore.
demanded that Malarbor stand guard over the public places of Shireroth,
 
which the god has reluctantly done ever since.
 
==Malarbor in Popular Culture==
==Malarbor in Popular Culture==
Malarbor is now one of Shireroth's most easily recognizable symbols.
Malarbor is now one of Shireroth's most easily recognisable symbols. The Pacarians exploited this during a period seemingly leading up to a Shireroth/[[Pacary]] war, when graphics designer [[Sander Dieleman]] made a big scary propaganda picture of Malarbor with a caption reading something like "Do you want him as your neighbor?" More patriotic uses included his presence on several of [[Joseph Strong]]'s advertising banners and the use as an image in  Cedrist promotional materials.
The Pacarians exploited this during a period seemingly leading up to a
 
Shireroth/[[Pacary]] war, when graphics designer [[Sander Dieleman]]
The association of Malarbor with the Imperial Republic is such that its oracular, gnomic, and sometimes plain malevolent utterances, have achieved a level of credence normally associated with official press releases - albeit with more gore.
made a big scary propaganda picture of Malarbor with a caption reading
 
something like "Do you want him as your micronational neighbor?" More
==List of Notable Victims==
patriotic uses include his presence on several of [[Joseph Strong]]'s
 
advertising banners and his use as an image for the Cedrist Temple
*[[Kaiser Leto III|Leto III Ozymandias]], [[Kaiser]], 1561
forum.
*[[Stellus Yastreb|Stellus Ryabinevich Dolorsyn Yastreb]], Former [[Steward]], 1622
*Paul Duiit, Batavian negotiator, 11.XI.1663
 
==Malarbor Today==
Malarbor's most recent manifestation has been [http://periodic-spore.blogspot.com/ The Periodic Spore], a news blog written primarily by Malarbor (though Benkern helps with some admin stuff). The Paper was originally started after Shireroth was believed dead to preserve this iconic figure of Shireroth, however when the nation inevitably came to, this blog started to become a news paper both for Shirerithians and keeping the outside world aware of Shirerithian affairs.
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Latest revision as of 00:03, 23 August 2018

Malarbor.gif

Origins

To be rewritten IC.

Religion

Malarbor in Cedrism

In the Cedrist religion, Malarbor is the son of Lumina, Goddess of Light. His father is currently unknown, although this author speculates it may have been H'Graa, God of Wrath. He is the God of Forum Colors, and has recently been given the added portfolio of God of Smackdowns.

A myth, now lost, tells of a battle between Kaiser Raynor I and Malarbor. Malarbor was terrorizing the world by replacing its colors with different, more tasteless and garish shades. Kaiser Raynor I boldly set out and defeated the tree demon in single combat with the Sword of Vengeance, and, as a price for letting the god go, demanded that Malarbor stand guard over the public places of Shireroth, which the god has reluctantly done ever since. Especially popular is the Sanctum of Malarbor in the Yoni Temple Complex in Modan-lach. He has demanded that people pour milk on their fish to honor him as well as increase their nutritional intake.

Malarbor in Catologism

The Catologian Faith
Sun Symbol of the Catalogian Faith.

Three Pillars
Council of Gods - Heavenly Mandate -

Wheel of Life


Tetrarch Gods
Cato - Germania -

Lumina - Sakat


Lesser Gods
Baishens - Hieronymus - Sisera


Minor Elevated Creatures
Malarbor - Demons - Ghosts -

Mikrons - Saints


Texts
Miracle of Life - Chaos War -

Mikron War


Institutions
Catologian Church - Temples -

Sisters of Ryvenna - Disciples of Sakat -

Sun Children of Lumina

In Catologism Malarbor is seen as one of the more powerful demons of Micras. It is believed that Cato, King of the Council of Gods, impregnated Lumina while they both were drunk. Since than Lumina would have been the mistress of Cato, while both were unable to marry as Lumina was not found worthy enough to join the Council.

The tree demon grew up to be a dangerous demon that ravaged the land, until Kaiser Raynor I subdued him and demanded from him to stand guard for Shireroth. According to Cedrists, Malarbor reluctantly did this. Catologian sources, however, point out that Raynor had actually liberated Malarbor from the grasp of the Baishens, who wanted to use him to destroy the human world and eventually weaken his own father. To thank the Kaiser, he pledged to protect Shireroth till the day that he wouldn't be able to anymore.


Malarbor in Popular Culture

Malarbor is now one of Shireroth's most easily recognisable symbols. The Pacarians exploited this during a period seemingly leading up to a Shireroth/Pacary war, when graphics designer Sander Dieleman made a big scary propaganda picture of Malarbor with a caption reading something like "Do you want him as your neighbor?" More patriotic uses included his presence on several of Joseph Strong's advertising banners and the use as an image in Cedrist promotional materials.

The association of Malarbor with the Imperial Republic is such that its oracular, gnomic, and sometimes plain malevolent utterances, have achieved a level of credence normally associated with official press releases - albeit with more gore.

List of Notable Victims

Malarbor Today

Malarbor's most recent manifestation has been The Periodic Spore, a news blog written primarily by Malarbor (though Benkern helps with some admin stuff). The Paper was originally started after Shireroth was believed dead to preserve this iconic figure of Shireroth, however when the nation inevitably came to, this blog started to become a news paper both for Shirerithians and keeping the outside world aware of Shirerithian affairs.