Imperial Proclamation: Death of Prince Audun Joel

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This Proclamation, entitled Death of Prince Audun Joel, carries the alternative name My Uncle is Dead.

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AYREON IV, by the Kharenah of Zurvan, Qaisar Sathratiye, who, by this Imperial Instrument, gives unto his subjects and retainers, greetings, and unto the gods of Shireroth, undying and unthinking obsequience.

Know that We, Mibaradardam be Khorshid va Mah Minamaz dadanam Zurvan, have in the first place dedicated to Zurvan this Instrument which by his Kharenah is confirmed for Us and our heirs forever.

IMPERIAL PROCLAMATION: Death of Prince Audun Joel

My uncle, Prince Audun Joel, is dead. This is very sad. I am very sad. I cried all night. I miss him. He was a good man. He was my uncle. He was kaiser, too, you know. His kaiser name was Hjalmar Redquill.

It’s very sad when a kaiser dies, like when my granny died. Not good. It’s sad. People cry. It’s okay to cry, it’s normal. I understand. We will miss them. I will miss him.

I want all Shirerithian flags to be half-way up the flag poles. I also want a funeral for him. He needs it. He needs peace. We need it, too. A funeral will help.

Why does everyone in my family have to die? It’s like we’re all cursed. I don’t want to die. I don’t want to be cursed. I want help. Can you all help me? Protect me? I am scared.


IN WITNESS WHEREOF We have caused the Imperial Seal to be affixed to this Decree which We have signed with Our Hand. Given at the Keep this eleventh day of Oskalteq in the year after the death of Norton one thousand six hundred and fifty-one.

Ayreon IV Qaisar