Shireroth

*sobs and wipes away tears* I will always hold you dear to my heart and i will never forget the time we spent together nor the words spoken..... alas i know our time has come to an end but i hope you will look back on this glorious day and remember me kindly... as i will for you.... *turns and ...

Of course... i follow you on wing'ed feet (no pun intended)

*Complies and allows shadyrapper8 to wisk her away into the night for more greatly needed loving*

Yay! There are still people working for me instead of trying to overthrow me!

NOOOO I will not vanish.....unless everyone has stopped loving me..... but even in that case..... i am not that easy to get rid of.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

OOhhhh Irishmen..... *ponders but goes forth to Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar* Let's go boy....

NO ELECTIONS.... THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.... THIS IS A DO-AS-I-SAYOCRACY!!!

*sputters and coughs* Ewwwww...get the digusting thing away from me!!!

*crys* NOOOOOOO.....not the puppy.... why did you have to go and kill the puppy...... ?

AHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET OFF OF THIS CIGARETTE BINGE!!!!! *falls over*

Cigarettes are gross! *stomps out all cigarettes in the world*

*Looks at Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar with a comehither look* Well...... i could always use some lovin'.....

Hey....who said I was messed up... i just love everyone.... and i think everyone loves me.....*crickets chirp*....guys?.....anyone?......LOVE ME!!!!

I would love to be wisked away by you Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar, but, alas... i am stuck in a political marriage from which the only escape is either abdicating the throne, or death..... well there is divorce, but that is besides the point..... i would still like for you to be my "special assistant ...

Well what if I have my own haram of guys..... do they become a part of your haram?

Aww but then his lover wont be attracted to him anymore... speaking of which.... where is that girl?

Wait... you cant annex the YAC..... the YAC can only annex you......now i am confused... damn you Sara!

If you are still there.... why did my foot pass right through you? Huh?

But...but... in rugby....there is no protective gear....

AHHHH... NO MAKING A NAME BASED ON ME!!! I am Keiseress.... that is against Shireritian law!!!!!(of course this whole day falls under that.... but....oh *sighs* just ignore me)

*smacks Sara* I can have the YAC annex you and your wierdness..... Gryphon Avacado.... if you could....

Hey! break it up... this is a party... no fighting.... Sara.... quit being so wierd...

Sara... you need not be shown everything... some things are just given and the other stuff you just beleive what people who have been here longer say.....

Flock o'Seagulls? You mean that crappy band in the 80's?

*kicks KaiseressAnnMarie off the throne* I'm not gone yet!!! *crys* why must everyone try and take my position as ruler?

Fine.....anex all you want.....*laughs maniacally*

NO.... bad Kaiseress Mari....*slaps her hand*.... This is not a democracy....you dont get to vote.... i am the Keiseress and i will not allow it... muahahaha... i rule (but love) you all..... AAAAH.... there are so many wanna-be rulers... everyone jsut wants to be Keiser....this is too much *falls ...

*lifts shadyrapper8's head and gazes into his eyes and blinks* muahheyasa.....wow...... i dont know what to say....... that was beautiful......*Kisses his hand*Arise shadyrapper8*he rises**gently, but sweetly, kisses his lips* i think i have found my lover for the day..... excuse us...... *caringly ...

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LEMMINGS?!?!?!

We are saving the Kiwi... we do have laws you know....