*calmly sits on REAL throne...*

[KaiseressAnnMarie]

*watches the antics and laughs**clears throat*You are ALL NUCKIN' FUTS!*smiles*Now, if MY real Kaiser would so kindly sit right beside me, we can get this started....err...well, bit late for that tisn't it? Well....we can clear away this choking smoke and really make some progress.Sorry Kesieress Mari and Kesier Northworthy...but it appears as if your reign will be short.*smiles*

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes the futs*DOWN WITH THE KAISERESS!!!!and the... Kaiser... and the... other... kaiseress...

[Keiseress JADIE]

*kicks KaiseressAnnMarie off the throne* I'm not gone yet!!! *crys* why must everyone try and take my position as ruler?

[KaiseressAnnMarie]

*looks at Kaiseress Jadie as her foot passed right through her*Umm....I'm still here. And well.....tough, get used to it.

[Keiseress JADIE]

If you are still there.... why did my foot pass right through you? Huh?

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes her Kittie Pride-like abilities*

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

C'mon ladies....you kn...ow I ...love......... you all, but I love some of you in...real-....life and som....e.....of you in the other real....life.....you know...?

[Sara The Phoenix]

Love? But what about me? *bats eyes*

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

I LOVE YOU ALLL!! THE LIZZZZARED KINGINGING HAS ROOM IN HIS ULTRA-PHASED HAREEEEM FOR ALL THOSE OF BEAUTIFUL AND CLOYING NATURE, YES, AND YOUR SATYRS ALSO, FOR HE IS A GENROUS SORTH!!TO PERDITION!! COME, FOLLOW ME ON MY FIERY STEED!!!

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes Harem*

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

GET THEE HENCE FROM HERE, MAGICMAN!! I bansiehd you, you shall remained banished!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY ULTRA-phase harem, with its many cloying beauties, or I SHALL REAVENGE MYSELF ON YOU!!!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Well what if I have my own haram of guys..... do they become a part of your haram?

[Gryphon Avacado]

Nah, keep 'em

[ZirandortheI]

No wonder you are so messed up ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Keiseress JADIE]

Hey....who said I was messed up... i just love everyone.... and i think everyone loves me.....*crickets chirp*....guys?.....anyone?......LOVE ME!!!!

[david northworthy beckfor]

ciggeretes instantly make you attractive to the opposite sex! war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Benson Hedges]

while that is definitly true, pleas stop pretending to be me.go find your own pesron to switch with. Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Cigarettes are gross! *stomps out all cigarettes in the world*

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Or is he the real winston Marlboro in disguise as Northworthy? the irony is killing me! I better go give myself another title and a bag of rials for Northworthy and Benson each A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Greedy hog! Its not fair you only ever give other people a look in on the titles at around election time. Edited by: Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackbar at: 10/29/03 5:42 pm

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

no no! you've got it all wrong! I promise titles around election time, and give them once I am elected! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Come on Ardashir your 15 minutes are up! Time to let the real men run the Kingdom!

[ZirandortheI]

Ardashir and Rakesh are in a natural Irish slug fest. All we need is a keg ... ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Keiseress JADIE]

NO ELECTIONS.... THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY.... THIS IS A DO-AS-I-SAYOCRACY!!!

[Kiaser David northworthy]

yes and now everyone do as i say! I am the Kiaser!

[ZirandortheI]

I think Jadie needs to *vanish* ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Keiseress JADIE]

NOOOO I will not vanish.....unless everyone has stopped loving me..... but even in that case..... i am not that easy to get rid of.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Gryphon Avacado]

All kaisers and Kaiseress' are hearby ordered to drop their Kaiser titles as Yardistan now owns Shireroth. Edited by: Gryphon Avacado at: 10/29/03 7:43 pm

[shadyrapper8]

Having finally woken up from his slumber after the long afternoon with the Keiseress, the rhyming wonder rushes back to his work.Having accomplished most of what he set out to do, and as his job IS that of an artist, thus requires no strict hours, he returns once again to greet his lovely mistress.He rushes in, his golden hair still ruffled from his previous encounter, and sees the Keiseress distressed. He dashes to her side once again."JADIE!My love!I Don't know wheerreyou came from...But I can see...when you look at meeeeee -that what we shareis worth the paaainand love this truecomes seldomJADIE!My lust!I don't know whyyyou feel distressed...But you should Know...that this young fo'...is yours to keepand all his heaaarrtwill stay with you,Oh Keiseress."Upon the completion of his ballad, he turns to the Keiseress and sweeps her up into his arms and carries her away into the night with him.

[Keiseress JADIE]

*Complies and allows shadyrapper8 to wisk her away into the night for more greatly needed loving*