I am the Kiaser!

[Kiaser David northworthy]

I told you I would be! You all doubted me. But I did it!.. I'm the Kiaser. And I didn't even need a zany plan.Now, Where is my war trophy? I am the Kiaser!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Yes, yes... you are the "Keiser" so, does that mean you are married to me? *fake crys* Oh... that makes me so happy.... I finally get my mad kinky monkey lovin! Yay! *throws confetti in the air*

[Mattlore Kiwi]

You are indeed the KiaserGood Job!

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes the confetti**annexes this thread*DOWN WITH THE KAISERESS!!!! I HATE DEMOCRACY!!!!!

[Keiseress JADIE]

Fine.....anex all you want.....*laughs maniacally*

[Gryphon Avacado]

*annexes Jadie*I command you now!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Pete Tiny]

Now Pete is the kIzer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha all bow me u cant do aa thing to get riddof me!!!!!!!!!! I go get stuf with my crowm and order everyone to call thi place North-Eastenr Mondesia! Everyoneee can recwar thare aand come take slaves. Pete go make himslef empiror of Iraq to conqer Japanese to make them like bRasil. I amm evil haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaiser Jaundice XIX]

PETER TINY IS NO MORE, I SMASHED HIM WITH MY MIGHTY HAMMER OF THE B0000/\/\IST GODS, AND ALSO MADE HIM AS A CRATER WITH MY BOO/\/\IST ASSAULT RIFLE!!

[david northworthy beckfor]

Have some lovly smokes, to celebrate your kiasoryness. war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Sara The Phoenix]

(OOC: out of character again, David?)

[ZirandortheI]

In order to save Shireroth from this arsehole, I should be Kaiser Wombat for life. ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Sara The Phoenix]

*singing* 1-4-7-2-0-0-4!

[david northworthy beckfor]

sorry. bluffing to make people think I am marlboro war trophy liberated from Babkha by the Federated NORworthic Liberation Devision (FNORD)

[Benson Hedges]

pretenSding to bMe the onOe pretendKing to be mEarlboro man?how stupid. Be Pariotic! SMOKE!Smoke and be fit!

[ZirandortheI]

For my first act as Wombat Kaiser - I decree Benson can only chew Nicotine gum for the rest of his life - no more cigarettes for you! ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Ladies, gentlemen,Lets not be so uncivilized about this. We can all get along. We only need to make a common resolution. To blame Pakistan for all our ills.ISLAMABAD IS THE CENTER OF ALL WORLD TERRORISM!

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

Well that wasnt very diplomatic at all was it? *kills a puppy, guts it and wears it as a hat* A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Keiseress JADIE]

*crys* NOOOOOOO.....not the puppy.... why did you have to go and kill the puppy...... ?

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Let me suggest a scaleAbbas Namvari - Rakesh Ackbar - Ardashir KhanUtopia - World Peace - Thermonuclear war

[Emir Ardashir Khan]

You forgot to put Babkha on that scale! A prince wishing to keep his state is very often forced t

[Baron Satrap Rakesh Ackba]

Egotist

[Kiaser David northworthy]

I see me here! That can't be right. or is it? i can' tell.FNORD! I am the Kiaser!

[ZirandortheI]

Where's Treesia! I think I'll go smush you all with my sledgehammer ZirandorthelThe Golden DarknessNiirus Tinenetuwar"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart