Shireroth

The Steward's first act was to get roaring drunk and do unspeakable things to sheep at a party celebrating his office. Good man!

Pfft. Amateur.

SE ON OIKEUS JA KOHTUUS!

Maksym Hadjimehmetov wrote:I don't want my passport in (...), Karelian etc...

What? You, sir, don't want to make Karelians angry! Or prepare to be seriously, erm, mocked!

With those ridiculous amounts of oil, obviously not.

What can I say, Ric. Perhaps this is a good time to remind you that there is a country right next to Sweden which is rich, has good social security and does take care of everyone. You woulnd't have any significant problems with the language either.

I'm talking about Norway, of course. What?

The main reason is probably that it is my owl. The things it has seen would warp any mind.

No, it's not O'Riley. It's named after the Orly airport in Paris, France where I met this very nice Russian girl.

Kaiser Hasan I wrote:I know, its just a visual pun.

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What a strange name. The "S" is not a letter of the Russian alphabet so I guess it has just slipped there instead of "C". Therefore the name is "TSDYA NDSDI". I wonder what that means.

Sounds like a perfectly normal third world country.

*runs*

Kaiser Hasan I wrote:What could go horribly wrong?

Nothing. Everything.

- How are you with PR when I make statements like "Babkhans are a race of whores and thieves"? Considering you've spent time as a high-ranking Babkhan official, I suspect such a comment would never cross your lips save for in this question, so PR shouldn't be a problem there. For statements of it's...

Mietaa!

Perdón, pero no hablo gibberish.

Perkelettäkö täällä niin paljon englantia puhutaan?

Hello there, this is Ari testing Tahmaseb's account (something funky happened to it in the board move so I had to... *convince* the database that he should be allowed to log in).

I thought this would be the best place to find you, so:
Get yourself to Babkha. You're the Shah now!

What? Hmm, negotiations, yes, oh yes. You'll become a part of us.

Kaiseress Carol wrote:May the Mango-Camel Pact long endure!

Unhappily this is not the case. One of your predecessors (I forget which one) decided to scrap this because we upset Shireroth somehow by creating the Commonwealth and not telling you in advance. Perhaps it would be time to discuss this anew.

Congratulations to the new Kaiseress from the Grand Commonwealth! May the wisdom of Aurefiction reach you in your office!

Yes, Albania did give points. All participating countries give points in the final whether they qualified or not.

The only countries not giving us any points were Albania, Armenia and Monaco. Pick one.

You did. UK gave 12 points to us

Holy cheesus on a pogo stick!

This is a comment about the superiority of Finnish.

And yes, we will win the Eurovision contest. After all we have a Malarbor lookalike this year competing for us.

That was incredibly good in fact. Just a couple of corrections (and mine could be incorrect as well as I'm not native either...) Jag gick med dig den där natten till skogen Det var mörkt ute, ingen ljud utom vindarna Hand i hand Jag förälskade mig i dig Du talade orden och jag höll dig i mina armar ...

Here's a recent picture of me:

Yes, you're just about 5-6 years behind me. I guess I can predict your future.

AngelGuardian93 wrote:Blasted deer gets spooked and makes a beeline for my car, I hit it, it goes down. I pull over, get out, then it got back up and ran away. I now have a nice dent in my left side front area.

That's weird. The exact same thing happened to me a few years ago. Even the left side is correct.