View from Benacia/Issue 75: Ryan Caruso Made Knight of the Griffin

This imported article was originally posted at http://viewfrombenacia.blogspot.com/2005/03/issue-75-ryan-caruso-made-knight-of.html at 03/31/05.

One of a few short stories tonight:

-Veteran and chronic micronationalist Ryan Caruso was inducted into the Order or the Griffin by Kaiser Mors IV. According to the Imperial Decree, he was inducted "for his work in creating the Hurmu banner, for his support of our Imperial Republic during the Lorelei dispute, and other generally nifty acts."

-Hypatia's mom has decided to leave Shireroth already?!? The resignation of citizenship, according to her post, came from a feeling that she was unable to fit in, and that her opinions were unwelcome (though we hasten to note that she blamed no one else). The Kaiser expressed his regret at her decision.

-Rumor has it that the Kaiser is planning to leave the throne tomorrow, on the last day of March. The Kaiser's press secretary refused to either confirm or deny the information.