Difference between revisions of "Tempestas"
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[[File:Tempestas.png|250px|thumb|right|Tempestas: Unrepentant daughter of Mo'll, Goddess of Storms, and Eternal Scourge of Florida.]] | [[File:Tempestas.png|250px|thumb|right|Tempestas: Unrepentant daughter of Mo'll, Goddess of Storms, and Eternal Scourge of Florida.]] | ||
| − | Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of Storms or Sudden Weather. A temple was dedicated on the [[Kaiser's Boulevard]] in [[Shirekeep]] in the year 1641 after Dr. Heath J. Belledin, | + | Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of Storms or Sudden Weather. A temple was dedicated on the [[Kaiser's Boulevard]] in [[Shirekeep]] in the year 1641 after Dr. Heath J. Belledin, then professor of contract law at [[John Metzler III University|Metzler University]], expressed his incredulity at having no god to pray to whilst enduring [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Irma a particularly ferocious hurricane]. |
The construction of the temple was financed by [[Thorgils Tarjeisson]] as part of a tax avoidance scam involving the systematic abuse of the tax deductible allowances provided for charitable and philanthropic endowments as part of the reconstruction of Shirekeep during the reign of [[Kaiser Hjalmar Redquill]]. | The construction of the temple was financed by [[Thorgils Tarjeisson]] as part of a tax avoidance scam involving the systematic abuse of the tax deductible allowances provided for charitable and philanthropic endowments as part of the reconstruction of Shirekeep during the reign of [[Kaiser Hjalmar Redquill]]. | ||
Latest revision as of 06:12, 14 January 2018
Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of Storms or Sudden Weather. A temple was dedicated on the Kaiser's Boulevard in Shirekeep in the year 1641 after Dr. Heath J. Belledin, then professor of contract law at Metzler University, expressed his incredulity at having no god to pray to whilst enduring a particularly ferocious hurricane.
The construction of the temple was financed by Thorgils Tarjeisson as part of a tax avoidance scam involving the systematic abuse of the tax deductible allowances provided for charitable and philanthropic endowments as part of the reconstruction of Shirekeep during the reign of Kaiser Hjalmar Redquill.
Myths
Spurious legends go here.
