2008: A World at War

[Iain Law]

January 1, 2008:The beginning of a new year... a new chapter. Things haven't changed much over the years, but one thing is sure: if there is an end coming, it is getting close. War and Crime are at an all time high, and still rising. If the world doesn't see the coming of more heroes, who knows how bad it could get...Come and Check us out, we're are a new RPG dedicated to making good stories and having lots of fun. You can join as a Cop, a Soldier, a Federal Agent... or as a Crime Lord, a Foreign Terrorist, or even a Corrupt Police Officer. There are no limits, just be prepared for as much excitement as a Play-By-Post RPG can give you.Hop Forward to 2008: A World at War

[Ari Rahikkala]

Thanks for reminding me... I intended to scold a spammer... not you... we don't know if you're a spammer yet... but Engel242... http://www.sovietrevolution.com/...=4745#4745 In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[Ari Rahikkala]

OK... I want to run a little test. Does anybody here know anything about Iain Law? Does anyone have any idea why he decided to post on Shireroth? Has anybody seen him around here after he posted this message? If I asked him a question here, do you think he would answer it here? In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[Gryphon the Pure]

no, no, no, and no.Maybe we should create a new forum for spam... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

No, no, no and no yet again.Indeed, a forum for spam sounds like a good idea. But I thought we had one already... May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Gryphon the Pure]

I think that was what the old ministry of information was for, but nobody used it as such... we didn't get much spam back then either. I guess it makes sense for the off topic to be spam... but that's yardistan, which actually has culture. Maybe I should make the off topic an actual forum, and give a link to yardistan within it rather than just the link to yardistan as the whole forum... Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

[Gryphon Avocatio]

There is an off-topic...it's just harder to get into Gryphon Avocatio - King of the cool Short Sig! - Illuminati You've come to take control You can take my heartbeat But you can't break my soul We all shall be free Illuminati You'll never take control Your new world order Will lead to none at all We all stand before you as one Heaven is for everyone To be free from the dark -Gamma Ray, Induction

[Scott Alexander]

It occurs to me...now that we don't really get into conflicts with other micronations the military's just sitting there doing nothing, right? And idiots spamming us is something we don't like and a violation of our laws and our border security, right? And spammers consistently give us links back to their "home base" forums and really don't know enough about us to be able to get us in trouble if we attacked them (although of course in a nice, nondestructive way, at first) Perhaps someone could create an anti-spam branch of the military that would go to spammers' forums, teach them a lesson, and then demand something or other from them in exchange for our time......or maybe this is one of those ideas I need to wait until morning to think about.

[Zirandorthel]

Good gods, if we thought everything through before we did it, where would we be at??*Deliberates upon nuking 2008, then rethinks, and dispatches the Little Device to them instead*Death by lack of grammar!! ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[Gryphon the Pure]

umm... heil apostrophe? Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

[Ari Rahikkala]

Well, I took on the Engel242 case and I want to take on this one... how about something like this? Quote:You invited us. You came to us and delivered your message, telling us to come to you. And here we are. But before we help you realise your dream, let me ask this question... what have you ever done for us? Have you ever fought by our side against the villainous Thomas Hubert of Many Faces? Were you one of those who made great sacrifices in the Battle of Cimmeria? Have you ever even done so much as given a single contribution to help in the eternal fight against the Plague?No.You have never helped us.You have never cared for us.You are not one of us.I do not know if you have even payed enough attention to know who we are. So let this be your test. Come back to us, care about us... and maybe we will have a reason to care about you.Personally, I find it rather unlikely that you will be able to convince any of us anymore.And BTW, it's spelled "Discussion", not "Discusion". In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[Mari Greenwood]

Interesting. I wonder why they picked the year 2008? "May The Hasha Be With You!"

[Emir of Raspur]

They are evil. They must die.KILL'EM ALL!!

[Ari Rahikkala]

There. In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[UEC]

Having Fun Ari?And I like Scott's idea... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Ari Rahikkala]

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[UEC]

Little Device? E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Ari Rahikkala]

*Peter* Little... In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to a Finn.

[UEC]

*Is still confused* I kinda get it.. but not really.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Zirandorthel]

Haha, you dontn' no who Peter Little am? King of the one-liners, the guy who used to answer everything with "Yes" or "I agree to the above", except not with such good spelling. I believe he was the inspiration of some textual initiatives in Baracao. ZirandorthelThe Golden Darkness"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to talk to God."-Stephen Braveheart Proud Citizen of Pyramodia

[UEC]

I know who Peter Little was.. I got a nation from him..hehe but now what the "Little Device" is... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Harvey the Blue]

Quote:Perhaps someone could create an anti-spam branch of the military that would go to spammers' forums, teach them a lesson, and then demand something or other from them in exchange for our time...Scott, one word: ACOLAnyway, despite the similarities to the disaserous ACOL invasion project, it sounds like fun. They want a world at war? We can bring the war to their doorstep. Or something like that.Hey, I have to earn my stars as a general somehow. Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial StarEdited by: Harvey the Blue  at: 8/7/03 12:58 am

[david northworthy beckfor]

look in the Skyline carton archieves....it has a saint (zorg? zorb? zorba?..whatever) cartoon with it inhttp://www.geocities.com/apollos...toon35.GIF David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

[UEC]

Oh.. I was right..hehe. but I thought that that cartoon was Really old... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[david northworthy beckfor]

it probably isway before my time. David I Eric Vivian Northorthy Beckford KGCS KL OHDafitt Erick Wiffjan Nurtbefoon Bergsdrumfort"It's a dull man who can only find one way to spell a word"(Mark Twain)

[UEC]

WEll than... I should go play with it. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Philip Locke]

One among us may soon be given the prestigious Peter Little Award for Micronational Literature. All will rejoice and feast on strawberry cake. *sniff*I miss that little guy. Maybee isometday he;ll com back to micro nations, heh? Locke.

[Harvey the Blue]

I hope not. As much fun as it was to make fun of a spelling, he was always a jerk to me for no apparent reason. Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Philip Locke]

He was a jerk to pretty much everyone except some Free Republicans and Earl. Locke.

[Scott Alexander]

Little?? I don't remember that. I thought he was nice if naive. Since everything is but an apparition, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter. - Longchenpa