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Bringing to Order

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Ironic title for a ducal decree in Yardistan... :D
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DUCAL DECREE #1
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan, do declare the following:

First that our trustee Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Baron of Absentia if he should take the honor to replace myself, the Duke of Yardistan;
Second that, having looked at the map of Shireroth it has been made clear to me that there should exist a County named the County of Western Absentia, there shall now be a County of Western Absentia located within the Barony of Absentia, and Prodigy Almighty shall be its Count (if he took the honor of Baron of Absentia);
Third that our trustee Jess von Amokolia is hereby named... Baron of the Holy Lands of Shireroth to replace the Most Lovable and Huggable but Unfortunately Absent Greg "Gman" Russell (though if he can come up with a more fitting title I'll be happy to grant it my seal of approval).
Fourth that our trustee the Baron Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Steward, 2-i-C, Vice Duke etc. (the only stipulation is he must come up with his own nice-sounding title).

Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern
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Um... can I at least keep Amstead? :D That fortress of mine rocks.

But certainly, I would be honored by this appointment. Hell, the city named after me (Serovopolis) is there, so I might as well. I'll probably make that my main place of residence... May I just ask what exactly my new duty as "Vice Duke" entails so I may come up with a suitably nice-sounding title? :)
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Basically if I die or go on extended leave you're Duke in my absence, and if I'm lazy I can get you to post in the Landsraad on my behalf. Like Steward and Emissary.

If you want to *move* Amstead, it can be arranged (airships etc.), or you could just claim ownership so if another Count comes along they can make their own new fortress, but Amstead would remain, and as your personal property (subject to the ruling Count's approval of course).
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:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
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Oh, okay.... so then, I'll think up a nice title... give me some time, I'll get back to you...

I think I'll just move Amstead to Serovopolis. It's a bit of a move, but I can pull it off with my resources. :D
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I can always help you with that, Prodigy ...
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I think benkern should remain as Duke. Is there a stray barony or county the nobody wants?
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If you want the title of Duke Yardistan you can have it back, haven't really had time to make a proper ass print on this throne yet. :kaiser

But if a Barony or County will do you, there's a bunch of Counties in the Holy Lands. If your heart is set on a Barony I'm not opposed to incorporating Lac Glacei fully into Yardistan with you as Baron (H4773r will of course remain Sheriff ;)).
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That or kick Jess out and make him a Count again... :D Of course, that's just me being mean again... :evil
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No, that's you being honest. There's a difference ;)
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Nah, thats a cool title. Start using even when i'm here. :document
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I would accept Florencia, except my ex-wife's name was Florence (gag).

I think Yardisatan County should be Nick's in perpetuity, and by admined by the Duke.

I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.

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Jacobus Loki wrote:\I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.
This is true. Problem with Shireroth - we're all so nifty we deserve to move up, but that leaves no one at the bottom. :)

It really makes little difference to me, if I could I'd have you as a Baron but we don't have enough Counts so...
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DUCAL DECREE #2
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan and Anarch of Yardistan, do declare the following:

First that our trustee and the former Duke Yardistan Jacobus is hereby named Count Florencia UNLESS he opposes on understandable grounds.
Second that in the case in which Count Jacobus opposes his appointment to Florencia he is given permission to rename said County.
Third that if Count Jacobus does not wish to rename the County he has been assigned he is hereby named Count Yardistan until such a time as Nick the Yardistani returns, at which point this issue shall be reconsidered.

Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern, Anarch of Yardistan
INSANIA VULT
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Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent

It takes moo to mango!
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I oppose this based on its anti-Shirerothian nature, in fact, I oppose you!!!!!!!!!
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Begone foul demon of switching day! :whip
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:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent

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MILORD THE SHAH NA NA IS COME
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ALSO: CRUISE CONTROL IN THIS THREAD IS GOGOGO
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Yes!

We're going to go where Ardy won't go where there ain't no snow and the whipowill sings in the Big Rock Candy Mountain!

ANARCHY IS BACK! LONG LIVE WHOEVER!

LET'S REBEL AGAINST EVEYTHING, IT'S 1968 AGAIN!
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I teneatively agree with everyone. Does anyone have any medicine for my daragonishlike-being friend?

And I'd like to move my Grand-Barony to the Duchy of Babalooey.
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The ....ah.... FEDERATION council has never made ......policy on that question.....
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Quack Quack!
Be Bo Pa Doop!
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Hhhmmmm, roast duck.........
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YES! My Ponies will supportzor you, Mr Shah! Down with everything!
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Poo...
Be Bo Pa Doop!
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Mrs. Sh033r is goint o love the ponies. Time to test thre colour printer.
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It works!

Admiral, there be ponies here!
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Very well, Mr. Shoe, set course for the Horsehead Nebula, Warp Factor 6!
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Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?
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Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?
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