Prodigy, if you don't wanna leave your homeland in the Holy Lands, I would understand.===============
DUCAL DECREE #1
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan, do declare the following:
First that our trustee Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Baron of Absentia if he should take the honor to replace myself, the Duke of Yardistan;
Second that, having looked at the map of Shireroth it has been made clear to me that there should exist a County named the County of Western Absentia, there shall now be a County of Western Absentia located within the Barony of Absentia, and Prodigy Almighty shall be its Count (if he took the honor of Baron of Absentia);
Third that our trustee Jess von Amokolia is hereby named... Baron of the Holy Lands of Shireroth to replace the Most Lovable and Huggable but Unfortunately Absent Greg "Gman" Russell (though if he can come up with a more fitting title I'll be happy to grant it my seal of approval).
Fourth that our trustee the Baron Prodigy Almighty is hereby named Steward, 2-i-C, Vice Duke etc. (the only stipulation is he must come up with his own nice-sounding title).
Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern
INSANIA VULT
Bringing to Order
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Bringing to Order
Ironic title for a ducal decree in Yardistan...
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Prodigy Almighty
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Re: Bringing to Order
Um... can I at least keep Amstead?
That fortress of mine rocks.
But certainly, I would be honored by this appointment. Hell, the city named after me (Serovopolis) is there, so I might as well. I'll probably make that my main place of residence... May I just ask what exactly my new duty as "Vice Duke" entails so I may come up with a suitably nice-sounding title?
But certainly, I would be honored by this appointment. Hell, the city named after me (Serovopolis) is there, so I might as well. I'll probably make that my main place of residence... May I just ask what exactly my new duty as "Vice Duke" entails so I may come up with a suitably nice-sounding title?
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
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Re: Bringing to Order
Basically if I die or go on extended leave you're Duke in my absence, and if I'm lazy I can get you to post in the Landsraad on my behalf. Like Steward and Emissary.
If you want to *move* Amstead, it can be arranged (airships etc.), or you could just claim ownership so if another Count comes along they can make their own new fortress, but Amstead would remain, and as your personal property (subject to the ruling Count's approval of course).
If you want to *move* Amstead, it can be arranged (airships etc.), or you could just claim ownership so if another Count comes along they can make their own new fortress, but Amstead would remain, and as your personal property (subject to the ruling Count's approval of course).
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Prodigy Almighty
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Re: Bringing to Order
Oh, okay.... so then, I'll think up a nice title... give me some time, I'll get back to you...
I think I'll just move Amstead to Serovopolis. It's a bit of a move, but I can pull it off with my resources.
I think I'll just move Amstead to Serovopolis. It's a bit of a move, but I can pull it off with my resources.
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
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Re: Bringing to Order
I can always help you with that, Prodigy ...
The character Andreas the Wise is on indefinite leave.
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
However, this account still manages:
Cla'Udi - Count of Melangia
Manuel - CEO of VBNC. For all you'll ever need.
Vincent Waldgrave - Lord General of Gralus
Q - Director of SAMIN
Duke Mel'Kat - Air Pirate, Melangian, and Duke of the Flying Duchy of Glanurchy
And references may be made to Vur'Alm Xei'Bôn (a Nelagan Micron of undisclosed purpose).
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Re: Bringing to Order
I think benkern should remain as Duke. Is there a stray barony or county the nobody wants?
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Re: Bringing to Order
If you want the title of Duke Yardistan you can have it back, haven't really had time to make a proper ass print on this throne yet.
But if a Barony or County will do you, there's a bunch of Counties in the Holy Lands. If your heart is set on a Barony I'm not opposed to incorporating Lac Glacei fully into Yardistan with you as Baron (H4773r will of course remain Sheriff
).
But if a Barony or County will do you, there's a bunch of Counties in the Holy Lands. If your heart is set on a Barony I'm not opposed to incorporating Lac Glacei fully into Yardistan with you as Baron (H4773r will of course remain Sheriff
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Prodigy Almighty
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Re: Bringing to Order
That or kick Jess out and make him a Count again...
Of course, that's just me being mean again... 
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
Executor of Chelkran Kesh
King of Kagan conToketi
Baron of Absentia, Yardistan
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Re: Bringing to Order
No, that's you being honest. There's a difference 
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Re: Bringing to Order
Nah, thats a cool title. Start using even when i'm here. 
What follows has lead me to this place where I belong, with all erased.
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Re: Bringing to Order
I would accept Florencia, except my ex-wife's name was Florence (gag).
I think Yardisatan County should be Nick's in perpetuity, and by admined by the Duke.
I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.
Jacobus
He of no signature
I think Yardisatan County should be Nick's in perpetuity, and by admined by the Duke.
I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.
Jacobus
He of no signature
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Re: Bringing to Order
This is true. Problem with Shireroth - we're all so nifty we deserve to move up, but that leaves no one at the bottom.Jacobus Loki wrote:\I'll acept whatever Your Grace thinks is fit. Jess and Prodigy deserve to move up.
It really makes little difference to me, if I could I'd have you as a Baron but we don't have enough Counts so...
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DUCAL DECREE #2
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I, Duke Benkern of Yardistan and Anarch of Yardistan, do declare the following:
First that our trustee and the former Duke Yardistan Jacobus is hereby named Count Florencia UNLESS he opposes on understandable grounds.
Second that in the case in which Count Jacobus opposes his appointment to Florencia he is given permission to rename said County.
Third that if Count Jacobus does not wish to rename the County he has been assigned he is hereby named Count Yardistan until such a time as Nick the Yardistani returns, at which point this issue shall be reconsidered.
Be it so enacted!
Signed & Sealed by Dolphin-Duke Benkern, Anarch of Yardistan
INSANIA VULT
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Re: Bringing to Order
I oppose this based on its anti-Shirerothian nature, in fact, I oppose you!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bringing to Order
Begone foul demon of switching day! 
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
Re: Bringing to Order
MILORD THE SHAH NA NA IS COME
(Flying beast turns bright pink and vomits again)
(Flying beast turns bright pink and vomits again)
Grand-Baron of Vorvadoo
Within Duchy of Confusion
Count of Upper US
Sheriff of Andi and Maiberrie
"Annoyed" of Marmaduke and High Priest of B00H00/\/\ism
JACK and F.U.D.D. in I.D.O.N.T.K.N.O.W.W.H.E.R.E.
Within Duchy of Confusion
Count of Upper US
Sheriff of Andi and Maiberrie
"Annoyed" of Marmaduke and High Priest of B00H00/\/\ism
JACK and F.U.D.D. in I.D.O.N.T.K.N.O.W.W.H.E.R.E.
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Re: Bringing to Order
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Re: Bringing to Order
ALSO: CRUISE CONTROL IN THIS THREAD IS GOGOGO
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Re: Bringing to Order
Yes!
We're going to go where Ardy won't go where there ain't no snow and the whipowill sings in the Big Rock Candy Mountain!
ANARCHY IS BACK! LONG LIVE WHOEVER!
LET'S REBEL AGAINST EVEYTHING, IT'S 1968 AGAIN!
We're going to go where Ardy won't go where there ain't no snow and the whipowill sings in the Big Rock Candy Mountain!
ANARCHY IS BACK! LONG LIVE WHOEVER!
LET'S REBEL AGAINST EVEYTHING, IT'S 1968 AGAIN!
Re: Bringing to Order
I teneatively agree with everyone. Does anyone have any medicine for my daragonishlike-being friend?
And I'd like to move my Grand-Barony to the Duchy of Babalooey.
And I'd like to move my Grand-Barony to the Duchy of Babalooey.
Grand-Baron of Vorvadoo
Within Duchy of Confusion
Count of Upper US
Sheriff of Andi and Maiberrie
"Annoyed" of Marmaduke and High Priest of B00H00/\/\ism
JACK and F.U.D.D. in I.D.O.N.T.K.N.O.W.W.H.E.R.E.
Within Duchy of Confusion
Count of Upper US
Sheriff of Andi and Maiberrie
"Annoyed" of Marmaduke and High Priest of B00H00/\/\ism
JACK and F.U.D.D. in I.D.O.N.T.K.N.O.W.W.H.E.R.E.
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Re: Bringing to Order
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Admiral Quirk
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Re: Bringing to Order
The ....ah.... FEDERATION council has never made ......policy on that question.....
Re: Bringing to Order
Hhhmmmm, roast duck.........
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Monsignor Ponyberg
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Re: Bringing to Order
YES! My Ponies will supportzor you, Mr Shah! Down with everything!
Monsignor Ponyberg!

My Pony Warriors will make you all puke!

My Pony Warriors will make you all puke!
Re: Bringing to Order
Mrs. Sh033r is goint o love the ponies. Time to test thre colour printer.
Re: Bringing to Order
It works!
Admiral, there be ponies here!
Admiral, there be ponies here!
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Admiral Quirk
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Re: Bringing to Order
Very well, Mr. Shoe, set course for the Horsehead Nebula, Warp Factor 6!
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Quirk,
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Commanding Improvise
Re: Bringing to Order
Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?
Re: Bringing to Order
Don't you mean Warp Factor 6?
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