Read the Grand Muster - see where the barracks are on the map and use your noggin you great tit
Now, if I hadn't read the Grand Muster I wouldn't have known what road I was attacking from, nor would I know of the existence of the flak towers. Whether I choose to attack the barracks or not is, quite frankly, my perogative, you
great tit 
As for the matter of a river crossing, I kind of assumed that if one is to construct a large city such as Ardashirshah in such close proximity to a river, as well as maintain a dam and your much-loved flooded national park, there must be a bridge across the river. Before you attack me (as is, of course, quite inevitable) on the fact that I'm merely assuming the presence of a bridge, you should remember that assumption is part of the game in micronationalism- that is, unless someone actually draws diagrams of every square centimetre of their territory, which nobody will have the time nor patience to bother doing.
Missile or cossack which is going to reach its target first. Crestfallen by that reckoning is toast
I don't believe that matter was in dispute. Admittedly, I feel the Cossacks should have attacked Ardashirshah later- apologies for any
inconveniences caused- but if I believed the cossacks had reached Ardashirshah before your rockets reached Crestfallen, I wouldn't have posted the situation in Crestfallen regarding the rocket attack some five or six posts ago. So no, I didn't ignore that, Crestfallen has been as ravaged as you need to satisfy your pseudo-Babkhan image as Khan of Lesser Zjandaria, so good for you.
and being conceited enough to expect no difficulties in traversing the countryside nor opposition on arrival
Of course I anticipated opposition upon arrival. Indeed, if I had not, there would have been no acknowledgement of your Flak Towers, nor would I have posted my actions against them. Please remember, my Cossacks (should you choose to accept their existence in Ardashirshah in a day or two) haven't even reached the city itself yet. As far as my post implies, they're still next to the flak towers, waiting to commence their orders.
Some of us poor bastards have to go to work and can't be on hand to give instant rebuttals to your random lunges around the map
Tell me about it- I had the same problem in many RecWars with finding the time to bother to post- I gave up halfway through one of them, as a matter of fact. The only reason why I've been posting as often as I have been with regards to the war was that the height of the war was during the New Year/Christmas period.
Not to start a flame topic Ardy, but in the last few days, you have posted a map of your capital city, several highly complex diagrams of the Elwynnbrigaden and Zjandarian Armed Forces, numerous decrees relating to the running of your county in great detail, so quite frankly if you can do those, I don't see why you can't keep consistent activity in a RecWar occurring at exactly the same time as these images and development of your county were posted. You more than anyone should know that RecWar posts need only be a few sentences long, as opposed to an entire novella romantically describing the plight of the Shirereithan citizenry. If you want, I'll just post my movements with no-frills simple sentences. Why don't we all do that?
You had your little strop the other day when you couldn't tell the difference between a moved post and a deleted one and now I will have mine since you have forgotten that it is fundamental to give your opponent a chance to respond before following through on an initiated action
The whole of the cossack attack was in one post. There was no 'following through' of a completed action to be spoken of- do as you wish to the attacking forces, or I'll magic them back to Modan-Lach if you so desire. Your wish is my command. After all, that is the only way one can win a RecWar, am I right?
We didn't agree on a set time (for example, during 24 hours) in which someone had to post for any attack to be told to have succeeded. If we did set one, people would complain saying it was too short a time. If we don't, those of us with enough time on our hands get complaints from those who don't, such as yourself in this instance. This is truly a no-win situation.
As for the git with the 'giant robot' Transformer rip offs - don't get me started
Heyhey- this is fantasy. Woodrow's giant superweapon didn't exactly cause you much grief on the subject of realism during the Circum-Reynor War, so I really don't think you have much grounds for complaint against 'this git'.
Your Niftiness. You will be transported back to Alexandretta with five crates of yo-yos as compensation for any trouble we may have caused you.
Hadjimehmetov- he of the imaginary cossacks
