Uprising!

[Emir of Raspur]

Behold our Siege-Train advancing through the Duchy of Elwynn you infidels and despair! At is head is nothing less than the Juggernaught of Zahadum! At the heart of this mile-long armoured leviathan of iron and steel lie harnessed the concentric orbs of Zurvan’s Will and they are finely balanced against the Philosophers Stone of Alp Arslan to drive this monster, shield it from all harm and fuel the fire in its belly! When activated the Juggernaught, this the supreme relic of our greatest god Zurvan from whom Ahriman the Tudeh himself recoils in terror, crushes shreds and burns its path through all terrains leaving only charred earth. For the moment it is only clearing the land for the laying of track on which the Siege-Train behind it shall run, it is not until it reaches Goldshire that its true terror will be unleashed on enemies of the Kaiseress. And what delights in terror our Siege-Train alone holds for the unwise rebels! 670 artillery pieces altogether! There is the 80-cm calibre monster gun – the Wrath of Kapav, quite simply the largest cannon ever assembled on Micras or Nova Terra it weighs over 1350 tonnes, with a barrel length of nearly 29 metres. It has a range of 47 kilometres and it is crewed by two thousand Razjanian fanatic-engineers specially trained to show no regard for their own lives when firing 7100kg bunker busting rounds; their excessive weight allows them to borough deep into the ground and their fissile cores unleashes a cataclysmic chain-reaction enough to rent the earth asunder. Guarding the Siege-Train are the Anausha Division and the Ushabari Division. Armoured, mechanised and fully modernised these forces comprise the Imperial Guard Regiments and the Dromedary Regiments all consisting of Warrior Armoured Fighting Vehicles, Challenger II and M1 Abrams Main Battle Tanks covered by a formidable air-defence umbrella of 3,000 Stinger wielding Mujahedin, 500 SA-2 SAM’s, 4 batteries of Patriot, 14 Crotale batteries, 1,600 Air-defence guns including 120 ZSU 23/4 and 350 57mm guns. Above them all comes the black swarms of Apache and Hind helicopter gunships.All this and the Grand Commander himself is now moving on Goldshire.

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*walks up to Jadie determinently and nods to her*Lady Steffke, I shall join my men in battle, I cannot stay a second longer within these four walls... It is not a Kaiseress' place to sit in safety while her people are dying... Ta'el! *a man walks up to her* Get Unicorn brushed, and get the lions ready.*Aurefiction salutes to Jadie jokingly and walks out**A few minutes later Aurefiction is seen walking out of the castle. Ta'el awaits her with a beautiful white steed. Aure waves at Ta'el dissmissingly and saddles Unicorn. She snaps her fingers at the cage of 6 lions which is standing near the castle wall. The cage floats up. **Aure strokes Unicorn and heads off towards the front-line (/occ wherever that is), with her cage of lions floating behind her* May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[Jadie Steffke]

*salutes to Aurefiction and yells at her*May the Hasha be with you!!!!*goes back to defending and curing the wounded* Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[Rakesh86]

"Sartip! The short-range missile batteries are online and we await your order!"Rakesh smiled, it was time for fire to fall from the sky. "Fire"The Missile batteries on mobile platform collectively started to release their SCUD missiles. Their target? Infidel bases in occupied Goldshire. Rakesh turned to his Missile Commander, "Sarhang-dovum, bring the rest of missile batteries online. Tell Sotvam Khomeni to prepare for an artillery bombardment. The infidels won't know what him them."

[Emir of Raspur]

Two banner flights of the Babkhan Apache swarm, numbering one hundred attack helicopters, peeled away from their sentry duty over the Siege-Train and leaving the destructive wake of the Juggernaught behind them they set forth to scout the path that the main force of the Imperial Bástán Army would take to Goldshire. The Shirerothian capital Shirekeep laid on the straightest path that the Juggernaught could take from Hessen to Goldshire Hamlet and obviously it could not be driven through such a populated and sensitive area. No the apaches would have to scout and where possible neutralise the enemy and find a way round.Who was the enemy? That was the problem with civil wars friends and enemies all looked the bloody same. The advantage of the Mango-Camel Pact was that friend or foe recognition devices had been issued to help Babkhan forces identify friendlies. The only problem was that there was no guarantee that the friendlies had received the device, a small transmitter broadcasting an ID code, at all. But as the Grand Commander had said to the assembled crews on the Juggernaught’s flight deck ‘don’t make a target of yourself by trying to identify the loyalties of any force you encounter, if they’re clearly hostile take them out, if they’re friendly leave them be, if you can’t identify them radio in their position and skirt around we will run this Juggernaught of ours over them if they haven’t had the sense to get out of the way…’

[UEC]

*tonerman watches from a ridge*They got bigger guns than me.. *looks at his RPG Launcher*I should fix that.... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Emir of Raspur]

Babkhan attack helicopters report back the sighting of a lone individual standing on a far ridge. With no trace of the friend or foe recognition signal two apaches break of from the main formation to investigate... or engage with their hellfire missiles...

[UEC]

*Tonerman sees the Helicopters coming toward him, not liking the look of them he decides to activate his now fully functional PCD(Personal Cloaking Device), given to him by the Tecnomaezji.**under the cover of invisibilty Tonerman steals down from the ridge he was looking out from and makes his way to Goldshire Palace to report.* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Rakesh86]

Sartip Rakesh Maziar Ackbar of the Imperial Babkhan Army stepped out of his command vehicle. The infidels were relentless in their onslaught, and the defensive positions of forces of Shireroth were weakening. The Babkhans had arrived just in time. As he had commanded, Babkhan Artillery had formed up pending a massive saturation attack. Many Paladin Self Propelled Howitzers (155 mm) along with Self Propelled Multiple Launch Rocket Systems formed the bulk of the said artillery. Cruise missiles and SRBM had also been readied for the assault. Two mechanized brigades would advance after the initial bombardment. The infidels won't know what him them. "On my mark, fire all guns!"Rakesh looked up for Heavenly guidance. He said a silent prayer to the Lord and lifts his great Sword of Babak. With one 'whoosh' he screams "FIRE" All hell breaks loose

[UEC]

*Tonerman watches the missles fly off*Well.. that's no fun.. Big missles.. Big bombs...Don't even see your enemy face to face in combat. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Emir of Raspur]

The two flight banners of apaches approach Shirekeep like a locust swarm. Their survey has already provided the Juggernaught with its route around the city, now they begin a reconaissance to discover what has occured inside the captial city which has been cut of from all communication with the outside world. Cautiously the swarm approach, conducting radar sweeps and infra-red scans.

[UEC]

OOC: Yardistan completely left the war, so the City is proly deserted, except for locals... E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.

[Emir of Raspur]

OOC: What an anti-climaxThe apaches complete their overflight. Nothing to report except some waving civilians and rioting mobs. The two flight banners continue their progress towards Goldshire Hamlet.

[Harvey the Blue]

*gestures to battle maps* Yardistan was not the only army in Goldshire... the main force of the Golden Hoard was on approach but has been camped out for a few days. Harvey SteffkeJadie's Lesser HalfSaves the worldProud bearer of the Shirerothian Silver Sword Award and Imperial Star

[Rakesh86]

OOC: I believe since I am already at Goldshire Hamlet, I am fighting the Golden Horde and its heathen allies.

[Emir of Raspur]

On with the war!!

[Jadie Steffke]

OOC: The war ended?? *laughs* Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[Solitary Poet 8]

OOC: It got put on hold while Paraxylsis is away, thus preventing his side from acting. We've just continued to be busy in this war thanks to Yardistan. Funny how things happen, ne? ~The Solitary Poet of Delvenus

[Ryan]

From the top of Mt. Balor the Cimmerians rain frozen trout down upon the enemy!FEEL THY WRATH!!!

[Gryphon the Pure]

umm... thy means 'your'... I don't think they're feeling their own wrath by you throwing frozen fish on them...... but, on that same note *eats a couple of the frozen fish falling from the sky* *breathes on the enemy*Feel the wrath of cimmerrian frozen food!!!*a circle of dead bodies forms around gryphon*hmm... *flies off for some mouthwash* Raised by a family of Griffins in the forests of Llanowar, this young mage is rumored to be the sole male born of the Serra tribe.

[Tempus the Living wargod]

*as the armies begin to surrond goldshire (or have they already? ive been distracted) the ground shakes and cracks and tempus appears crawling out, his body smoking*ugg...last time i ride lava flow....ouch.....*summonds sword**holds it above his head and chants**slams it into the ground causeing a minor eathquake knocking people from their feet**gets up and dives into the fray*FOR TEMPUS!! FOR HASHA!!!!! FOR QUIXY!!!!!!!! *slams waves of force around with every swing*MORS! MORS TAKE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!1

[Stone Jackabar]

*stone appears in front of the yac forces in full military uniform, whats important about that, is that stone is the designated head of YAC...(i got this a loooooong time ago, after the founder left.) all the YAC see it and are confused*i am very VERY disapointed in you all.......*slowly walks foreward*but as the YAC head, im sending you back into battle......on the other side this time......go annex the forces of the golden horde......*they don't move......stone removes sunglasses* NOW!!!!!!!!!1*scared they all take off running away**stone teleports to the place where paraxsyis's army is, and stands ready with war staff* YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Gman Russell]

(ooc: this is a bit late but I don't think anyone will mind/care *laughs*)*As he looked upward, the whole army had vanished.*what the...?*he sighed then screamed loudly in frustration*UUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!I never have the right luck..*he put his twin pistols back into their holsters and, while extremely annoyed, kept on walking, hoping to find a vehicle of some sort*If I'd have known they could teleport large numbers like that I would have brought a 'cycle!

[Yardistani Annexation Cor]

*The YAC wakes up, annexes Stone, than goes back to sleep*(OOC: Nick didn't found the YAC) Submit to the Y.A.C.!

[Stone Jackabar]

(either way, i am the designated leader, and i have also already been annexed, so blah :P) YAY!!! we're doooomed!!!!!!

[Ryan]

On the western shores of Automatica..."Get that ship unloaded! I want this island occupied by 0800 hours! Do you hear you pack of useless scumbags? Move it!" commanders bellowed orders as amphibious transports landed in a hardly peaceable manner on the shores of Lesser Automatica. Metal doors swung open as Cimmerian infantry marched out onto the rural lands of lands formerly of the notorius JDS. Old Djugagrad, now nothing more than a village, lay inland about thrity some miles from where they had landed.Regional Commander Fenris Khan looked out over the boreal landscape of Automatica. Once a superpower that rivaled ancient Audentior, it was now reduced to a few small villages; JDS City, Djugagrad, Destrykar, Irvine and other once-famous cities now crumbling as people make meager livings off selling fish. The land had deteriorated from being a pinnacle of socialism like Moscow, to the dregs of economic depression like Irkutsk. "I want a base set up within a day." ordered Khan to a nearby subordinate "I want satcom hooked up, direct connection to Wolfraven, and I want tesla fences set up in a perimeter for three miles around this encampment. Get those Rhino tanks unloaded and set up three infantry units to do patrols around the clock." The subordinate saluted and ran off to carry out his orders.The occupation of Automatica had begun.

[Jadie Steffke]

*gets a report of the invasion of Automatica*What the heck?? What is the point of this?? Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[Emir of Raspur]

Babkhan airsupport elements are being withdrawn from the Shirerothian theatre to be redeployed in Koroch to combat the evil Treesians.

[Jadie Steffke]

Thank you Babkha for you help....well it looks like it is left up to me!*gets a couple swords and some firearms*I am not going to let anyone take over my rolling hills!!*eyes flash red* Harvey's Elf-Cat Girl"May the hasha be with you"

[UEC]

*Tonerman walks up to Jadie and gives her a personalized BAR* E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.