To Bribe the Absentians

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:07 pm

Hey Absentians.

Now that the HLoS got some land, we need a count or two to help us not keep control of it, anyone willing to come join us?

P.S. You get a medal too.

Gilrean Treebane · Post by **Gilrean Treebane** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:19 pm

I'm comfortable where I am but thanks for offering

b3n|<3r|\| · Post by **b3n|<3r|\|** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:20 pm

Ah yes, but you are a Countess... to those who are without nobility titles: immigrate to the Holy Lands if you value power over friendship!

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:22 pm

Or value Mangos...lots and lots of mangos

b3n|<3r|\| · Post by **b3n|<3r|\|** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:23 pm

Mangoes beyond Number!

Hey, that's a good idea for a Baronial motto... write that one down, Jess...

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:33 pm

The Barony of Mango?

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:39 pm

*Writes that down on the short list for names for new barony*

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:45 pm

I didn't know you were getting a new barony...

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:54 pm

Looks like it. It's in the thread with the Musica-to-Brookshire thingy. We'll see what happens.

b3n|<3r|\| · Post by **b3n|<3r|\|** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:00 pm

Yeap. A Brookshirean Barony with a Yardistani Baron. Good stuff, right Jess?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:02 pm

apparently so

b3n|<3r|\| · Post by **b3n|<3r|\|** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:03 pm

Hey, you approved it! I'm just going along with it! And opposing at the points where it is most awkward.

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:36 pm

I will always be a Yardistani at heart.

b3n|<3r|\| · Post by **b3n|<3r|\|** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:39 pm

That's good to hear! You'll probably lose your legal right to rebel, but Yardistan will support any rebellion you instigate and defend you from any consequences thereafter!

Malliki · Post by **Malliki** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:44 pm

Good to hear.

I will also keep a couple of

to look at and pet and stuff. Maybe ride. Like Zorro! On a MOOSE! THE COOLEST EVER! I WILL RULE THESE LANDS, WITH MY TRUSTY MOOSE BY MY SIDE! Or something.

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:49 pm

One probtlem, Mike. The moose is protected from pestering and molestatiom, No riding our blue moose.

Oroigawa Koreyasu · Post by **Oroigawa Koreyasu** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:51 pm

What if the moose is willing? Is it really pestering or molestation?

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:56 pm

I don't think anyone ever contemplated that eventuality. Good question.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:26 pm

If the moose files an affidavit in triplicate,and the moose rider takes a course in moose appreciation,,,,,,,,

BTW, I am a loyal follower of Baron Jess. Which may be what scares away immigrants..........

Post by **Jonas** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:19 pm

Wait a minute... if I'm a loyal follower of Jacobus. And Jacobus is a loyal follower of Jess...
Then I'm a loyal follower of Jess too!

JESS FOR KAISER!!

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:39 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

... er, I should say "No! Not YET!"... >.>

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:57 pm

Kaiser Pen......, er Mortisberg!

hypatias mom · Post by **hypatias mom** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:35 am

Let's give him a couple of years to finish maturing before we let him rule over Shireroth. I think he mighyt make a good Kaiser everntually, but not at 12.

Post by **Jonas** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:37 am

And me? Can I become Kaiser?

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:52 pm

Prodigy can create a Kaiser Jonas-Jess Cyborg.

I'll donate the duct tape.

Prodigy Almighty · Post by **Prodigy Almighty** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 4:51 pm

I could, but I'd be more likely to create a Kaiser Almighty I cyborg first.

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:15 am

Can you be bribed?

Oroigawa Koreyasu · Post by **Oroigawa Koreyasu** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:30 am

Do you have any money left?

Post by **Jacobus Loki** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:55 pm

Yep. (Jingles pouch) not too much longer at this rate....

Shireroth

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