To Bribe the Absentians
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To Bribe the Absentians
Hey Absentians.
Now that the HLoS got some land, we need a count or two to help us not keep control of it, anyone willing to come join us?
P.S. You get a medal too.
Now that the HLoS got some land, we need a count or two to help us not keep control of it, anyone willing to come join us?
P.S. You get a medal too.
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I'm comfortable where I am but thanks for offering
"I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses"
Lady Gilrean Treebane
Countess of Eastern Absentia
And what I am needs no excuses"
Lady Gilrean Treebane
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Ah yes, but you are a Countess... to those who are without nobility titles: immigrate to the Holy Lands if you value power over friendship!
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Or value Mangos...lots and lots of mangos
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Mangoes beyond Number!
Hey, that's a good idea for a Baronial motto... write that one down, Jess...
Hey, that's a good idea for a Baronial motto... write that one down, Jess...
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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The Barony of Mango?
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*Writes that down on the short list for names for new barony*
His Grace the Lord Brookshire, LK GMNS
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Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
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I didn't know you were getting a new barony...
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Looks like it. It's in the thread with the Musica-to-Brookshire thingy. We'll see what happens.
His Grace the Lord Brookshire, LK GMNS
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Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
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Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
Fan of SOAD
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Yeap. A Brookshirean Barony with a Yardistani Baron. Good stuff, right Jess?
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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apparently so
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Hey, you approved it! I'm just going along with it! And opposing at the points where it is most awkward.
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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I will always be a Yardistani at heart.
His Grace the Lord Brookshire, LK GMNS
Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
Fan of SOAD
Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
Fan of SOAD
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That's good to hear! You'll probably lose your legal right to rebel, but Yardistan will support any rebellion you instigate and defend you from any consequences thereafter!
Vilhelm von Benkern - The Dolphin-...Count
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
:: Formerly just "benkern"
:: Rook Sentry of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
:: Count of Mar Sara IIRC
:: Former Baron of Absentia AFAIK, before that Baron of Vorpmadal TBH; also Former Duke of Yardistan IMHO
:: Dux Emeritus of the Order of Mischievous Intent
It takes moo to mango!
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Good to hear. I will also keep a couple of to look at and pet and stuff. Maybe ride. Like Zorro! On a MOOSE! THE COOLEST EVER! I WILL RULE THESE LANDS, WITH MY TRUSTY MOOSE BY MY SIDE! Or something.
His Grace the Lord Brookshire, LK GMNS
Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
Fan of SOAD
Arbiter, Imperial Judex
Duke of Brookshire, Baron of Lakhesis
Knight of the Dragon
Fan of SOAD
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One probtlem, Mike. The moose is protected from pestering and molestatiom, No riding our blue moose.
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What if the moose is willing? Is it really pestering or molestation?
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Count of Asantelian, Brookshire
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I don't think anyone ever contemplated that eventuality. Good question.
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If the moose files an affidavit in triplicate,and the moose rider takes a course in moose appreciation,,,,,,,,
BTW, I am a loyal follower of Baron Jess. Which may be what scares away immigrants..........
BTW, I am a loyal follower of Baron Jess. Which may be what scares away immigrants..........
Jacobus Loki
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Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Wait a minute... if I'm a loyal follower of Jacobus. And Jacobus is a loyal follower of Jess...
Then I'm a loyal follower of Jess too!
JESS FOR KAISER!!
Then I'm a loyal follower of Jess too!
JESS FOR KAISER!!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
... er, I should say "No! Not YET!"... >.>
... er, I should say "No! Not YET!"... >.>
Boris Ivanovich Serov ronToketi VI
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Kaiser Pen......, er Mortisberg!
Jacobus Loki
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Let's give him a couple of years to finish maturing before we let him rule over Shireroth. I think he mighyt make a good Kaiser everntually, but not at 12.
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And me? Can I become Kaiser?
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Prodigy can create a Kaiser Jonas-Jess Cyborg.
I'll donate the duct tape.
I'll donate the duct tape.
Jacobus Loki
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I could, but I'd be more likely to create a Kaiser Almighty I cyborg first.
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Can you be bribed?
Jacobus Loki
Shireroth sumus. Tempus in parte nostrum est.
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Do you have any money left?
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Count of Asantelian, Brookshire
Chairman, Senate of the Lakes, Hurmu
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Yep. (Jingles pouch) not too much longer at this rate....
Jacobus Loki
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Lord of Hallucination, Protector of Illumination, MiniEx of Shireroth, Traditional King of the Mala'anje.
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