Shireroth

Most Trusty Loki: Alas, if only I were counted as a legitimate Kaiser, instead of merely an Anti-Kaiser! I never felt the joy of holding the Sword of Destiny in mine hand; I doubt the cardboard weaponry with which the Shirithian folk fought in my time would be of much avail against the forces of Bal...

Kindly Peasantperson Miller: We do thank thee for thy most erudite Lesson in the Language of the Latins. We are doubly delighted to see that thou hast left behind the most ignoble Republic of the Anticans! Being that thou art a Miller, We do require 500 sacks of meal for the Imperial Larder, that we...

Subjects: It is indeed saddening to return to Our domains after Our long absence to see Our realm in such terrible disarray! Huge portions of the Empire are breaking off, and some of them have even joined with those dastardly Anticans! Who knows what fate might befall them in the clutches of that vi...

In the recent Day of Review held by the Landsraad, it was decided by most of those who voted that we have done a poor job as Kaiser. Shireroth, being a democracy, as declared in our most late Imperial Charter, is a nation that must be governed by the rule of law and the will of the people--Governmen...

I've decided that I'd like you guys to have a Day of Review earlier than scheduled. That's not to say I won't expect you to have one four months from now, like the Charter says (that is, if I'm still here then), but if you guys think I'm doing poorly, I'd like to know now, so that we may avert furth...

*Goes to make the wording politically sensitive*

Moose, if you really think I'm doing a bad job, on Review Day, cast a vote to dethrone me.

You need to got o the Ministry of Immigration, Naturalization, and Tourism. There will be a thread which will show you the form you need to fill out. Start a new thread, and in that thread, fill out the form.

With a transfer of power as radical as the one that has recently taken place, the government tends to rip a little at the seams. All of my ministers are off someplace. Therefore, I need to appoint new ones. The MINT is off-limits. Also, since Information and Education are not problematic enough to w...

Destroy yourselves? Ah, nihilism...

Any position, I suppose, is open, except MINT, whose duties I will execute myself. Shyriath was really the only person suited to be Minister of Education, Scott was an excellent MiniEx...I don't want to give away Bill's job as MiniCar, the only person suited to do it is Ryan...

That was the agreement made in the conference.

Yes. I'll have to find you a vacant county. As you're very new here, I can't make you Minister of anything (sorry!). However, although the Kaiser is still quite powerful, recent reforms (made by me) have limited his/her power.

Hello.You'll have to excuse the slowness around here, there's recently been a bloodless coup, and the administration is in a state of disarray. You look safe enough, immigration APPROVED

Deist concept. Enlightenment. *Gets in the bomb shelter*

I know this is unexpected, but I need you guys to fill out this census. I have to know how many of you there are. So, below, kindly give your name, duchy/barony/county, and position in the government. This census will be concluded at midnight on the morning of August 6th, 2006, and, though I can't d...

Dear God, this is sad...of our seven ministries, only five of them seem to be staffed. Of those five, two ministers cannot be counted--myself, and Bill. So, we have three other ministers to get. Scott, I hear, no longer is interested in micronationalism, Greg Dean is off being glorified in the saint...

Well, I've only just come to power, still trying to consolidate...most of my ministers are older members of the nation who seem to have gone off somewhere, which is why I called that meeting. Well, I guess I'll take the responsibility directly upon myself. If Your Excellency is interested in a stand...

This accord is to be enacted quarters of our realm: The Treaty of Alcyon Preamble THE IMPERIAL REPUBLIC OF SHIREROTH and THE REPUBLIC OF ANTICA, having found their interests to be congruent, and desirous of peace and prosperity for and between both nations, hereby agree to form a treaty of friendshi...

Technically, since the Praetor has the full and sole authority to deny the Kaiser the right to edit the Charter, the Kaiser couldn't just repeal it. (As long as the office of Praetor is extant.) I guess I could include something about "the Praetor may not be dismissed by the Kaiser, and the office o...

You're semi-retried assistant ministerof..INT, yes?

Since we became human beings.

Two things:
1.) I was referring to the fact that we, as in, all of us, will know whether or not this is positive activity.
2.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pluralis_majestatis

Now, if I can locate our Minister of the Exterior...

I thank you for your kind recognition, and warmly accept.

Our Greetings, Your Excellency. Shireroth would be pleased to enter into diplomatic relations with Landingberg.

Have fun!

We'll know in good time.

(Even though Baldwin's the Kaiser and would tend to discourage... )

Here it is, tell me if you see any spelling mistakes, grammar inconsistencies, or places where I contradict myself: Imperial Charter of the Land of Shireroth Article I : The Kaiser. ...Section A: Definition of the Kaisership. The Kaiser of Shireroth is the Supreme ruler, and Noble, of the Lands of S...

*Taser* Damn your symbolism, Herman Melville, you great American writer!