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| − | Easily the most popular exiled ex-Shirerithian who isn't presently a fornicating mead-quaffing daemon.
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| − | '''Krasniy Yastreb''' (aka KY Jelly, Spetsnaz Kras, Satan) has been associated with Micras in general and Shireroth in particular since 2003, attaining the status of veteran in a sector composed almost entirely of veterans. Introduced to Micras' Soviet subsector (back when such a thing existed) by [[William Jesmer|some]] shady [[Yuri Andropov|characters]] of [[PRNSE]] vintage, Krasniy trod a path of respectable mediocrity through the likes of [[Noviykrazniystan]] and [[Baracao|Baracão]] before founding [[Novaya Zemyla|Novaya Zemlya]], the flippantly satirical nature of which was seen as a refreshing divergence from the usual cookie-cutter Stalinist despotism and brought its founder some degree of community acclaim - not to mention rehabilitation from the dark taint of his previous benefactors whom, he belatedly discovered, were among the most notorious terrorists of the [[Tymaria|Tymarian]] era.
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| − | Parallel to this, the young Yastreb was enchanted by the impenetrable dynamic of [[Shireroth]] and duly established a sporadic presence in [[Goldshire]], most particularly [[Lunaris]], which slowly increased in intensity (notwithstanding a quiet, five-year ragequit due to a [[Erik Mortis|personality clash]]) until he found himself lord and protector of those very same fiefs. This conspired to place him in the front seat of the well-assisted literary ''tour de force'' that was the [[Cabbage Crisis]] and its subsequent period of reconstruction, itself culminating in the ascent and relatively untroubled reign of one [[Kaiser Mo'll I]]. From there the Krasniy train began to slide off the rails as a prolonged period of writer's block subjected his work to diminishing creative returns, while some vigorous disagreements about the implications of the [[Kildare|Kildari]] secession found him so violently pilloried that none dared to support him in public, leading to his loss of confidence in the Shirerithian population overall and a second ragequit to the nascent [[Minarboria]], wherein the bright-lights-burn-shortest story of Novaya Zemlya was repeated with an uncanny level of similarity - right down to the troika leadership, the two-year lifespan and the single FNORD award. The collapse of that shrubby realm has caused Krasniy to gather its ruins into the mountain state of [[Kalgachia]] - a solitary vantage point from which he points and laughs at Shireroth's rattlings like an infant in a high chair, stubbornly resisting all exhortations to return to the Imperial Republic despite recent acts of [[Auspicious Occasion|redemptive moral courage]] by the Shirerithian population.
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| − | If his two FNORDS are anything to go by, Krasniy appears to have a moderate competence in the field of literature. He also churns out excessive amounts of visual material, winning rather less in the way of awards due to its utilitarian nature and a total abstinence from the constraining medium of vector graphics which, at almost a decade long, has entered the realm of the monastic.
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| − | The House of Yastreb as a narrative body of characters has accumulated more hangers-on over the years then its creator cares to remember, but the bloodline has proceeded broadly thus:
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| − | - '''Krasniy Esmerevich Yastreb''' - producing, by way of a one night stand with a secretary by the name of '''Breiza Willow-Moon''':<br>
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| − | - '''Ryabin Krasniyevich Mercaja Yastreb (Merkayastreb), aka Kaiser Mo'll I''' - producing, by way of amniotic decantation with his lich wife '''Royana Sineviscera Dasana Dolordotch''':<br>
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| − | - '''Aegrotia Ryabinevna Luciana Dolordotch''' - rendered mentally retarded by complications with said decantation. Nonetheless producing, by her arranged marriage to one '''Zemphirius Maksystrelovich Karymov''':<br>
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| − | - '''Albede Zemphirich Yastreb''' - last Shirerithian Yastreb who emigrated to Minarboria. Producing, by way of decantation with his Deep Singer wife '''Prethil Nal''':<br>
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| − | - '''Xantus Albedevich Zmeysyn Yastreb''' - believed to rather high in the administration of Kalgachia at present, and currently without issue.
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| − | Also of ignominious note is '''Stellus Ryabinevich Dolorsyn Yastreb''' - younger brother of Aegrotia and of similar mental affliction, only his was a florid insanity which dogged and eventually ended his tenure as Steward of the Imperial Republic after [[Kaiser Mors IV]]'s abdication and resulted in his forced sinecure as caretaker of [[Malarbor]], whose gnarly hand launched Stellus to a violent death in a particularly cantankerous moment sometime during the reign of [[Kaiser Ayreon III]] - this ill omen being the narrative impetus for the remaining Yastrebs to flee the Imperial Republic.
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