Tempestas
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Daughter of Mo'll and Ulimahinacua; Goddess of Storms or Sudden Weather. A temple was dedicated on the Kaiser's Boulevard in Shirekeep in the year 1641 after Dr. Heath J. Belledin, Professor of Contracts at John Metzler III University, expressed his incredulity at having no god to pray too whilst enduring a particularly ferocious hurricane.
The construction of the temple was financed by Thorgils Tarjeisson as part of a tax avoidance scam involving the systematic abuse of the tax deductible allowances provided for charitable and philanthropic endowments as part of the reconstruction of Shirekeep during the reign of the Kaiser Hjalmar Redquill.
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