Yardistani Rebel
(This was recovered from Internet Archive. Typos uncorrected for historical accuracy)
The Yardistani Rebel was created by Kaiser Metzler I when he became fed up with the inaccuracies of the Tymarian Sun. It was a single post on the Tymarian Yardistani Forum outlining some recent information coming from the Isle.
Issue #1 01/10/02
COMMUNIST UPRISING IN YARDISTAN!
To day a new rebel faction in Yardistan declared the creation of a new communist state inside Yardistani borders. The Greater People's Republic of Khaz Modan. The rebelion successfully created a stable Communist state. When confront on the matter, the Anarch was reported to say: "People accually live there?" And when it was confirmed that people did indeed live there the Anarch blurted: "But...There's just one of you!" When told of the Anarch's responce the Rebel leader replied in Old Shirithian: "Yar, 'im bi corekt en saying tha', Bu' wi is all ecwialll! For those that can't understand what he said, like most people of sane minds.. Translated he said: "There is only one of us and we are all equal!!!"
This led to much confusion on all fronts and the Yardistani government was swift to move against the rebellion. In the end the GPRKM was defeated by hacky sack launched by confused bystanders walking by.
Accient Ruins Discovered in Khaz Modan.
In pure boredom Yardistani troops stubbled upon Accient Ruins from before the first republic. The discovered them as they were playing with the hacky sack that defeated the GPRKM.
According to historian and archialogists, the ruins date back to the accient days of the Khaz Modanian Empire. An empire that like the vikings of europe controled most of the coast lines and riverways of accient Shireroth, as well as the island chains leading as far south as Mirioth. The Khaz Modanian Empire is best known for it's advanced technology and the introduction of writen language to the Accient Shirithian people. The empire was a major military might of the time and economic power.
Much is known about the Khaz Modanian's from exscivations and research into the ruins they left behind. What is not known though is what happened to the cizilization. About 1000 years before the first republic the empire simply vanished from records within what is estimated to be a 50 year time scale.
The empire stoped trade with other empires and the lands under it's control reverted back to being nomadic tribes. It is thought that a major plague or famine sweapt through the central core of the empire and caused the collapse. But why no evidence of their exsistance can be found afterward in anyform remains a mystery to even the wisest scholors.
Disaster in Hyperborea, Is there a B0O0/\/\ist connection?
The island of Hyperborea was destroyed recently as reported by many news agencies, so the details are well known to all. But it is coming forth now that there may be a B0O0/\/\ist connection behind the volcanic eruption.
For months now Local and foriegn B0O0/\/\ists have been traveling to the island of Amity where they have been trying to find the secrets to restarting the dead volcanoe there. Since it's abandonment by JASO when it collapsed, The island has been open to anyone that wished to land there....
B0O0/\/\ists attempts were thought to be failing, But with the recent, and random destruction of Hyperborea by volcanic mean, has shed light on B0O0/\/\ist activities. Soon after the Destruction of Hyperborea, many known B0O0/\/\ists where seen leaving the area of destruction. and many more flocked there to witness the last deaththrows of the volcano.
Weather by Conventional or Nuclear means, the B0O0/\/\ist may be the reason for the disaster. If this can be proven, The Yardistani Govenment will be attempting to crack down on B0O0/\/\ist activities.
Cheesus, The Dairy Messiah Yes, Cheesus. Using a spin on the well known Christian mythological figure. A local Brookshire TV station has created the new animated comedy. Based in Isreal at the 1st century, the show chronics the life and adventures of an unknowing dairy farmer that is thought to be a messiah. Not knowing what to do with his new followers, he tell them to help him make cheese from the milk he gets from his cows.
Thinking it a sign from got the followers do as he says and begin to worship cheese as a holy food and blessing from god.
It's forcasted that the show will continue for a while longer as the pilot episode got rave reviews and high ratings.
