Imperial Decree 199

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Imperial Decree #199: The Imperial Hound and her Freedoms

Issued by Kaiser Yarad I

On this day, Losday the 5th of Vanchauslurk, it is hereby decreed:

The Imperial Hound, Tess of House Kalir, also known as Golden Damsel, will in future be kept under lock and key, especially when there are fireworks being let off outside. This will prevent the unfortunate circumstance of the Kaiser spending an hour and a half walking around in the pouring rain looking for the beast, only to return home finding her sitting outside the back door...uhhhh....portcullis.

By my hand, His Niftiness, Yarad, First of the Name, Kaiser of Shireroth, Protector of Comstokia, Overlord of the Duchies of Brookshire, Kildare and Yardistan, Thane of the Shirelands, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Grand Master of the Orders of the Dragon, Griffin, Phoenix, and Chimera, Wielder of Vengeance, Count of Shirekeep, Knight of the Sunburst, Kampioen of Shireroth, Recipient of the Grand Collar of the Nishan i-Rastakhiz, Knight Companion of the Most Magnificent Imperial Order of the Sovereign Viking Crown, Lieutenant of Blackrock, Scion of Kalir, and Lord of the Golden Mango Throne.