Imperial Decree 193

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Issued By Kaiser Yarad I


Imperial Decree #193: Our Unannexable Citizen

On this day, Arisday the 9th of Anandjan, under the sight of Homer (to whose divine portfolio of slacking and poetry I must attribute the absence of a God of Annexation. For shame) it is hereby decreed:

The self-proclaimed "unannexable citizen", Dementi Celeste is hereby annexed for her hubris. However, while it was indeed hubris that motivated her to commit self-sovereignty-related harikari, it was admirable hubris. Thus, she is hereby annexed to the Duchy of Brookshire, making this their first annexation, if I am not very much mistaken. Let this be a lesson to the Duchess, and to all Shirerithians: You can be annexed, much like a common letterbox or back garden tree. Be forewarned.

By my hand,

His Niftiness, Yarad, First of the Name, Kaiser of Shireroth, Protector of Comstokia, Overlord of the Duchies of Brookshire, Kildare and Yardistan, Keeper of the Apollo Legacy, Grand Master of the Orders of the Dragon, Griffin, Phoenix, and Chimera, Wielder of Vengeance, Count of Shirekeep, Knight of the Sunburst, Kampioen of Shireroth, Lieutenant of Blackrock, Scion of Kalir, and Lord of the Golden Mango Throne.