Shireroth

Late last night, Queen Tsunade of Toketi was stolen from her bedroom by dark, winged figures. As Minister of Military Affairs, I cannot allow this sort of travesty to be enacted upon the monarchs of our allies. May I also say that I am Prince of Toketi, and as such am now acting ruler of Toketi.

Therein, as your MoMA and a foreign diplomat in need of assistance, I call out to my friends in Shireroth for help. DISCLAIMER: There will be magic. Maybe lots of it.

Another crusade to conquer land! Err, I meant: another crusade to liberate a nation from the evil that is called democracy (or are it just rebels with no democratic purposes?)!!

They need to be stopped. I am right, AREN'T I?

Democracy Pwns all.

My favorite magic involves thermonuclear weapons.

BOO/\/\/\/\!! Everything disappears.

(Or phasers in a pinch.)

If anybody needs political asylum afterward, let me know.

Someone set off the only OrBatted nuclear weapon last week... caused a tidal wave on Chelkran Kesh... but that's besides the point.

And it also hit my old imperial city...

TOKETI NEW SHIRLAN IS SAFE, THOUGH!

And now they're being held to ransom to change the nation into a Democracy ....

Andreas, get the fuck out of my sight NOW!

And you know precisely why.