ATTN: Tokish Monarchy Attacked

[Prodigy Almighty]

Late last night, Queen Tsunade of Toketi was stolen from her bedroom by dark, winged figures. As Minister of Military Affairs, I cannot allow this sort of travesty to be enacted upon the monarchs of our allies. May I also say that I am Prince of Toketi, and as such am now acting ruler of Toketi.

Therein, as your MoMA and a foreign diplomat in need of assistance, I call out to my friends in Shireroth for help. DISCLAIMER: There will be magic. Maybe lots of it.

[Jonas]

Another crusade to conquer land! Err, I meant: another crusade to liberate a nation from the evil that is called democracy (or are it just rebels with no democratic purposes?)!!

They need to be stopped. I am right, AREN'T I?

[Jess]

Democracy Pwns all.

[Kaiser Loki III]

My favorite magic involves thermonuclear weapons.

BOO/\/\/\/\!! Everything disappears.

(Or phasers in a pinch.)

If anybody needs political asylum afterward, let me know.

[Bayen]

Someone set off the only OrBatted nuclear weapon last week... caused a tidal wave on Chelkran Kesh... but that's besides the point.

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

And it also hit my old imperial city...

TOKETI NEW SHIRLAN IS SAFE, THOUGH!

[Andreas the Wise]

And now they're being held to ransom to change the nation into a Democracy ....

[Oroigawa Koreyasu]

Andreas, get the fuck out of my sight NOW!

And you know precisely why.