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Solutions to the current affair.

Loki II, the Legitmate Kaiser, Promised of the Gods!
5
38%
Get out the super glue, put Hasan back together
0
No votes
Ayreon, the Legal Kaiser, beloved of Hasan I
7
54%
Draft Erik. Mors VI !
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No votes
Nothing. Let 'em fight some more.
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8%
Give it to the Landsraad!
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No votes
Plebescite.
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No votes
Screw them both. Restore the Republic!
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No votes
 
Total votes: 13

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Solutions?

Post by Kaiser Loki II »

Feel free to add more, remembering that the Gods have left this to mortals to sort out.
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Re: Solutions?

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A plebiscite reeks of democracy. :no
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Re: Solutions?

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He said the d-word! :no
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Re: Solutions?

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Lot's of options for everyone. I said the R -word, too.
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Liam conToketi wrote:He said the d-word! :no
This isn't binding of course.
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
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Re: Solutions?

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Of course not.

Maybe we take the top tier and re-set it later.
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Re: Solutions?

Post by John Lenin »

RED REVOLUTION!
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Uh...not again
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Union of Shirerithian Socialist Republics? Each duchy becomes a republic? :p
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Thats the only decent thing you've said thus far :D
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HA! Had I voted for a legit option I would have broke the 4-4 deadlock at this time.
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If you'd come out for option #4 this would be over.... :evil
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Don't worry I just voted.
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Babkhans are being hunted at the moment by the HLoS KILL Guards!
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Jess, get a grip FFS.
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k :fish
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Post by Ari Rahikkala »

Jake, we know that trusting polls is even worse than democracy itself, but if Admiral Quirk is going to break the prime directive he could just as well go all the way and come down to explain his vote :smashy
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Admiral Quirk is a friend of mine. :evil

It's a fun poll. :party , not democracy
He was also an Absentian citizen in the day!
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Personal log, STARDATE 8079.7

The Improvise had just beamed me back on board after a brief socialogic study on the planet below. I was greeted by Sprock and two security men holding phasers.

And this Sprock was clean shaven!


"Admiral, you are under arrest for violation of the Prime Directive!"

"Sprock, I've done no such thing!"

"Sensors indicate that you are attempting to influence politcal affairs on the planet below."

"So?"

"Prime directive, Admiral? No interefence with less advanced cultures?"

"Sprock, the Improivise was built with Absentian money. I'm an honorary Absentian. See?"

(Pulls a pink and blue card out of his utility belt.)

"Read this."

"This certifies that JAMES D. QUIRK is an Absentian in good standing, and entitled to all of the priviledges thereof.
(Signed) Jakey Bonaparete-Stuart Kahunamea II"

"Admiral, thus expired in 2004 local calendar."

"Yes.......and the natives............are aware of other worlds......other civilizations...........they are....as aware....as we are........so the prime directive does not directly apply."

"I'm afraid that is a matter for the Judge Advocate Generals Office. I'm taking command."

"No, you are not. Captain Pike put me in charge of this ship when he became ill."

"You mean the video recording with all the beeps."

"Right Sprock! I am his legal heir!"

"Whoever is in command, I'm sensing Clingon battle cruiser entering orbit."

"Yes Zulu?"

"I'm getting a message.", said Ululu.

"Open channel!"

"This is Comander Klang. We are here to vote for Kaiser Ayreon by order of the Babkhan, er Clingon high command."

(fade to black)
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Re: Solutions?

Post by Hesam Jayatar »

Hmm Babkha is rather Klingon-like isn't it? Wait.... One-eyed General? Assassination plot? Prison Colony? The Undiscovered Country!

And my god! it's true! Shakespeare does sound better in the original Babkhi!
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LOL! :fish
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Re: Solutions?

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Image

He's saying: "As Duke of Rura Penthe I vote for Ric!"
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"Get thee to a salt mine!"
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Re: Solutions?

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THE GRAPHICS ARE BACK!

HUZZAH!
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Re: Solutions?

Post by Hesam Jayatar »

Shireroth lacks salt. It also lacks sand, camels, sandworms, an ample supply of Treesian Red and half the country spying on the other. But it does have Regicide. So, I can't help myself. Oh, btw I think once you're unanimously Kaiser, it might do well to seize Kaiser Hasan's Bentley back from the Khan.

(edit: The Graphics never left, but you cannot rush good graphics it takes time to select them)
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True-

incorporial hands are a bitch to use on a mouse, and ghostly whispers don't make a verbal inerface function well.

I remember posting for a month or so as the "Ghost of the Imperium" once when I was going to leave MNs forever. (One of several times.) :D
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Re: Solutions?

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Sorry for the double-post.

Anybody-

Is there any place to import Treesian Red, or do we have soil appropriate for an analogue?

Mike-

Is Jubilee Brewing functioning anywhere? Who owns the stock?
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Re: Solutions?

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Since UBAT exists on a different dimension,
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Re: Solutions?

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Hurmu gate?
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Re: Solutions?

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Hmm sounds like a quest....
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