Public Information Bureau
MoMA advises all Commercial/Civil air and maritime transportation to avoid attempting to land or enter harbour at Wolfraven in the Territory of Cimmeria from Homersday 24 to Gahgday 25 Krondokin. MoMA and Osman-Almagro Industries (OAH) Enabling Partnership are presently testing 110% safe retrofitted Menelmacari propulsion technology on new Shirerithian experimental platform built to exacting Babkhan engineering standards.
As iterated before test is 150% safe and represents no danger to life or limb of general public or world eco-system or fabric of time and space. Our feeling is, however, that discretion on the part of transient civilians is most stongly advised so as to avoid unintended consequences.
Residents of Wolfraven, although there is nothing to fear because every precaution has been taken to avoid catastrophic meltdown - which in any event will not happen, are advised to stay in doors for duration of test and are strongly urged to watch cheerful and informative information video.
That is all. We look forward to successful completion of test.
