Shireroth

This thread is intended to list the offerings sacrificed to Malarbor by both contenders to the Throne. I will begin:

- A tube of Bark lotion

- The severed heads of 200 carpenters

- A Harem of Swedish Pines

- 10 sacks of verbal compost (donated by Jacobus)

- an armoured dump-truck filled with soil and mounted with a 50 caliber machine gun

Trying to buy his favor now? We sat together and watched the sunset. We drank ouzo and turpentine and maple syrup together.

The was a time, not long ago, that Malarbor and I were virtually the only beings to believe in Shireroth. My offerings were made when few saw them or cared about them.

The Mango, not the Camelango!

This was supposed to be a joke thread, not yet another campaign thread.

I'm amused.

There is nothing funny about Bark lotion, Horned Beetles burrowing into Malarbor is a serious concern.