Offerings to Malarbor

[Kaiser Jayatar]

This thread is intended to list the offerings sacrificed to Malarbor by both contenders to the Throne. I will begin:

- A tube of Bark lotion

- The severed heads of 200 carpenters

- A Harem of Swedish Pines

- 10 sacks of verbal compost (donated by Jacobus)

- an armoured dump-truck filled with soil and mounted with a 50 caliber machine gun

[Kaiser Loki II]

Trying to buy his favor now? We sat together and watched the sunset. We drank ouzo and turpentine and maple syrup together.

The was a time, not long ago, that Malarbor and I were virtually the only beings to believe in Shireroth. My offerings were made when few saw them or cared about them.

The Mango, not the Camelango!

[Kaiser Jayatar]

This was supposed to be a joke thread, not yet another campaign thread.

[Erik Mortis]

I'm amused.

[Kaiser Jayatar]

There is nothing funny about Bark lotion, Horned Beetles burrowing into Malarbor is a serious concern.