A clatter from h4773r

[h4773r's Herald]

seeing as i have to leave for work 10 minutes ago i will try to keep this brief instead of posting all over the friggin forums attempting to keep in time with the events . . .

I recognize Kaiser Loki II as the real slim shady, er Ruler of Shireroth. i know this because 1) shirithian tradition, which CONQUERS ALL!!! says, single citizenship, and steward usually takes over AND a vague majority has supported him AS well as, Melvin, also known as Murphy, God of Sarcasm, came to me in a vision and sayeth unto me "Loki II? yeah, he'll be a great Kaiser, but that babkhan guy? right now as kaiser? he'd be even better . . yeah, right." BUT, if someone really wants to throw down and claim the mango throne, then, hoo-ah, war!, sounds great, we can work that out . .

AS FOR Penisberg . . . *shakes his head like hes looking at a dog who just peed the carpet, but you cant get mad at it because it hasnt been house broken*
Whoever it is is uncouth (not altogether uncommon here, however) and should really tone it down and choose am more subtle or appropriate name in order to be an accepted eccentric in our order of oddballs. AND ease up on the random spam, that gets old. either way . . i dont have more of an opinion on the matter, i dont know -monsingior unsubtle- that well and therefore reserve further judgment

AS FOR MY COUNTY, nowhere anyone could have specified that all the land we acquired was not actually LAND but history? its okay, im not bitter /end sarcasm.
ANYWAY . . . fine, I'll take Florencia, if no one has it right now? i think the lkast count was Count Greg Dean, who do to heh heh REAL LIFE issues, left indetermenantly. it would become a Vorpmadalian Land under Yardistan, PLEASE!,

thank you.

by my H47!
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[Kaiser Loki II]

Gotta look it up. Civil Wars get in the way.