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KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:14 pm
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Yes, our beloved Kaiser is in the latest newscast on KZFO.
HOW TO:
1. Download iTunes.
2. Open it up. On the menu on the top, locate "advanced". Click it, then "subscribe to podcast".
3. Enter the following URL:
http://nafticon.net/zulu5oscar/KZFO.rss
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 4:18 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
I deleted iTunes and I don't want to reinstall it (I have lots of reasons for distrusting Apple and their programs). Is there any way to just download the show as an mp3?
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:36 am
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:34 am
by Ari Rahikkala
I also recommend
KZFO Jan 11 for all Shirithians...
... for what it's worth, BTW, I apologise for the ShireWiki article on Antica and how it completely ignores the existence of the Republic. That's simply my fault. I wrote that tiny article really quickly, and I was never around much during the existence of the Republic of Antica anyway (I spent July 2005-July 2006 in the army and September 2006-September 2007 mostly sulking at home over Shireroth's general state of deadness and my part in causing it). For that reason, the Republic of Antica really did always seem like a kind of a distant nation with little significance in Shirithian affairs to me. Once I get back to the Wiki I'll fix that, unless someone else does it first...
... on the other hand, though, I *do* think Steve is going to need this. *hands over a folded
card*
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:19 am
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Steven is going to need more than a card. I was thinking along the lines of a high-powered hole punching machine to the head...
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 9:49 am
by benkern
Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:Steven is going to need more than a card. I was thinking along the lines of a high-powered hole punching machine to the head...
QFT!
Good Newscast, that interview was loooonger that I had previously anticipated.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:46 am
by Kaiser Mors V
I gave him permission to trim it...it was 2am and I was tired...
I think winamp will do pod casts.. yes.. it will.. iTunes is lame.
Out of curiosity... why didn't you normalize the volume of my answer to the rest of the program?
in reply to Jan 11.... THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!!!!1... or at least a food fight..
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:16 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
Nick Foghorn Leghorn wrote:Steven is going to need more than a card. I was thinking along the lines of a high-powered hole punching machine to the head...
So it's business as usual between you two then?
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 12:23 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
You guys in Antica hate us? I never hated you guys... And Scott is cool...mostly...
AND YOU WILL NOT DEFICATE ON OUR LANDS!!!!!!! DEAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!
I WILL RAZE YOU VILLAGES TO THE GROUND! Sell your women into slavery and make toothpicks of your young! And you will be cast into the sea without hands or eyes!
I SHALL REVENGE!
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:06 pm
by Braden Indianensis
*brandishes squirtgun*
CALM DOWN, DAMMIT! NO NEED FOR HYSTERICS!
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:37 pm
by Aurangzeb Khan
"EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR! THIS IS A ROBBERY"
"ANYONE OF YOU MOTHERF*CKERS SO MUCH AS MOVE AND I'LL SHOOT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"
... No wait. Scrap that ... too derivative. Oh just carry on and don't mind me. 
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:32 pm
by Chrimigules
Kaiser Mors V wrote:I gave him permission to trim it...it was 2am and I was tired...
I didn't want to.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:50 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
I still want some explanation of the Antican sentiment concerning Shireroth...
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:52 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
How can Steven claim my manipulations are behind KZFO not winning a FNORD? I have, for two years,
been the strongest supporter of your show in the FNORD awards. I have also awarded KZFO the Malarbor Award in order to express my disappointment at its poor showing. Last year, Foghorn even said in the awards thread "Thank you Scott for your wonderful award. For the second year in a row, we at KZFO gratefully accept the Malarbor Award for Journalistic Nift, and would like to thank you for your support." I request...no, DEMAND an on-air apology from Steven for his scurrilous comments.
As for the disagreements between me and the Anticans, they were mostly over four issues:
1. I thought Delphi was a human being, whereas they thought he was some kind of ogre.
2. I thought the two Anticas should set aside their difference and come back together, whereas they thought that was ridiculous.
3. I thought Delphi deserved a fair hearing on the Tgaoth matter, whereas they demanded I lynch him.
4. I thought the MCS rules on land grants during rebellions should be followed, they thought they should get all Antican land immediately
SPECIAL BONUS DISAGREEMENT: I thought Steven should be locked up far away from human contact for his own good and that of society, whereas they at one point elected him Speaker.
Meanwhile, recently the Anticans recreated their country as a combination of Dinarchial and Republican elements, are trying to convince Delphi to join, admitted Delphi was n Tgaoth, and ended up following the land grant rules but getting the land fair and square later anyway.. So I don't see why we can't all just admit I was right and move on.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:19 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
Okey.. I thought I remembered all this.... Turns out I kinda do....
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 6:36 pm
by Chrimigules
Scott, I find myself agreeing with you on those points, probably why I was caught trying to derail the Steven-led negotiations with Shireroth in late 2005.
By the way, what ARE the MCS rules on rebellion?
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:56 pm
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Yeah, Steven is kinda persona non grata in the Republic. For a reason.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:03 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
Where can I find the Antican forums?
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:48 am
by Scott of Hyperborea
When I was in charge, they were that each successor state gets an percent of the land equal to its percent of the citizenry (so if 3 people revolt from a 10 person country, they get 30% of the land). The cartographers try to divide the territory in a culturally appropriate way, giving the rebel country the provinces in which most of its citizens lived before the rebellion. There wasn't a rule about who gets the capital, which caused lots of trouble during Menelmacar, but the unofficial rule was that whoever stayed truest to the spirit of the original nation got it.
These rules are still up in a forgotten corner of the MCS site, but I don't know if anyone follows them anymore.
Chris, I acknowledge the support you gave me during 2005 and am very grateful for it.
Erik, the Antican forums are at
http://www.nafticon.org/phpBB3/
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:24 am
by Chrimigules
I remember when the Antican Revolution happened, they gave us only Nafticon island. I think I was one of the few who was content with that, since we were, after all, revolting and Nafticon island was supposed to be our base of operations.
and I did create a subdomain redirector thing for the forums, too:
http://forums.nafticon.org, but I'm thoroughly convinced I'm the only one who uses it...
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:31 am
by Kaiser Mors V
That was a good policy scott. it made a lot of sense. Maybe we can reintroduce it to the MCS...
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:10 pm
by Nick Foghorn Leghorn
Kaiser Mors V wrote:That was a good policy scott. it made a lot of sense. Maybe we can reintroduce it to the MCS...
MCS and good policy are two concepts that don't mix.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:30 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
They did once.. and can again.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:35 pm
by Braden Indianensis
Yes, you can't really take Steven's statements as the concensus. We need a disclaimer. And, of course, I apologize for any insult or offense you may have suffered at his hands.
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:15 pm
by Kaiser Mors V
I accept. And I'm glad he can't and doesn't speak consensus..
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:02 am
by Maksym Hadjimehmetov
iTunes? Ha! I'm a Winamp lad- and shall not betray it.
Anyway, I've got the direct download. 'Twas a good show... even if Kosher Delis were the main subject
Re: KZFO: Now with 1000% more Shirerithian Kaiser
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:32 am
by Andreas the Wise
Kaiser Mors V wrote:That was a good policy scott. it made a lot of sense. Maybe we can reintroduce it to the MCS...
It's probably still hidden there somewhere, but we haven't had any good revolutions lately ... unless you count Natopia ...