Maybe it's just the alchohol ....

[Kaiser Mors V]

and depression talking.. but I think I may vanish from existence again.... Just a warning...

Unless I can get more alchohol... then I might stay... or that might just make it worse... either way... more alcholol is the key to all...

And the memories are returning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Don't go! The drones need you! They look up to you!

...but if you do, and even if you don't, for the love of Gahg, RIGHT NOW, make a decree that if the Kaiser's no-show for (one week? two weeks?) the Steward is immediately sworn in as the new Kaiser. And then appoint a Steward. Or even better, decree a new Line of Succession for this sorta thing.

DO IT! NOW! MALARBOR WOULD DEMAND IT, IF NOT FOR THE CHANGE IN MANAGEMENT OF THE MALARBAR!

[andelarion]

Yeah! Don't go... look what you've done - Shireroth is striving, and without you this would not have happened in the same way.

But I understand... things are tough, I know. Depression is awful. So make a decree that if you show no sign of life for two weeks, the Landsraad will declare you dead and elect/appoint a new kaiser, or something...

If you do go, I'll miss you.

[Harald of Froyalan]

All things come to an end............

[Harald of Froyalan]

So make a decree that if you show no sign of life for two weeks, the Landsraad will declare you dead and elect/appoint a new kaiser, or something...

Indeed.

If you do go, I'll miss you.

Same here.

[hypatias mom]

Erik--

You are the whole reason for this wonderful, gloriously quirky nation. Look at how things perk up, and people flock to your kingdom from all over the micronational world. Yes, depression is terrible and comes in waves. Remember, it has receded in the past and will do so again. We are all on your side, even when you can't feel it. And we do care about you, not just your position. If you feel things are bleak now, they don't stay the same forever. You will see up again. Just hang in there.

[andelarion]

Carol's right. We do care about you... Just keep on fighting.

[Prodigy Almighty]

But.... but.... I just got here!

Don't leave!

[Icebreaker]

ur doin it rong

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Unless I can get more alchohol... then I might stay... or that might just make it worse... either way... more alcholol is the key to all...

*searches for smiley of vodka bottle*

[Kaiser Mors V]

Yeah.. we need an Alchohol icon...

And I'm better now... until I start drinking again.. proly in 2 days..

[Liam conToketi]

I'll have to go find the chug emote in Tir Na Nog again...

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

depression can easily be solved by the act of drinking one's self into a stupor and howling at the full moon until hoarse. Remember this, like all things, will pass in time.

[Kaiser Mors V]

I'm inebriated again... woah... I should go do sensitive diplomatic negotiations now...

Or maybe get around to unsuspending the charter...

Or drink even more!

Yeah... more.....I like this plan...

I discovered a very nice wine today... to days ago...

Wow.. it's 30f here.... niiice... TO TAHOE!

OMG... I am rather not sobre... Maybe I'll go down at Mors V, the Drunk.... that would be funnny...

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

seems like you'll be remembered that way if the historians just look at this thread, Your Niftiness
*gives more cider to H.N Mors V*

[Kaiser Mors V]

I'm sober again.... funny how that works...

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Hey, I gave you cider

[Kaiser Mors V]

I still got sober again...

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

*gives more cider*
Use it as you wish.
If only Novaya Zemlya were still alive- then I could pay you in BOV

[Kaiser Mors V]

I'm drunk again....

[Jacobus Loki]

No wonder those paratroopers went to the wrong place.....

[Kaiser Mors V]

Yes.. It's all explained now...

[hypatias mom]

Well, Your Niftiness--

It's hard to conduct any kind of "sightseeing operation" while bombed out of your mind. Perhaps you did send them to the wrong coordinates. Maybe we can write this off to the alcoholic haze.

[Jacobus Loki]

The Kaiser, mighty and bold, functions well in an alcoholic haze.

His liquor must have been poisoned by some evildoer (proly a foreigner) attempting to disrupt the Imperial Republic!

In the bad old days I would have looked at Babkha, or Those Who should Be Nameless.

Who could we blame, er, investigate, that would do us the most good.

THESE PEOPLE MUST BE STOPPED!

[Kaiser Mors V]

omg... I'm hung over again... not so loud... I've drunk like... every day or every other day for the last 2 weeks straight now.... why did I drink 2 bottles of wine last night while playing starcraft with the guys....?

[Jacobus Loki]

Wine? There is hope for you, my Liege. When it's a bottle of Black Jack, and you are not sure who the guys were, that is near the edge.

Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt and the mug.

Anyway, I think we should blame the whole war on Evil Foreigners who attempted to poison the Kaiser. If we had any enemies, we could blame them, but i suppose we can wait until there are some.
Enemies, that is......

[Kaiser Mors V]

No.. I know who they are..were... are... yeah... Ben and Ryan...

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Blame Babkha, we own the rights to Shireroths drinking water, so we replaced it with Treesian Red (the Treesian alcoholic beverage preferred by 9 out of 10 alley-dwelling, schitzophrenic Treesians).

And incidentally I believe you sold your water to us in exchange for Winston Marlboro being sent to the salt mines in Babkha.

[Scott of Hyperborea]

And it was worth every drop.

[Kaiser Mors V]

I heartily agree!

Holy Crap... I'm sober tonight!