The Imperial Guard of the Kaiser (IGK) must pretect the Kaisers of Shireroth against the evil people that will get them away
Our army is weak! We must build up a new, strong army for the glorious Imperial Republic of Shireroth!
We are against democracy, we listen to one ruler: the Kaiser!
Vive l'empereur!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Antican Ambassador to Shireroth and Babkha
Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
Reporter for the Antican Liberator
Elder Guard of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
Okay, they have old weapons but we will save the Kaiser his live if it's necesary!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
So long as you have a Fish Slap Corps, I'm sure the Kaiser will be most appreciative of your efforts. :P
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan. "Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke "Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
Well, as long as they're against democracy. Democracy is such a threat to Shireroth, and so very likely to be taken up here, that it's positively essential that opposition to it be included in the mission statement of the Kaiser's bodygaurd, so we can squash it out before it starts growing...
Antican Ambassador to Shireroth and Babkha
Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
Reporter for the Antican Liberator
Elder Guard of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
Braden is always after us because we have a feudal system with an all-powerful ruler. He is a democrat and has no sympathy for monarchy.
In other micronations I would say that it is crazy to use a feudal system but Shireroth is built on it!
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
Nah, its not crazy in micronationalism. We did the same kinda thing in New Brittania earlier this year, to shake things up, make things more interesting and fun, and I believe we were successful. Antica - even before its move to "Absolute Democracy" - is a nation not built upon ideals and such, but on Bureaucracy, which I find crazy but has resulted in one of the most successful micronations on Micras.
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan. "Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke "Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!
This time, though, I wasn't criticizing Shireroth's government so much as lampooning the fact that you're all so suspicious and silly about democracy that you use very possible opportunity to denounce it--it's much like America and communism during the Cold War. Did I really make that much of a splash with the whole democracy thing?
Antican Ambassador to Shireroth and Babkha
Former Speaker of the Assembly of the Republic of Antica
Reporter for the Antican Liberator
Elder Guard of the Order of the Vorpal Blade
By His H47,
Baron Benkern of Vorpmadal, Yardistan. "Like us or hate us, someone will still hold the torch. You might as well try to like us." - Harvey Steffke "Tis not a leaving of a harried knave/Tis not with tail tucked in shame/Rather in glorious exhibition of benevolent might/Sun bids the world an emblazon g'night."
"But every beginning is only a continuation and the book of fate is always open in the middle."
From a distance I'm concerned about the rampant lawyerism manifesting itself in Shireroth currently. A simple Kaiserial slap on the wrist or censure by the community should suffice. - Jacobus Loki
Can't you see? I'm crazy!