Sermon on the Steps of the Mile High Tower

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

*H4773r, wearing long flowing robes with a bandolere full of gernades over his shoulder steps to the doors of the Mile High Tower while several Hell-Calmers stomp around on lower steps.*

*Slowly and calmly H4773r raises his hands to the sky. then slowly, as they come down he grabs a gernade and chucks it in to the sky.....*

B00/\/\!

"Smotrekans, Lunarians, Shirerothians! I know it has been many moons since you have seen your count, i know it his been long since we have ssen our lady Moon, and our Kaiser's continue to abdicate after short tenures..."

"But fear not my brothers and sisters, for the b00/\/\ is eternal, and the b00/\/\ watches over our great Empire."

"you may ask, 'why has the gods forsaken us? why have our leaders left us?' well, my people, they have NOT!"

"So long as there is B00/\/\, there shall be Gods, and so long as there are Gods, there will be citizens in Shireroth.

AND THERE SHALL BE PROSPERITY SO LONG AS YOU EMBRACE THE B00/\/\!"

*A Huge explosion and shower of Fireworks burst forth from the top of the Tower of the Eye raining a rainbow of sparks and confeti down on to the assembled crowd as many in attendance throw gernades, shoot roman candles, and the Hell Calmers stamp and scream in they're over sized purple shoes.*

[Kaiser Alejian II]

*cheers* I am happy now!

[Braden Indianensis]

I advise an administrator to delete the above spam.

Hatter, when are you going to deliver a sermon in Kaikias?

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

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and soon actually, ill get around to it.

[Pandora]

Oh the B00/\/\ sends such awe inspiring thrills thoughout my soul!

*Is so moved by the sermon she faints dramaticly*

[Braden Indianensis]

*The foundations of the Eryma Archontos quake*

[Gman Russell]

Hallelujah! Sister Pandora has been moved with the spirit! Waha!