The Fiesta speech

[Kaiseress Aure I]

*walks in wearing her priestess garnments carrying a very big, thick old and dusty book.*Comes up to the podium, opens the book upside down in front of her**clears throat*May Quixy bless your heads with thoughtlessness!!!I stand before you on this glorious day of B0O0/\/\ in order to speak! Yes, speech is a great gift, it can be used to pass through your thoughts and the lack of thereof. But above all, speech is a state of being and thus an equivalent of Madness! "I speak therefor I am...... Mad" said Quixy before disappearing into the mist of time! And so, we are all children of Quixy, because we all speak... *puts hands together and looks up*Atchoo.*takes a deep breath*Let's all now proceed with celebrations of the Fiesta de la B0O0/\/\ day! Let's sacrifice oxen! May the hasha be with you
Never let sense conquer nonsense - Quixy, the God of Madness
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. Elaine Boosler

[UEC]

*blows up an Oxen*ewww...messy.. E. Metzler (UEC)Duke of Brookshire"Never use a BOO/\/\ist as a diplomat" -- GSClicky Clicky..., Tiss for your own good ya know.