A new god is born!

[Aurefiction]

Heil All! I bring peace to your homes and madness to your hearts!Quixy the god of Madness was created from what has been left after the creation of all other gods and dieties. He possesses the skill which is cherrished and loved by all his followers, the skill of absolute madness. For, according to his teachings joy can possess the soul only though madness and none of the simple Shireroth joys can be compared to the joys madness brings.I am here to teach you his beliefs and to bring to you his wills. I am the unique creature who can directly communicate with Quixy, for I bring in me the madness of every single being ever created.Quixy's teachings are simple, yet finine.There are 3 levels of madness through which one must pass to achieve the heights of absolute madness and thus absolute joy.Level 1) Thou shalt speak sence-ful words, which, put together form a mad sence-less mass.Level 2) Thou shalt speak sence-ful phrases, which, in the context shine through as a mad sence-less mass.Level 3) Thou shalt speak phrases and speeches which appear as sence-ful when heard/read once, but bring a hidden mad message.Those are the levels. Now to the teachings... Quixy left only one teaching to the mortals which I have written upon a golden leaf... It reads as thus:"Never let sense conquer nonesense."And that is the message I deliver to you, citizens of Shireroth. Obey that sole teaching and you shall achieve the joy I have achieved. From now on, I shall speak as a representative of Quixy...

[Ari Rahikkala]

I already hail Eris as the Goddess in my own (unofficial) religion, Discordianism, but...HAIL Quixy! We now worship thou as one among the Gods! Let the tidings of the joy of madness be brought to all the world, and let swift death be brought to all who oppose the Swarm! Hail Quixy! "I believe they just installed Gentoo Linux."