Death Vs. Austi Scot.

[Erik Mortis]

I hereby levy a suit against Austi Scot for wontonly disregarding the Gods. Austi Scot knowingly and with malis of forthought said on the 14th of April that he would neither besurprised nor fear the Shirerithian Inquisition! This is a blantant disregard for the Gods!."I won't be surprised or afraid!" --Austi ScotI Erik Mortis Brookshire, Priest of Mors hereby sue Austi Scot 200€rb for disrespecting the Gods. Should he lose the 200€rb shall go into an account for the Great Temple. Erik Mortis BrookshireCount of Monty CriscoCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YACEdited by: Erik Mortis Brookshire at: 4/14/04 10:22 pm

[Scott of Hyperborea]

I hereby sue Erik Metzler on a charge of Confusing the Shirerithian Populace and Annoyance in the Second Degree for spelling Austi's last name with two "t"s. This has gone on for too long! "The Lord is a shoving leopard." - Reverend William Spooner

[david northworthy beckfor]

I hereby sue Scott of Hyperborea for prejudice against proponents of Peter-Littleianist Linguistic Theory "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Gman Russell]

I hearby sue David Northworthy Beckford for suing Scott of Hyperborea for prejudice against proponents of Peter-Littleianist Linguistic Theory who is suing Erik for mispelling Austi's name who is being sued by Erik for disregarding the gods.

[david northworthy beckfor]

I hereby sue Gman Russell for recaping everyone elses suingness in his suey thing "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Jadie of Goldshire]

Has this thread turned into chop suey?So back to the subject at hand......The *actual* court caseDeath vs. Austi Scot Jadie of GoldshireCarry on with your lives people...nothing to see here.

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

I drop all of the cases except the original because they are frivolous.I drop Death Vs. Scot because Mr. Scot hath not violated any law of this nation nor caused any irreparable harm to the church. I believe that this matter can and should be handled outside of my Court, and furthermore i don't support issues of religion being brought to me here. If thou so wist, erik, thou maist request a tribunal against him in the Temple, a true Inquistion of sorts. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Erik Mortis]

No... I just got exactly what I wanted.. I didn't expect to or want to win this case. But now we have, by precedent, a seperation of "church and state" in matters of court cases..Where's Locke? He should be pleased bout this? Erik Mortis BrookshireCount of Monty CriscoCommoner of AlexandrettaHeir to the Line of Metzler/Mortis/RaynorBig Cheese of Rrakanychan Inc.Shirerithian ElderGeneral in the YAC

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

but...i want an inquisition... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

I DEMAND that this trial be heard! It is of utmost importance to our great nation that heathens be shown where their loyalties should lie! Revolution Radio: Estimating the airspeed velocity of unladen swallows one feather at a time.Revolution Theatre: Finding your Antediluvians and providing humor for less than a week.

[Austi Scot]

I make a motion in the court -------- towards the door!

[david northworthy beckfor]

HUZZAH!! BURN THE HEATHENS! "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

James: get out.This case is hearby closed. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...