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The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 1:43 pm
by Emir of Raspur
A Saxon riddle from the archives of Exeter Cathedral...I am a strange creature, for I satisfy women...I grow very tall, erect in a bed,I'm hairy underneath. From time to timeA beautiful girl, the brave daughterOf some fellow dares to hold meGrips my reddish skin, robs me of my headAnd puts me in the pantry. At once the girlWith plaited hair who has confined meRemembers our meeting. Her eye moistens.The winner gets an hired thug.
Re: The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:41 pm
by david northworthy beckfor
a leek "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."
Re: The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:46 pm
by Zirandorthel
Why can't it be a penis? It's never a penis.. *sulks, but in a masculine, heterosexual manner* Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'TarasLotter of the West LotGrand Duke of Lac Glacei
Re: The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:02 pm
by Emir of Raspur
hetrosexual... right Come on you know it you buggers!
Re: The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:25 pm
by BMajeed
HAHA! Penis was my first answer the first time I heard it too. The answer is onion by the way, that's an oldie. The Sultanate of Kumarastan
Re: The Independent Riddle Thread
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 7:21 pm
by Gman Russell
What has 4 legs in the morni-oh screw it...