The Independent Riddle Thread

[Emir of Raspur]

A Saxon riddle from the archives of Exeter Cathedral...I am a strange creature, for I satisfy women...I grow very tall, erect in a bed,I'm hairy underneath. From time to timeA beautiful girl, the brave daughterOf some fellow dares to hold meGrips my reddish skin, robs me of my headAnd puts me in the pantry. At once the girlWith plaited hair who has confined meRemembers our meeting. Her eye moistens.The winner gets an hired thug.

[david northworthy beckfor]

a leek "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Zirandorthel]

Why can't it be a penis? It's never a penis.. *sulks, but in a masculine, heterosexual manner* Sun Bless, Earth KeepZirandorthel I of TreesiaNiirus Tinenetuwar, Tivitha e'TarasLotter of the West LotGrand Duke of Lac Glacei

[Emir of Raspur]

hetrosexual... right Come on you know it you buggers!

[BMajeed]

HAHA! Penis was my first answer the first time I heard it too. The answer is onion by the way, that's an oldie. The Sultanate of Kumarastan

[Gman Russell]

What has 4 legs in the morni-oh screw it...