Dean of the University

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

I noticed that the Kaiser is currently the head of the University and the MoRE. I was curious if this job was being held by our dear Kaiser as a placeholder for when someone else comes along and is willing to take it, or if the Kaiser is holding that job due to a preference to that position.If the former, I'd very much like to be the Dean of the University. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Sorry...the University is my baby. Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[BMajeed]

The University needs a doctorate program on torture. Yes...you really need one...mwahaha...

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

Understood. I was only curious. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

[david northworthy beckfor]

seconds balty's idea "Disclaimer: Whatever is in the above post is probably a result of my blind following of Kieran Bennett, because I have even less of a brain than Kieran. Don't even get me started on my lack of independent thought."

[Erik Mortis]

Do we even know how to do torture? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Scott Alexander]

I think making people read Balty's signature would be a good start.

[BMajeed]

Whoops, I'm supposed to turn that off. :P And screw you Scott. But torture is a great idea. You already have two students, myself and Beckford...

[Erik Mortis]

I'de sign up... I'm planning to finsh my class on Love and start a class on HTML. Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Scott Alexander]

Excellent...I would be willing to sign up to "teach" Majeed torture...I think it would be a very "memorable" "lesson"

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

EEERRRRIIIIIKKK!!! Hi!Um...if you wanna teach a class on torture with actual academic rigour...go for it... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[Shasta Rana Wanderlust]

Will the torture be sexual in any way? Becasue if it is, the only teacher I want is Erin. Remember, my child, without innocence, the cross is only iron, hope is only an illusion, and you're nothing but a name.

[Scott Alexander]

[rain on everyone's parade mode]I don't think a class on torture would be right. It'd attract the wrong sort of people (by which I partially mean Babkhans and partially I just mean the wrong sort of people) it's about a horrible issue that's still a major problem in the world today, and it's just not the kind of thing decent people ought to be interested in. I don't think it'd give the right impression of Shireroth - and Ardashir already seems to be discussing it at length in Babkha, so let them take care of it.[/rain on everyone's parade mode]

[Kaiser Wyltheow I]

Yeah...um..it's my job as MoRE to ruin their hopes and dreams...oh well..you did a better job... Wylþeow du GrifosThe Kaiser of ShirerothThe gods blessed you with power and a visionThe gods gave you life to accomplish a mission...

[BMajeed]

I'll find a way to teach it in Babkha. I am the Butcher of Baltyabad you know. Edited by: BMajeed at: 2/25/04 8:35 pm

[Erik Mortis]

ahhh.. I love Babkhans... *disclaimer* Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Gman Russell]

I should hope so, since we did make them our allies... Except, I must admit, the notion of a class on torture kind of freaks me out... and probably belongs in Yardistan.

[Erik Mortis]

Does Yardistan have a school? Erik Mortis BrookshireCommoner of Alexandretta

[Scott Alexander]

If by "have" you mean "own", I think they proly annexed a couple.

[Gman Russell]

Proly? It would be easier to stamp what HASN'T been annexed by the YAC...

[Phoenix the Risen]

*annexes the list of things not annexed by Yardistan - but not the actual things on the list... yet.* Phoenix the Risen - Dutchess of Kildare - Political Nuisance but at least She gets the job done. - Official Genkher of Gryphon Avocatio's Cool Short Sig and Gryphon the Pure's Awesome Tables! - COME BACK, STEVE!!! -"To quote a former Kaiser.... 'Shireroth doesn't give up land....'" ~UEC (Quoting Kaiser Letifer I), In response to claims on the Raynor Isles"To paraphrase a former Kaiser: 'Here! Take Amity for free! And that other half of Mar Sara too!'" ~SaiKar LumEth, (Paraphrasing Kaiser Mog I) In response to UEC"To paraphrase a former angry mob "DOWN WITH THE EVIL LAND-GIVING AWAY KAISER! REVOLT! REBELLION! CIVIL WAR!" ~Scott Siskind, (paraphrasing the Letifer Rebellion group) In response to SaiKar LumEth"I HEARBY QUESTION THE KAISERESS AUTHORITY!" ~Gryphon Avocado (Switching Day)

[Gman Russell]

Uh oh...