The Coming Storm
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 8:07 pm
IB NOTICE TO CANDIDATES
This notice must be displayed where candidates may read it, and read by the School's Coordinator before examinations commence.
1. IB Examinations for Time Zone 0 (Canada, the United States excluding Wyoming and the northern part of Nebraska, as well as half of Texas and Russia, for no adequately explained reason) will commence May 4, 2010, at the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM.
2. You've put in two years of hellish work and - yes, that's right - we can still fail you.
3. Pagers must not be brought into the examination hall.
4. While in the examination hall, you legally fall under the Swiss government's jurisdiction as a prisoner of war. Any counts of academic misconduct (cheating) will be treated as an act of war against Switzerland. You will then be shot.
5. Candidates are to have no lives starting from two weeks before the commencement date. This is primarily to allow for rigorous hand training, which will become necessary after History Higher Level Paper Three (3 essays in 2.5 hours).
6. As such, Shireroth is banned from all candidates' laptops until further notice.
This notice must be displayed where candidates may read it, and read by the School's Coordinator before examinations commence.
1. IB Examinations for Time Zone 0 (Canada, the United States excluding Wyoming and the northern part of Nebraska, as well as half of Texas and Russia, for no adequately explained reason) will commence May 4, 2010, at the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM.
2. You've put in two years of hellish work and - yes, that's right - we can still fail you.
3. Pagers must not be brought into the examination hall.
4. While in the examination hall, you legally fall under the Swiss government's jurisdiction as a prisoner of war. Any counts of academic misconduct (cheating) will be treated as an act of war against Switzerland. You will then be shot.
5. Candidates are to have no lives starting from two weeks before the commencement date. This is primarily to allow for rigorous hand training, which will become necessary after History Higher Level Paper Three (3 essays in 2.5 hours).
6. As such, Shireroth is banned from all candidates' laptops until further notice.
