The Coming Storm

[Percy Rutherford]

IB NOTICE TO CANDIDATES
This notice must be displayed where candidates may read it, and read by the School's Coordinator before examinations commence.

1. IB Examinations for Time Zone 0 (Canada, the United States excluding Wyoming and the northern part of Nebraska, as well as half of Texas and Russia, for no adequately explained reason) will commence May 4, 2010, at the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM.

2. You've put in two years of hellish work and - yes, that's right - we can still fail you.

3. Pagers must not be brought into the examination hall.

4. While in the examination hall, you legally fall under the Swiss government's jurisdiction as a prisoner of war. Any counts of academic misconduct (cheating) will be treated as an act of war against Switzerland. You will then be shot.

5. Candidates are to have no lives starting from two weeks before the commencement date. This is primarily to allow for rigorous hand training, which will become necessary after History Higher Level Paper Three (3 essays in 2.5 hours).

6. As such, Shireroth is banned from all candidates' laptops until further notice.

[CJ Miller]

WAT

[Aurangzeb Khan]

IB NOTICE TO CANDIDATES
This notice must be displayed where candidates may read it, and read by the School's Coordinator before examinations commence.

1. IB Examinations for Time Zone 0 (Canada, the United States excluding Wyoming and the northern part of Nebraska, as well as half of Texas and Russia, for no adequately explained reason) will commence May 4, 2010, at the ungodly hour of 9:00 AM.

2. You've put in two years of hellish work and - yes, that's right - we can still fail you.

3. Pagers must not be brought into the examination hall.

4. While in the examination hall, you legally fall under the Swiss government's jurisdiction as a prisoner of war. Any counts of academic misconduct (cheating) will be treated as an act of war against Switzerland. You will then be shot.

5. Candidates are to have no lives starting from two weeks before the commencement date. This is primarily to allow for rigorous hand training, which will become necessary after History Higher Level Paper Three (3 essays in 2.5 hours).

6. As such, Shireroth is banned from all candidates' laptops until further notice.

And so the Shirerithian-Switzer War began

[Kaiser Mors VI]

....TO WAR! .... or something.

[Daniel Farewell]

Good luck on your exams, Leo and Isabelle!

[Andreas the Wise]

Yeah, good luck

[Scott of Hyperborea]

Raikoth sends its blessings and best wishes to its Kalirion brothers as they go forth to engage in intellectual battle. May you return victorious, bearing the heads of the troublesome gnomes who have vexed you for so long.

[Allot]

In case it needed explanation, this counts as a coverall LOA for me. May 24th: French A2 Paper 2. I'll be back.