WANTED: Near

[Allot]

WANTED

Caucasian male 5"10' known as NEAR

WANTED FOR: Homicide in the first degree, abduction, grand larceny, forgery, fraud, douchebaggery, racketeering

2,000 reward for information resulting in his capture




"What exactly is racketeering?"
"No one knows, they just throw it on there to make the charge list look longer

[Scott of Hyperborea]

His real name is Nate River and he lives in an English orphanage. Now pay up!

[Leo Fenrir]

*Scribbles Scott's name into a little black notebook.*

[Scott of Hyperborea]

See, this is exactly the reason why I don't give out my real last name in micronations.

Also, although I don't know what racketeering is either, I'd like to think it means fixing the outcomes of tennis matches.

[Harvey Steffke]

See, this is exactly the reason why I don't give out my real last name in micronations.

Though it can be acquired on the black market for a tidy fee.

[Eoin]

Wow, two occupations suggested in the same thread: bounty hunter and black marketeer. May need to incorporate myself.

[Leo Fenrir]

Come work for the ISI.

[Erik Mortis]

I have money to help funding, but the rates aren't free.