Welcome to Shireroth...no wait...YOU say that!

[Björn Ironfist]

Greetings to the great nation of Shireroth! My name is Björn Ironfist, and I now represent the Viking Empire of Stormark. Please see the link below for my appointment by the Lady Warden to the Outland:

http://vikings.invisionzone.com/index.p ... topic=5969

I am happy to be here, in such an active and long-lived nation. Should there be anything that is required or requested of me, please feel free to ask. Despite appearances, I am a most approachable fellow!!

[Allot]

AGGGH PUT DOWN THE AXE PUT DOWN THE AXE HELP HELP HELP oh, it's just you. Nevermind then.

Welcome to Shireroth! Congratulations on your appointment, and I look forward to seeing you in the future. I wish I could write more, but my verbosity gland is malfunctioning right now. So Hi. I think we'll get along well, and I am excited to see what we can do together.

Do contact me if you have any questions or concerns.

[Björn Ironfist]

Thank you for the warm welcome!!

Don't worry about the axe...its just for show really. Being a Jew, I am culturally incapable of properly wielding one anyway. hehe

[Malliki Tosha]

Can't you translate your last name into Swedish as well? "Björn Järnnäve". Pretty cool.

[Björn Ironfist]

That is pretty cool. I would hate to have to write that out whenever I introduced myself, though. lol

[Malliki Tosha]

Haha yeah. Are you American?

[Björn Ironfist]

I am Israeli by birth (mother is American, father is Israeli). I moved to the states last year in order to work.

[Erik Mortis]

Greetings.

The picture makes your sig a bit long for our tastes...just a thought.

[Björn Ironfist]

Greetings.

The picture makes your sig a bit long for our tastes...just a thought.

You weren't supposed to be EATING it...just looking at it.

Is that better?

[Erik Mortis]

Much. Historically we haven't been keen on long sigs. Even mine is at the limit.

[Björn Ironfist]

When in Shireroth, right?

Thanks for pointing it out prior to me irking anyone with my ridiculously large tag image. You can't really blame me though; I AM the MAD VIKING!!! MUHAHAH!! All your siggies are belong to me!!!!

[Harvey Steffke]

I LIKE this guy.

[Björn Ironfist]

You are kind to say so. I hope that I will not overstay my welcome...I am prone to drunken antics such as making obscene calls to various mothers-in-law, wetting myself, and the odd head-butting of inanimate objects.

[Malliki Tosha]

Actually, Erik, we have a limit of five lines in the sig in the LawBook. Not enforced tho.

[Santelran Rottsaa]

Glad to see you...again!

*goes back to Stormark's forums for some shenanigans*

[Björn Ironfist]

This is unacceptable!! There needs to be much MUCH more conversation happening in my thread. I will not settle for this complete lack of mindless chatter!!!

[Jonas]

You're right! Let us rebel! REVOLUTION!

[Björn Ironfist]

We need something to rebel against, lad! Unless we are rebelling against the inexcusable actions of all those who have failed to post to my thread in an effort to make me feel all warm and fuzzy...yes, I think that is a worthy cause. Unfortunately - there's only two of us and at least - *counts on fingers* - five of them (I'm no good at maths).

[Jonas]

We need something to rebel against, lad! Unless we are rebelling against the inexcusable actions of all those who have failed to post to my thread in an effort to make me feel all warm and fuzzy...yes, I think that is a worthy cause. Unfortunately - there's only two of us and at least - *counts on fingers* - five of them (I'm no good at maths).

2 versus 5? Mmm... indeed, that isn't fair. They should be with at least 6 (come on, you're a viking, I am a Batavian-Kildarian-Nelagan)!

*Takes an axe*
We'll crush them!

YIHAAAAAA!!!!

[Björn Ironfist]

Dude...there are some NATIONS in Micras that don't even have 6 people! So that's a whole country's worth!

Besides...I don't want to crush them - just beat them into submission and have them all posting here so I can prove to myself that I am special. Cause otherwise, this just isn't worth my time and I will have to take up underwater quilt knitting instead.

[Jonas]

You have a point... but are you sure you don't want to crush them?

[Björn Ironfist]

Ok fine...we can crush... 318% of them. That will send a message to the others

[Ari Rahikkala]

Shireroth isn't really the chattiest nation on Micras. Well, not anymore anyway. You should have shown up a few years back when we were still collectively interested in a certain question regarding the Capital of Turkey

(a question whose answer I, unfortunately, know by now. I don't feel happy for having this knowledge.)

[Harvey Steffke]

(a question whose answer I, unfortunately, know by now. I don't feel happy for having this knowledge.)

Are you KIDDING me? When I found out at one of the ShireCons it was a huge weight off my shoulders. Plus the answer is pretty funny.

[Arviður]

Ankara?

[Jonas]

Ankara?

Wrong answer, pal. To be honest, I said the same back then.

[Allot]

Istanbul, right?

[Santelran Rottsaa]

Y'all don't know the situation here, the right answer isn't the right answer.

[Björn Ironfist]

The capital of Turkey is "T"

[Arviður]

*facepalm*