Well, one thing I could do is just replicate the whole Malarbor-style experience with...
- the Imperial Republic of Shireroth banner replaced with a SC banner, to be produced by someone competent with banners
- the Malarbor picture replaced with a monkey picture, to be found by someone competent with monkey pictures
- the Malarbor text be replaced with "The Primate Says:" with... eh, I doubt we're going to need more than a static message, but I can reproduce the forum-updateability feature for the Primate box too if it seems there will be a need. To be written by someone competent with primate messages.
- the links in the menubar replaced with... hm... say, take out the RSS, calendar and perhaps the Wiki link, and replace the "Friendly nations" in the dropbox with "Commonwealth nations", that sound good?
- the colours and background replaced with I have no idea what. I'm not happy with just ideas here - I'm terrible with colours. A mockup of what it should look like would be nice. To be composed by someone competent with forum colours

No-one should be without a parasol, Sirocco.