Shireroth's 9th birthday, Jews did Elwynn

[Ari Rahikkala]

Oh, hello there, Shireroth, didn't see you come in! I was just... what, you've been here for nine years already? Well, isn't that something. That's right, Shireroth celebrates its ninth birthday today at the B0O0/\/\ist temple. It's been an excellent ride, and it will continue to be one. EAT A MANGO TODAY! MALARBOR DEMANDS IT!

In news that you were less likely to predict this time last year, the foreign affairs can't-really-call-it-a-crisis-but-I'd-go-with-"a decent excuse for some diplomatic whatever-diplomats-call-the-stuff-they-say-to-each-other-kind-of-stuff" with Ashkenatza over various issues regarding the western fork of the Elwynn river and the local peoples is slowly escalating, having recently gone from the Landsraad to the Kaiser. MALARBOR DEMANDS ASHKENATZA DROP ITS CLAIMS IMMEDIATELY! THE WATERS OF ELWYNN BELONG TO MALARBOR'S ROOTS!