I hope everyone is having a great Zombie Jesus Day.
Remember, it is essential that we sacrifice chicken eggs, coloured in funny ways, and effigies of rabbits to keep Zombie Jesus from returning and destroying the world.
HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!
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Re: HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!
You're lucky I'm not a muslim... and this isn't a muslim holiday... 
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Kaiser Hasan I
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Re: HAPPY ZOMBIE JESUS DAY!
It's still Nowruz, which is celebrated by a great deal of Muslims although its a Zoroastrian holiday. In honour of the Zombie Jesus, I will tell a joke:
Lead Zombie at a protest: "WHAT DO WE WANT?"
Mob of Zombies: "BRAINS!"
Lead Zombie: "WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"
Mob of Zombies: "BRAINS!"
Lead Zombie at a protest: "WHAT DO WE WANT?"
Mob of Zombies: "BRAINS!"
Lead Zombie: "WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?"
Mob of Zombies: "BRAINS!"
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