Getting Started

[Erik Mortis]

Should we do some blood sacrifice?

[Jacobus Loki]

Wouldn't a few grenades be sufficient?

[Erik Mortis]

If they cause blood to splatter on the alter...

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Good thing Ikea alters have easy-clean surfaces.

[Erik Mortis]

plastic coated...

[hypatias mom]

Altars are even easier to clean, and you don't have to alter them.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Yeah I realized that when I went to try and find an Ikea Altar hack. No Dice. Someone should speak to their marketting department, they're missing an entire demographic of people by not producing an occult focused line of flatpack accessories.

[Erik Mortis]

I'm just half inclined to actually do that...

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Make sure you open your pitch by spitting a mouthful of fake blood at the Marketing rep while throwing the horns to Dillinger Escape Plan. They'd totally go for it then!





Rock as hard as you can right now.

[Erik Mortis]

Dillinger Escape Plan... I have them on my computer.. actually... somewhere.. I don't I ever actually listened to it.

[H4773r 3lfs0n]

IKEA! IKEA!! just some pine and a handful of norsemen!
IKEA!! IKEA!! Furniture for grads and divorced men!

- Jonathan Coulton's "Ikea" i recommend Youtube-ing him . . . . . NOW! creepy doll and skullcrusher mountain as well. GO!

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Erik,

ha! yeah I've got two dillinger songs and I've never listened to them.