Shireroth!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I'll put in two volumes of Karl Popper's Open Society and one Hobbes Leviathan

[Kaiser Hasan I]

I've got a leaflet about Jesus, a rude but clever limerick written on a pub wall, the jumble on the back of a cereal box and a piece from a scrabble set I found under the sofa. Beat that!

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I have a final demand notice from my electricity provider, a plan for world domination drawn on the back of a beer mat, and a slightly soiled topshelf magazine... beat that.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

a telephone number written on a cocktail napkin with only 5 numbers, my own name written on the back of my hand for reference, a "do not remove" tag from a mattress I don't own and two used stubs from a dog race found on the floor of the track terminal.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

A 35th Cambridge Beer Festival Flyer, a 3p discount petrol coupon, a Christian Bible Reading Seminar flyer, a vomit smeared napkin with directions to some place smudged out where a "carrot" was.

[Kaiser Hasan I]

a square of sanitation paper stuck to my shoe, a photo of Margaret thatcher cut from a magazine with a "Charlie Chaplain" mustache drawn on it, a lude stick figure drawing of the pope handed to me by a giggling drunken derelict, and a court appearance notice.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I have an invitation from the police to attend an interview so I can assist them with some routine enquiries...

[Kaiser Hasan I]

Well that's quite a book club, I'm sure they'll be very interested in your comments.

[Aurangzeb Khan]

I'm sure I have a few comments on record on various MN forums that would be of interest to them. :P

[Liam conToketi]

I've got about 20 Raymond E. Feists...

Yes I think we all noticed that in your wholescale "importing" of the series into your micronation.

This has been remedied, but I have yet to update our map. If you actually took time to look at our micronation, you'd see we've moved quite far away from the series (although I'll admit that Midkemia was my original inspiration for the nation).