Penisberg is Kaiser!

[Monsignor Penisberg]

I rival Jacobus' throne with the all new:

Kaiser Penisberg I!

Great, this will start a civil war because I know all the Shirithians are on my side, 'xept Jacobus...

all hail me! I make HepatitisCmom the Steward. I make Hesam the royal PITA (Pain in the Ass)

[Jacobus Loki]

Great name, wrong claim.

(Draws sword, swings.)

There! I have removed his hmmmmmm " 'berg ".

GUARDS! Stop the bleeding, take this person to the funny section of the dungeon.

Kaiser Loki II, etc., etc.

[Monsignor Penisberg]

wowowowowo...hang on, Reaches out gun, shoots jacobus in the heart! All hail Penisberg

[Jacobus Loki]

shoots jacobus in the heart

My least vulnerable spot.

[Monsignor Penisberg]

Then more shots all over!

[Kaiser Loki II]

Sorry.

I have survived more than you could do, my silly bleeding friend. Let the guards "help" you.

[Braden Indianensis]

Where's Antikaiser Boniface when you need him? Or good ol' Kaiser Nicodemus?

[Andreas the Wise]

I'm so confused ... who is Penisberg?

[Kaiser Loki II]

[quote]Mosignor Penisberg
Post subject: Re: Renaming
PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:17 pm

Oh yeah, I'm Craitman from 5 years in the future[/quote

Or so he claimed there, elsewhere he claims to be Ari.

We can assume that he may be one of the madmen who killed our beloved Mors V!.

[Andreas the Wise]

Yeah, I noticed the Ari claim, then thought ... no, it wouldn't be. I thought Jonas when I saw Hypatias Mom as Steward, then realised it was deliberately mispelled for sick humour, and thought, no, it wouldn't be. No chance it's Craitman.

I say we cast our differences aside (Loki II and Jakarta, that is) and destroy this usurper ...
Sakat supports it!

[Scott of Hyperborea]

*looks around* IP comes from Illinois, but the "Hepatitis Mom" comment and general annoyingness sound classic Hesam, and Hesam's from Canada. Hmmm.
Anyone know of any Illinoisan-micronationalists?

[HIH Hesam Jahandar]

Saying I come from Canada is like saying "He's from 7 percent of the worlds land mass", no I didn't create a "Kaiser Penisberg" account. I don't really find it funny. But thanks for dropping by to offer your opinion.

[Liam conToketi]

Jess is from Illinois...

[Prodigy Almighty]

A revelation!

Here's an easy way to find out: BAN THE IP. Then, if Jess is thereby banned, we've solved the puzzle. If he's not, then at least we're short one "Penisberg".

[Andreas the Wise]

Saying I come from Canada is like saying "He's from 7 percent of the worlds land mass", no I didn't create a "Kaiser Penisberg" account. I don't really find it funny. But thanks for dropping by to offer your opinion.

Hey, he told us where the IP was from, I think that's quite helpful ...

[Kaiser Jayatar]

Yes it was, but he was also insinuating (for a little while) that the mystery person was me, which I am obviously not otherwise I'd be banned at this point.

[Andreas the Wise]

Hey, I thought it might be Jonas for a moment ... don't take it personally

[Kaiser Jayatar]

hehe, so did I. And I only took it seriously because I think so highly of everything His Eminence Andreas says.

[Andreas the Wise]

... must ... not ... give in ... to ... flattery ...

or maybe ...

[Kaiser Jayatar]

Hey, if I become Kaiser, its not the end of the world, I mean I can still be removed if I act too ridiculously. And anything I do is likely to generate activity.

[Kaiser Loki II]

Hey, I generate activity too!

[Liam conToketi]

And you have the backing of the entirety of the Empire of NorëstshonApolonä by my will

You have quite a following, my liege.

[Kaiser Loki II]

Then call them forth!

[Prodigy Almighty]

He does not just because you say he does, sir.

Chelkran Kesh, under my direction as Executor, supports Jayatar. No disrespect to your position as mEmperor, and therefore, my boss, but in this matter, I would like to make my own decision, and consider myself a Shirithian citizen rather than an Imperial or Gralan one.

And besides, Andreas supports Jayatar too.

[Liam conToketi]

Unfortunately, one has already sided with your opponent. My power of veto does not apply within the bounds of Shireroth, unless those I rule grant it. Peradventure he can be persuaded to our cause, my liege, but he seems adamant.

[Jess]

it was moi, sorry if it offended anyone! it was only a joke! I got the name Penisberg from Family guy (the one with the Superstore USA)

[Maksym Hadjimehmetov]

Fah! Swearing at my nice new flags, too... I've got your number... and your IP as well for that matter. No worries- _ jokes_ all around

Yes it was, but he was also insinuating (for a little while) that the mystery person was me, which I am obviously not otherwise I'd be banned at this point

Yes, I can happen to see why. Being banned from these fora could make being the next Kaiser just a tad problematic, I'd say

[Kaiser Loki II]

I hereby pardon Jess for His Jest, for such it obviously was..

Oh, I pardoned you. That means I would like your support.

[Kaiser Jayatar]

And I pardon Jacobus for speaking on my behalf, Jess you are also pardoned.

[Jess]

All hail Loki II!!!