I am the omnipotent God of Forum Colours and your Not-so-Friendly Neighbourhood Tree Demon, Malarbor. I have possessed this tool Benkern for a post in order to offer some worthy individual as can most likely be found on this forum a job.
It seems this Benkern character has less and less time on his hands and thusly can devote not as much time as I would expect of a slave such as he to The Periodic Spore. He may be doing his best but his best is evidently not enough to satisfy my high standards!
The job: to write for the Periodic Spore. You will be permitted to pose as me when writing these articles, or alternatively allow me to control you and write through you - whatever makes your roots grow, I suppose. Your payment shall be me not smiting you down like the scum that you are! Or, if an economy is set up, a couple
, I suppose - but you'll have to talk to Benkern about that; he does all the technical stuff, I'm busy enough shouting aloud demands for that kind of low-level labour.You'll most likely be assigned a certain area of writing - such as Subdivision Happenings, Landsraad Affairs etc. and when Benkern is away you'll be writing solely in his stead. Demanding, perhaps - but we have ways of making you work!
Any takers? You don't need to be a Tree Demon to write for us - but it helps!
